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Daemon McRae


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In a valiant attempt to improve Fluttershy's social skills, Twilight tries introducing her to a wide variety of hobbies and activities that the shy pegasus can use to connect socially with other ponies. Yet somehow, she has only succeeded in isolating her friend from the outside world even more.

Now Fluttershy has yet another social inhibition: video game addiction.

Notice: gratuitous, not really necessary Flutterswearing.

Also notice: written on a phone with a tweaked wrist. Have fun.

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Comments ( 45 )

The second she said dodge I knew it was dark souls.

It's always the quiet ones that break first.

Normally I'd make a crack about misspellings and stuff like that, but wrist brace and mobile writing give you a pass. Oh, and...

...published a novel (albeit with mixed reactions)

We do not speak of this. Ever.

And that last line is just gold. :rainbowlaugh:

"Poison?! FUCK POISON! I DRINK POISON LIKE TEARS, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

Fluttershy as Chuck Norris.

I don’t know why my mind went there. Oh well.

Someone draw that right now.

meanwhile

button mash is rage quitting for being a fucking casual

You magnificent bastard !!

Yes indeed, I was thoroughly impressed with your flutterswears.

need to feel some kind of accomplishment to develop an affection for it

Twilight lead EA PR Pony confirmed

I'm stealing some of these BTW.
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The two mares had gathered at Fluttershy's cottage,you after it had

??

accumulated out if thin air.

*out of thin air

over many years if reigning

*of reigning

...Ha! Oh Dark Souls. Turning everyone who plays it into raging assholes after the 300th death.

This was entertaining and I enjoyed it.

But.....AJ suddenly becoming a pegasus is a bit odd.

Applejack closed the window to block out a string of blatant obscenities as the Princess of Friendship felt her reputation as a reliable problem solver melt under the heat of her Pegasus friend's rage, and the searing intensity of AJ's disappointed expression. 

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The heat of [FLuttershy's] rage. THat's why I named AJ in the following segment of that sentence.

Oh my god, this is fucking brilliant!!

Of course the fact that Flutters can drink Berry Punch under the table and still be sober doesn’t cause anypony even to blink but once she start cussing, oh boy!

.....you know, I wonder what Discord thinks of seeing FlutterRage being "summoned" by video games.

AJ's just upset she doesn't have the nerve to play dark souls.

*Sniff Sniff*

Ah, yes... smells like a Souls game in here.

I'm going to have to remember that last one for later, Fluttershy.

Sounds like Fluttershy made it past the Ragequit Gatekeepers Ornstein and Smough.

The last computer game I played was Lemmings on a Commodore 128, but this was still funny.

"No! Celestia-dammit, that's not the attack button! Why the hell did you attack?! I meant DODGE!"

"Poison?! FUCK POISON! I DRINK POISON LIKE TEARS, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

I'm not gonna lie, for a second I thought Fluttershy was playing Has-Been Heroes. Then I realized that I'm the only one that plays it. :rainbowlaugh:

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She's playing Dark Souls 2. The poison is in Harvest Valley, the curse jars are in the Shaded Woods and the lava is in Old Iron Keep.

Applesmack knows how things are :ajsmug:

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it smells like butthurt and rage XD

My nitpick to this story is why Twi haven't asked AJ or RD to help her with Dark Souls in the first place?

This pleases me.

Even before I started reading, i knew I was gonna love it.

I keep picturing all her animals backed into a corner, wide-eyed and staring....

You think THAT'S bad? Try having her play World of Tanks. The salt factor and the toxic player base will make Dark Souls players look like choir boys.

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Except for Angel, who's looking on with tears of pride. His little horse has finally grown up.

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That's not how you spell League of Legends.

I have shouted similar to an empty room many a time. This was great

She should play Cuphead next.:trollestia:Or play deprived, newgame ++, no gift, and fists only!:trollestia:

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Amateur, you forgot the sl1, with fat roll only while using a rockband controller.

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Not an amateur...a rookie, sorta.

"I'm SORRY! I just wanted somepony to help me beat the Ivory King DLC!"

Silly Purplesmart, you don't attempt to indoctrinate your friends to help you through Dark Souls... you just GET GOOD YOU CASUAL! :flutterrage:

Fuckin' brilliant, lol. Gotta say though, it looks like your spellchecker replaced "of" with "if" or something...:facehoof:

I "love" to "hate" that game! Good story!:moustache:

Looks like Twilight needs to...GIT GUD.

Needs a Monster Hunter version.

...and a proofreader.

I can relate/ Oh, how I relate.

But I get all the social interaction I want out of video games. Besides, I live in the Middle of Nowhere, PA, where there's nothing to do outside except walk.

so, this was comfy. And with the existence of vocal synthesizers like 15.ai , something to later render into actual audio. :rainbowlaugh:

I never played a Dark Souls game before, but for some reason, Fluttershy in this story reminds me of DarksydePhil and the legendary Toxic clip :D

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