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Regidar


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Regidar #1 · Jun 16th, 2014 · · 4 ·

I read this to my father this morning over breakfast, with my mother, younger brothers, and little sister there.

Reactions were mixed.

Wow. At the buzzer.
Mine's going to be a day late. I'll wait until mine is done and posted before I read yours to be fair.

4553149 As in they were mixing bodily fluids?

You might want to have another look at the description. Your sentence is hanging out.

Comment posted by agentreilly2000 deleted Jun 16th, 2014

On mothers day we had three motherbucking stories hitting the feature box, I've just been waiting for the fathers day stories written in true fimfiction spirit to arrive :twilightsmile:

I only flinched because I have such a good relationship with my dad and my parents are divorced :rainbowlaugh: Out of my life's context though, this was pretty awesome! :pinkiehappy:

4553254 With the reputation of B.B.B.F.F's other meaning, I'm genuinely hyped for that! :twistnerd:

4553149 Seeing that it's rated mature, I'm just going to say you might be the gutsiest person I've heard of in a while, displaying your power level like that.

4553149 Alas, Regeh, but I shall not read this. I shall still upvote your comment, though. :trollestia:

I knew what this was going to be about before I even clicked on it.

Nice work as always Regi.

I knew what to expect and I was still surprised. Nice job.

“Twilight, honey?” Night Light whispered groggily, his brain still not fully awake. “Why are you giving me a blowjob?”

Aaand... Now my uncle thinks I'm insane from the laughing. Best reaction ever. :rainbowlaugh:

That ending though...... -face hoof-

I think I might have seen the pic, that inspired this :D

already some fics like this on here , but there sure isn't enough of them yet.....

“And besides, your cock is only 9.3 inches by 0.7, you fucking liar.”

/Dead

I was going to downvote this, but the final line stopped me.

4554289 love you babe :heart:

Why no comedy tag?

4554338 don't be so cynical with me

4554354 You ain't my man, I can be cynical if I want.
*Snaps fingers and shakes head*

4553322 sadly none shall come to pass


4553399 I broke the scales babydoll


4553551 based on a true story


4553635 delicious


4553640 it's a hot pic, i hope you have


4553926 no cum bakk to lif

This is gold. That ending.

4554355
Now that's sass!

Twilight Velvet crooned to her husband, saddling up beside him on the bed.

Unless Twilight Velvet is planning some "giddy up" action later, I think you mean sidling. :derpytongue2:

“I wanted to make it realistic!”

:twilightoops: "Note to self: check to see if the Crystal Empire is lead pipes for its water supply..."

High-larious, good sir. Great ending.

Glad I'm not the only one who wrote some Father's Day porn for Night Light.

--CG

I wanted to come, I was so close, and then the roof fell down...

Thumbs up! :heart:

Shining should've dominated his dad like he's meant to

4554805 weird. I've used "Saddling" before in that context. :trixieshiftleft: You know, like, "saddle up"? I could have sworn it worked like that...


4554809 He deserves the sex :rainbowwild:


4555026 :heart:


4555276 b-but that's gay

4555537
Well, to "saddle up" means to prepare a horse for riding or ready oneself; whereas to "sidle up" means to move closer in an unobtrusive or coy manner. So it all depends on what you're trying to convey. :raritywink:

4554382 why in the HELL is that NOT a touchy subject?

4555628 i guess sidle does work better here
I'll go and change it


4555633 to what are you referring?

Cadence, I think your husband is gay.

4555890 gay is bad!
it's what the christfags say and they've never been wrong yet!

“And besides, your cock is only 9.3 inches by 0.7, you fucking liar.”
funny

4553149

Reggie, you're a classic nigga.

These horses have really thin penises.

Dat last line.

4559857 it's because god hates them


4560725 :rainbowkiss:

Night Light had no voice, and must scream.

So... did you read that novella too, or just know the line?

4566670 Gorrester, was it?

4567171
No, I thought he was the one who was totally apathetic and despairing. The protagonist was Ted, he's the one who survived and got twisted. I'm impressed to find someone else who knows that story, though.

4567206 I read it a long while ago
I actually had to check the wiki article to remember any names

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