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After an accident involving some cattle dying, Winona decides that the only honorable thing to do is to commit ritual suicide. Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy try their best to stop her, but this dog is on a mission, and nothing is going to stop her. Well, nothing except spontaneous enlightenment and subsequent immortality.
Written after a really terrible joke about dog seppuku was made on the Seattle's Angels podcast.
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3707158 Hey, it's my favorite elk!
Finarry
Verry honoraburr
Fav'd.
My brans. Is ded.
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Wtf is this bullshit
3707216 What does lelling boomer need?
3707389 More glimmer and less spit, yes yes?
3707396 Yes.
fimfiction at its finest, ladies and gents
May I make a story about seppuku like this?
such glory
3707462 Yes, yes indeed.
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Was that really enlightenment or just the Quickening?
Yeah, okay, I buy this, No, no uhh, no giant steam monsters are going to murderlate you this day...
You missed the real ending, where Winona, having become the One who Spins Samsara, proceeds to create the universe in her image while manipulating it in order to find a new heir, only to get into a fight with Asura, leading to the story of Asura's Wrath.
That's right, Chakravartin is actually Winona!
On a more serious note, I freaking loved this story. It started out sad, started getting slightly ridiculous, and then everything just got more and more crazy. I love how the increasing insanity was reflected by how Winona was becoming more and more stereotypical, from slowly adding the honorifics (also constantly changing) to AJs name, to the use of the word "famiree" near the end.
That said, I kind of wish the last part had been left out. It was still kind of funny, but it kind of ruined the beginning by showing that Celestia was behind everything. Maybe it's just me, but the Trollestia meme stopped being funny a long time ago. It just felt a bit weird how, after going so over-the-top, it ended on a rather bland note.
Still, everything else is definitely worth a thumbs up!
I'm sorry, I haven't even opened the story and I'm "wat"
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Be back in a few minutes.
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I'll admit, the ending isn't the best. I kinda didn't want to end it with Winona just peacing out, but perhaps that would've been better. It does end on a rather disappointing note.
I'm back. Now I'm even more "wat"
. Don't get me wrong, this was awesome. Also Fluttershy is fucking boss. It's not often a one-shot gets put into my Favorites. Consider yourself blessed.
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I think the problem is that it seems like you felt the need to suddenly cut back on the over-the-top humor at the last minute for some reason, and doing so hurt the ending as it made it feel less, I don't know, surreal? It's hard to explain. But yes, I do think a better ending would have just been to have let the events lead to their logical conclusion, which is complete randomness.
Still, I still loved the story and it had me laughing all the way through, so that's a success as far as I'm concerned.
BEST.
STORY.
EVER.
And as I looked down upon the mortal below me, I whispered, "No..."
cant stop smiling and chuckling over this :P
THIS WAS AMAZING! I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME!
Why didn't Winona eat super spicy kimchi. Everypony fucking knows that fucking super fucking spicy kimchi is a fucking staple in the art of seppuku and harakiri. Gosh.
THIS DESERVES A DRAMATIC READING!!!!
This is one of the last fics I read in 2013?
Also I'm doing a dramatic reading at some point, I'll link it here.
I couldn't believe a Jap Winona, but I fucking lost it.
Well that was hilarious! Loved the ending especially.
We will never stop you. Never, ever stop you ever.
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I mean, it's not like I own the concept. Go for it. Fimfic needs more seppuku stories anyway.
3713368 Your profile picture is perfect for this comment don't ever change it.
It's beautiful....
Give me one good reason to.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3715588 Jap is racist-o, you firusi G**jin!
do not do as he says, no one stop him.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is by far, the most stupid yet funny thing I have ever read.
“‘Regardless of what you think, Apple-chan, I must do this. I will not dishonor my famiree.’”
Lost it
My sides. The've landed on the moon.
Apprujakku-san.
This story is just absolutely stupid.
And it's magnificent.
Well Done, highly amusing.
"...leading them towards the edge of Ghastly Gorge."
That gave me a good laugh, but Fluttershy's case of OOC is what really had me chuckling.
LOLOLOL!!! XD XD XD This is one of the funniest things that I have ever read
oh my god that ending