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Chrysalis tries her hoof at a cooking show. However, the meal isn't something everyone will agree with.


Image used with the permission of Dazed-and Wandering.
Link to artist page set as the pictures source.

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Honestly, I kind of enjoy writing one-shots.
I can go all out, you don't need to much prior knowledge, if you're willing to accept what's happening.

"Steve?" Celestia repeated "What a strange name for a Changeling

:derpyderp2: What?
*still reading*

*Finished reading*
Me like! :pinkiecrazy:

Is bold text at end should be like that?
Other than that, all nice ^_^

I'm finding this for the cover art source.

If it's a one-shot why is it marked incomplete?

I am laughing rather hard. good show!

This was pretty entertaining and amusing. Chrysalis and a cooking show, fantastic idea. Also Twilight kidnapping Luna, :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

1358723 Swear I've used that same name on my Changelings... for all of them.

This show should be uncancelled

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Nice :rainbowlaugh:
But shouldn't Chrysalis say that? Because Celestia is in other room and tied and... :pinkiecrazy:

Yet another awesome piece of comedy, Thorax. Loved it.

Oh god, this was funny.

Luckily for her Celestia had accepted the offer and Chrysalis would only need the full body cast for two weeks.

:rainbowlaugh: That had me rolling on the floor.

I knew this fic was coming the moment I saw that picture on deviantart. :rainbowlaugh:

Well done. This is a story worth reading.

As soon as I saw this pic on Derpibooru, I knew you would be all over it. :pinkiehappy:

this was awesome :rainbowkiss: they should really uncancell this show and have discord as co host :rainbowlaugh:

Why the hell isn't this in the Equestria's crazies? It seems legit.

I put this on read later. I really wanna see how this will play out.
Edit: Also, if that cover art is not in next or tomorrows Drawfriend on EQD, I am going to eat my hat.

HA, quite the random story you have. this is going to my favorite list, good job mate:eeyup:

YOU SIR. had me at cuddlesworth, i already get enough of him from jericho!

:rainbowderp: ..maggots, in food?!
:pinkiesmile: Truth be told, there is a kind of chese that's made with maggots!
:rainbowhuh: ...i...didn't need to know that

Fighting cooks always remind me of the Baratie :twilightsmile:
Back there a cook could actually BE a rank of a soldier!
Anyway, it's too bad "Cooking with the Queen" was cancelled so early; I sure could use some more lessons...

...next you'll be telling me there's a Changeling named "Mr. Cuddlesworth" somewhere in the Hive.

Oh, noes, hope she doesn't find out about my OC... I mean, nevermind. :pinkiecrazy:

Very funny and random, as I expected from the tags. It was a fun read, though there were some errors in grammar. I.e; some punctuation is off, and not just here. I really don't know how to explain it, but this is just how it works here:

Steve nodded in the affirmative as he made his way into the sealed back room, after a few minutes of silence and a bit of rustling; the smaller Changeling emerged from the dark room. However, he hadn't found any food in the backroom instead he had found something extremely surprising, well not really considering who he was loyal to.

Can be fixed to look like so:

Steve nodded affirmative (affirmative is an adjective, and best works as so, because the way you wrote it was somewhat confusing.) as he made his way into the sealed back room. After a few minutes of silence and a bit of rustling, the smaller Changeling emerged from the dark room. However, he hadn't found any food in the backroom; instead, he had found something extremely surprising--well not really, considering who he was loyal to.

Otherwise, it was an enjoyable, really fun piece. And the picture is just hilarious. :pinkiesmile:

Will read later.
I expect "What's your secret ingredient Chrysalis?", "Love. The secret ingredient is love".:ajsmug:

1352159 :rainbowlaugh: That was brillent, I love these spin offs you do xD

Hilarity ensued.:twilightsmile:

1359281 Discord is still recovering from being blown into Discord chunks. 1360015

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Oh Dear Luna that was bucking hilarious

lol that was weird but funny

Spike calling her a wimp, that was golden. :rainbowlaugh:

~Grinned widely upon learning the concept~

i just noticed she has a big horn

1360141 they can always add the Discord bits in the recepie

Pretty funny, Also upon reading the description this instantly popped into my head

:twilightsheepish:

Lol.
Just lol.

1358765
It will be uncanceled and the first line will be Chrysalis tying up her changeling underling on a pole, and bellowing IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

1359836
Fighting cooks reminds me of Toriko!

Cooking with the Queen, where everything is made with love :heart:

I imagine there was really cheezy intro music playing for the commercial breaks.

Celestia accepted the offer ant Chrysalis would only have to be in a full body cast for two weeks.

LOL :rainbowlaugh: VONDERVUL.

Pure... Comedy... GOLD!

:ajsmug::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::pinkiesad2::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::raritystarry::raritywink::twilightblush::twilightsheepish::twilightsmile::yay::unsuresweetie::twistnerd::eeyup::trollestia:....nough said

1359684 Maggots are very useful creatures! They can eat all the dead flesh out of wounds and secrete anti-bacterial compounds that aid in healing!

And I hear they kinda tickle while they're squirming around in there, munching away at the rotted flesh.

Why are you vomiting all of a sudden? :trollestia:

> large table in front of her".
take out the "
> ingredient, maggots"
needs punctuation

1361873
They actually taste really good when they are fried like french fries. They taste exactly like Lays potato chips. I also got a bag of barbecue flavor from the zoo, but the plain tasted better.
Spiders also taste good, well not so much as taste as feel interesting walking in your mouth before you cover them in saliva and swallow them.

1361981 But what if the spiders bite your larynx? It's best to squash them into a paste and mix them with pig blood. :pinkiecrazy:

*Shall we have a gross-out contest? I shall forewarn you, I am a biologist. Once I break out the terminology, victory shall be mine!* :trollestia:

1362015
I was being serious. I have taken daddy long legs, brown spiders, pretty much any spider that doesn't look hairy, put them in my hand, licked them into my mouth, then swallowed them whole. I did have one get stuck behind my tonsil once, but I dug it out with my finger, then bit its thorax in half.
Good luck with grossing me out, Sweet Apple Massacre, the Saw movie series, 2g1c, etc. all failed. I accept your challenge though.

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