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Sir Hat


Done.

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Yeah, I know. I got bored so you're really not going to hurt my feelings by calling this bad.

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I'm actually not sure what to feel. I need to mull it over for a while. Well, I did drug myself. That might have something to do with it.

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Sure, I–
Zzzzzz......

That was something quite... interesting. Excuse me while I try and figure out why I have the weirdest boner right now.

The only thing I have to say about this story is that the segments of Octavia's "probing" shouldn't have been broken up with the brief alien pony segments. They weren't all that funny and they were really, really distracting from the action going on with Octavia. If it had happened once, then it would've been fine, but it happens quite a few times and the back-and-forth breaks up the flow of the story.

All in all, not bad.

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As stated below. It was a stupid quick write I did because I was bored.

Duuude I was just watching the South Park episode where the aliens probe cartman and I just thought of him next to Octavia thinking, "why the fuck is this pony enjoying being butt raped by a probe." I honestly have no idea why I was thinking that. XD

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Ah, my apologies, I didn't see that comment.

4046141 Don't apologize. I'm just trying to make it clear that I know this is bad, I just did it to get out my stupid before going back to work.

Can't wait for another chapter. :)

This wouldn't happen to have been inspired by that one Kids in the Hall sketch, would it?

I didn't see that coming. Honestly I didn't XD

It's funny cuz I just watched pewdiepie play South Park stick of truth, and break off the anal probe, Lolz:derpytongue2::rainbowlaugh:

This should go in the rape folder, but... I don't know where to put it. It doesn't have a "hilarious rape" tag.

Really good for something you claim to have just tossed out in a hurry.
Please write more, I think we would all like to see all the different ponies reactions to various probing.
I personally would like to see : For Sexy; Celestia
Luna
Cadence and Shining at the same time.
Fany Pants and Fluer
Twilight
Rarity

For Funny: Vinyl (getting her turn)
Lyra and Bon Bon
Pinkie Pie
Blueblood

Just what I think should be first.
Honestly I want see everypony, no matter how obscure.
Please write more.
Also, I imagine Ten and Twenty to have the voices of Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons, I don't Know why.

Octavia: "Do you want the aliens to probe your anus!?"
Vinyl: "Maybe"

HA! Science IS weird lol. It is actually much better than you say it is. Also while being self critical isn't a bad thing it makes authors think their work is crap even if it is not.

That was... um... interesting.

That's about the word I've got for it. Interesting. Not too long... not too short... crazy plot... followed by, uh... information extraction.

Ok. I'm left very confused, but... it did entertain me... so, um.

Upvote. Yeah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rainbowlaugh:

This reminds me of the game South Park: The stick of truth:ajsmug:

You know, I don't think there is a Daring Do fiction that just has her fucked by ponies, it's always some weird tentacle shit.

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In all fairness...yeah you right.

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That's probably because 98% of the people on this site like tentacles, and the other two percent just hates horse porn in general.

4050123 It's a sad commentary on my life that I've grown bored with tentacles.:pinkiesad2:

Still left a like, though.

Okay so I saw your post and now I've seen the statistics for this story. What the shit is wrong with people.

.... I love you Hatty. I really do!:pinkiehappy:

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Love and science don't mix.

Comment posted by Lord_of_Shadows deleted Mar 8th, 2014

I'll say it now: the "data" they're collecting is the full extent of pony submissiveness and fucking-induced docility.

It's the precursor to the human invasion and takeover of Equestria! Soon, everypony will kneel before their new human overlords! Or, at least bend over for them.

hmm think its about time that they start looking iinto pony reproduction? To the pony semen.

4051379 Thank you for making me...shit my pants.

4052178 Yeah...I do.
*Calls mom crying* A-and then he told me I need you *sobbing*

you could fuck the knowledge out of the locals

I don't even:facehoof:

... Dude..

Just... Just...

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

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