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Upon reading this bit...
This song ran in my head...
Best Cassandra fic yet...now I'm dying of laughter.
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Just try it. I guarantee you'll love it. Even if it has to tie you down.
4472894 this story was funny and creepy as hell............ that other sotry sucks ass thoguh.
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i did try it,
i threw up when i did.
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My absolute favorite line. It's just so fucking golden.
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YES, so much YES! I hope you like being famous because now that you've written about the greatest pony ever, you will be. Can u promote me in the description?
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-my reaction after reading this glorious story.
lol read Cassandra and i just couldn't stop thinking of Lissandra queen of the freljord >_<
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Hat... For some reason, I want to hit you right now. and something in the back of my head tells me that this action would be cheered...
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Why would you want to hit me?
!?
Just for spreading the word about one of the best* ponies in existence
*subject to 100% parody*
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Gonna knock that hat right off your head... Then they'll just call you Sir... fucked-up Sir...
4472894 I'll pass. My brains are no use to me coagulating on the floor.
I just read the title.
God, no.
I sense really bad OOCs being gorey
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Not completely wrong, but this is a parody. MY BRAND OF PARODY!
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Sorry, you can borrow mine, it might be a little damp though.
Did I rustle your security blanket of anti OC?
4473533 Thanks, I needed a new one
Will I ever read this story...
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Sir. Fucked Up. Duke of Fuckusups
4473394 Oh, so that character is meant to be ironically bad. I could never quite tell whether it was supposed to be ironically bad, or they were just bad at making OCs.
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This, yes. This was pure boldfaced piss taking.
The original...it reads like half parody, half serious.
4475512 Oh. I've never actually read the original, I just read the description and kinda noped outta there, but hey. I tend to stay away from Mature-rated fics normally, but fuck it I'mma read this.
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There's no sex, just two...men...shooting themselves after their brains are basically melted.
4475523 Awesome. NO SEX, AHOY!
That was pretty great. I can't blame Celestia for not wanting her back.
A fine edition to the epic saga that is Cassandra's exploits. I laughed, I cried, I questioned everything and anything I knew about life and existence for a bit. Well done. Truly another work for the ages that will have literary critics and philosophers alike throwing out the old books and creating new ones now that another Cassandra masterpiece has shaken the very foundation of all we thought we knew.
How could they all be homosexuals if AJ and Braeburn are fraternizing? If there's one thing Cassandra hates, it's diiscontinuity
love you too satan
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What fic inspired this one? I think I know what you're talking about in the description, but I can't remember its name.
20,000 bits, or we give her back!
4481623 The Cassandra Chronicles, by yours truly
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Well, yeah, but there was one where Celestia disguised herself, then got kidnapped in Canterlot...can't remember it though...
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I must admit, I don't care.
And by the way, don't fuck with the Apple Family.
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When I read this, I imagined Cassandra speaking as fast as The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku… Or maybe Death Should Not Have Taken Thee. Or Twilight∞nighT… One of the three… Still… I didn't need my brains anyways.
Ok, what. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Read!??
Has mature tag I can swear.
I'd like to see... Cassandra vs Maud. Make it happen.
One of the better uses of a Mary Sue, and funny too.
7/12
4489538 Applebloom tho.
AB: 'Hey sis! Ah finally got mah cutie-mark!' *Shows it's a pony getting their head blown off*
Sounds like the ransom of Red chief rides again...