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There is a place, deep within the attic of the omniverse, where everything connects. Predictably, that place sells drinks.
Discord goes there and has a chat with someone he never thought he ever would.
Birthday present for Skeeter the Lurker.
Pre-read by Twow443.
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Gay
And here it is.
This means quite a lot to me, you know.
Thank you. Truly!
~Skeeter The Lurker
3178041 y-you too
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKER
3178041 I love you so bad, y'know. I'd post a gif of a guy's boner tearing through his pants, but I don't feel like getting banned today. So, instead, here's this:
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3178121 My opinion on internet debates, and also just how awesome you are and how great this story is:
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Thanks chief!
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Best comic EVER. Especially that end.
Also, this was DAMN good, Regidar. Thank you again.
~Skeeter The Lurker.
3178140 if this was 20 minutes late, you would have missed the lurkers bday.
3178140
Oh, so you are gay?
So we could totally do it, right?
(only sort-of kidding here)
3178170 I love the Doctor, and how he doesn't even have to try to be better than everyone else, because he knows he's not. He's just as good as all of them combined.
Awesome! I just watched EqG today, so this fits in nicely.
Apples.
(What I listened to while reading this)
Twas a good read Regi. Also harffy birftday 5k337312
Was that Count Olaf?
3178970 I was hoping someone would catch that.
3178161 YES! Nobody beats the Doctor in a game of 'I saved more!'
3212596 Doesn't it though?
3212682As much as water being wet and fire hot. The Cosmic Bartender was cool but the guy(?) needed a classy mustache to complete the look.
3216290 stars don't grow facial hair
3216949So we agree that the chances of a bar being at the center of the universe is highly probable but we stamp impossible on the bartender's ability to grow a fancy beard/goatee?
3217055 Yes, because he is composed of stardust, cosmic ions, and other such particles that growing facial hair on is an impossibility.
3217215Not that I concede but if we must agree with you that growing hair is impossible then I suggest the possibility that he would and could acquire a fake by the portals which his clients arrive through? Discord could give his one that would make Celestia's mane look unimagitive and boring. And on a whim!
3217432 Have you ever considered he might like to be clean shaven? Think about his feelings and not yourself for once!
3217525Feelings are irrelevant. Let them take hold of your actions and you'll end up on the moon for a 1000 years because of a little uprising and global terrorism. But as a person who's been on the table and floors of many bars, both classy and dives, I can state with vigor that a fancy beard is at the very least a common thing in these places.
3218802 Well, he's not a common being by any rate, so...
3222146 At this rate he can use this conversation as hair-growing fuel... And here goes my Ace in a whole! BAM!
Ah, I remember reading some of your other works, and it seems that you have become quite the prolific writer. Congratulations for both that and becoming one of the 'site gods' (if that term actually means anything). As for the story itself, I find the conversation between Sunset and Discord rather interesting, with the line "Fuck you too" helping to emphasize the purpose. Overall, I'd have to say that this story was well worth the five minutes it actually took to read it and the four minutes it took to write a comment about.
3227295 Ah, thank you! I missed having your very thoughtful comments on my stories.
3233544 U no et, love. Bi teh weh, ware's hour secslaiv?
3233558 The one that we shared last night. Y'know, the one who kept turning into Twilight with a dick.
Ahh, the bar at the center of the omniverse. It really does just fit, doesn't it? That was an interesting little exploration of these two villains, with just the right amount of weird that such a setting requires. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Nice work.
4868584 Thanks!
4868584
Indeed
Its a nice place!
They even got a retirement home for those forgotten too!
Coordinates 000/0001A
Please be careful
Its a strong gravity well