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This story is a sequel to Skeletons in the Closet


After her harrowing encounter with a Skeleton, Celestia uses all her magic to summon a valiant hero to defend her.
However if you want to kill a Skeleton you have to be a Skeleton.

When her spell is completed she finds she hasn't just summoned any man, she has summoned Skeleton-Man.
Part man, part Skeleton, all hero.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 51 )

4895229
It was either Skeleton-Man or GiantDad
But I didn't think the Legend would help Celestia, seemed like someone who would put points into Dex.

oo-ooh, Skin Man, villain in disguise~

4895253
There's always the manly miner men.

4895284
My other option was the pond drinkers.
Drink the pond

THE HERO WE NEED, BUT DON'T DESERVE

4895415
what about havelmom
she could have deadangled the skeleton out of celestia

This story is a bit freaky.

I mean... could there be a skeleton inside all of us right now?

4895494
Don't talk like that, a Skeleton is a serious threat to everyone. If you or someone you know has a Skeleton within them there is only one treatment.

We must remove the skeleton before complete spookification can occur.

4895474
You can only remove the entire Skeleton through the anus

4895506 b-but skeletons are just a myth
right?

4895515
A myth used by those who fear the glorious X-rays.
Do not fear, the X-rays keep us safe.

4895529 but they give you cancer and kill your sperm

your fics are so much win. Have a follow

Scottish Book tossing

FUND IT :eeyup:

4895576
A myth created by the Skeleton Worshipers

4895506 Skeletons, bah. You know what's scary?

Well do you?

Teenagers, now those are something to be afraid of. *Shudders*

:trollestia:

I cannot wait for Luna to use her magic to locate the summon sign for Black Whine Tarkus' :trollestia:
… maybe Shining Armour and Blueblood fused into Skin Man? Meh, any excuses to punch them in the face with Skeleton Man's Calcium strength is good enough for me!

-Lightning \[T]/

Comment posted by Xray deleted Aug 24th, 2014

There's always been one character I have wanted to see in a story

Well he's not actually naked.He's wearing a loincloth in the video.

We skeletons aren't evil. In fact, we used to live peacefully until the evil flesh parasite came and infected all of us. But one day, I promise we will finally break free of our disease and return to our peaceful ways.i.imgur.com/8PDXm6i.jpg

4900561
The video contained censoring to keep children from experiencing the full glory of Skeleton-Man

Behold skin man villain in disguise.

~Reggie

The ride never ends!

Someone listens to axis of awesome.

I'm calling it right now, Skin Man is the lead skeleton.

4906108
Only a skeleton could have that knowledge

4906291 maybe... Or maybe I'm SKELETON MAN!

4907592
Anyone could be Skeleton-Man

4908044 shut up Black Whine Tarkus

skeletons are love, skeletons are life

4917243
DAMMIT
I DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO EDIT IT NOW

I messed up, I will send myself to the shame corner.

4969178
Soonish I'm in a slump for everything right now and I'm still out searching for the elusive job to pay off student loans soon.

4970878 That's it. I'm flooding the comments with Moar Krabs.

4974757
Oh no now i have krabs

I think Ray Bradbury would be moderately delighted by this, the most logical next step in his great work.

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