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Sir Hat


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Dear lord that exptession!! Will read later!

I'm here for the Octi.'

"Ogabooga." I giggled softly.

Edit: Was that a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference I see?

lmao thought the title said "shoots a very evil glare" the picture made me think that XD

Normally I hate when people use "buck" as a profanity, but this fic actually does it well.

Bucking eat crap in tartaruuuuuus!

Brilliant.

You could have done without the arousal bit, though. It really doesn't add much to the story.

Got plenty of guns and ranges in Texas, Octavia :pinkiehappy:

The lesson we can all take away from this:

4875570 I wished your Octavia was like this. I was overjoyed to see her, then she goes and gets punched to death by Rainbow Dash. No fun at all.

Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to blow the everloving crap out of some watermelons. There's a friendship letter in there somewhere...

In any case, excellent work. You do great things with Octavia, and this was no exception. Thank you for it.

This. I like it. And there's satyr pones. That's a bonus.

Ponies taking rage out with guns. I love this.

Do you know who first took out their rage using a gun?

Guru Laghima.

An Airbender.

Heh this was a fun read. Though grammar can use some work, some spelling mistakes here and there, and points that just don't flow too well.

In the meantime, lets do the Time Warp!

Oh, Hat, never change you silly, silly man, you.:pinkiehappy:

..... 2 words ... mafia octavia..... EVERYBODY RUN

I'm going to take you my frustrations on Mr. Buzzer."

So
1) This sounds weird
2) WHOA NOW! Taking out her frustrations on Mr. Buzzer. *eyebrows go up and down*



Yep. I love anything with Octavia.

"I'm sorry, I prefer stallions with dicks. Thick, meaty dicks, not your little penis extension peashooter."

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Huh, did somebody watch today's SloMo Guys by any chance?

Wow! Well i guess we all need too "unload" every now again. :pinkiesmile:

Good god. This was great. As a man who loves shooting big guns, I can completely understand her need to fire off a few rounds when angered.

Now, as someone who can't give you a proper critique (I'm horrible at writing them, yet decent at them verbally), I can safely say that this is a well written one shot, with good grammar, few (if any) spelling errors, and interesting head cannon.

I will say that the one thing that bugged me was the whole build up to the shooting range, aka, the rather abusive nature she has.

What can I say? As an older brother, and frequent baby sitter, I'm not okay with child abuse, verbal or otherwise....

Still, excellent job once again, Sir Hat. :moustache:

~AnimatedGamer

4878312 Even the most loving and tolerating of humankind has a breaking point.

I'm not saying that's myself, but I had to deal with a lot of Murphy's Law being invoked by my ignorant coworkers for over a month before I explained what karma and the law have to do with each other. Before I did so, I recieved numerous cuts and burns, nearly broke every bone in both hands, had to pay extra rent because of inflation, had to deal with a verbally abusive stand-in manager, and had to work until closing every day that I worked for almost that entire time as well.

4875737
I dunno, have you ever fired a belt-fed machine gun, especially one not mounted on a shock absorbing turret. It'll rattle your skeleton, thus...:pinkiehappy:

4880520 Tis true.

Its just my personal moral standards going all red flag with thoughts.

Damn dude, sounds like a bad time... I hope things at least got better, right?

4881391 Slowly things are getting better, but I foresee a very large pile of BS in my future... the 'calm before the storm' if you will.

As I understand it, there is a tradition among us rednecks for males to sublimate their sexual frustrations with a gun and a road sign.

See? The gun is the ONE THING, and the road sign is the OTHER THING, and the bullets are the...tadpoles.

4881640
That's fuckin' funny.:rainbowkiss:

4881678 Thank you. I was actually a little nervous that my post might be pulled for being over the line. And then I'd have to say "I've been bad again...haven't I?"

Ironically, I'm quite the prude.

4881712
There is no line here, it's on the butt fucking moon's flank!:twilightangry2:

Today was a day I needed to do this. Except I own my own firearms...just didn't have time to go to the range. Thanks for the read, it helped.\

-Sage

You're pulling the cart, now come one, we're going out

1. On.

Let's just hope she doesn't get her hoof on something bigger than a .50 cal. Or maybe hope she does, it's fun seeing her like this:pinkiecrazy:

I liked the story, but Satyrs being part of it was really kind of pointless and didn't add anything to the fic:applejackunsure:

That...that was just friggin' great. :rainbowlaugh:

I had an alternative ending idea where Octavia's rage continues for weeks, and results in the uprising of mutant watermelon plants. Octavia then Rambo's the entire world's mutant watermelon population into extinction, with flamethrowers and machineguns. She also has stallions everywhere to keep her sated in her bloodlust-loving, violence-spewing spree.

I have a strange mind. :pinkiecrazy:

The rage!! It's over 9000!!

Fricking Rage mode Octavia.
You. Will. Die!

Comment posted by JEFFERY8U deleted Aug 22nd, 2014

when you gotta lay the shit on thick.:ajsmug:

4875840 Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle... OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

And that's why I don't babysit

. . . I think that this is what most of my teachers do after school . . .

4887297 It's the sensation that's sweeping the nation, the commotion about the explosion, and i's what get's all the tares from all the mares.
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Mares love cannons

Because all I see a mare with a leaking pussy!"

is a
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:pinkiegasp: ... :yay:.

I could only see the Griffon as JonTron for some reason.

Mad

oh I know what the mares like, mares like superior firepower...

4880733
If you are going to go deep with it, a normal woman would orgasm because of the vibrations of the gun throughout their bodies... Thus leaving them wet after what would be an exhillerating experience in all senses. If only guys had a way of doing so as well... I would love to hold a M260 with as much ammo as I could spend for two whole minutes. *shudders* Hot damn...

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