• Published 7th Apr 2012
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Animal Husbandry 2: He's So Screwed - Standard Namespace



One man. Sixteen Pinkie Pies. Delicious pink party pony milk. Prepare for surprises.

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oh god, what's wrong with me. :pinkiecrazy:

Bual #3 · Apr 9th, 2012 · · 1 ·

I freaking love this series, but seriously you need to do a Rarity version. I don't care if it would be prohibitively expensive to run a practical operation, that's a minor detail that can be ignored for clop's sake; I just want to have a sixteen-some with mai waifu.

I hope that you're going to do this with the whole manecast. I love it!:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

fucking loved it.
glad you made another:moustache:

This might sound strange, considering it's a clopfic, but... y'know what? there's serious moments of adorableness and actual STORY in this. I love it when my clop has actual plot :heart:

Fluttershy next? I mean, if that's ok with you.

Or Vinyl Scratch. Oh god 16 ponies playing dubtrot and drinking cheap alcohol. Better yet 8 vinyls and 8 Octavia's. An octet of Octavia's!!!!!!

loved the first one, loved this one, can not wait for the next. I can not wait for the fluttershy one, yellow milk = yellow butter!?! what kind of weird shit is yellow butter?! (joke -.-) can not wait tho...:heart::heart:

you neeeeed to write a rainbow dash one. :D :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

Derpy needs to be next. I DEMAND IT!!! :derpyderp2: :derpyderp1:

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My feelings exactly! :heart:

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Neigh! Dash needs to be next! :rainbowdetermined2:

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I don't believe you!!! It should be :derpytongue2: then :yay:

I could see sme problems having the mane six cast each with a separate story in tuis same fashion. But doing the story would either make it unbearably long or just to hard to write. Fluttershy would always be shy until sh warmed to you. But still be submissive. Rarity would be way to hard to please. Rainbow dash would be the easier choice since it would be quick and to the point since she hates waiting. Applejack would more than likely want it rough and may be into S&M. Twilight might be the reclus of the bunch being a student of celestial and all. Book worms tend to find interesting things about sex and may want to try everything they read in something like the Kama sutra. And experiment win various thing as well.
So in short.

Rarity = to hard
Fluttershy = To submissive
Applejack = rough
Rainbow dash = quick n dirty
Twilight sparkle = everything all at once

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Well, Twilight was done in the first story, "Animal Husbandry". Lots of people seemed to like that one. You might want to have a look.

More! More characters, I say! More!

Excellent! I have no idea how any human could handle 16 pinkies & I guess that first guy couldn't handle it. It wasn't really made clear why he left though, was it really too much or did the girlfriend have something to do with it? This was another charming story and I enjoyed reading it. I agree a Derpy one might be great at some point, but might I suggest Applejack next. I'd really like to read aout how that would work out, her being the one being taken care off. :moustache:

oh for the love of god WTF is up whit me, i love romance:heart:

A Rainbow Dash farm might have an attached racing course. Constant competition amongst themselves. Also, there might be a guy and a gal farmer. :P You know how those rumors go. ...there might be one that always dresses in style, though.
Applejack farm? You'd better believe there'd be apple trees as far as the eye could see. Can you imagine how many apples they'd buck in a day? They could probably move mountains with their work ethic.
Flutterfarm? So. Many. ANIMALS. Possibly animal sanctuary?
Rarity farm... I shudder to think of what would happen if one of the Rarities thought another Rarity's fashion was horrid!
Trixie farm, unbearable boasting EVERYWHERE. Always trying to be the BEST. Don't know if they'd get along or not. After all, technically, they'd all be Trixie, but at the same time, each is a different individual insisting that they're the greatest.
Gilda egg farm?
Zecora, rhymes everywhere.

Also, congrats on getting me to register just to comment. Good so far!

DF

Oops, forgot about the epilogue. Let's see... Well, it made me smile, stiffen and lastly feel all fuzzy inside at the end. Good work man. :)

Pleasurable read, pleasurable clop.
Keep it up, you good author, you.

--Warlord

I SHOULD'VE BEEN ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO.

But thanks to you I wasn't. And I have work tomorrow. Damn you. :pinkiehappy:

Oh and good story. Appropriately more clop-filled considering the subject matter. I am interested in who you do next. I throw my vote in fer Rarity. :duck:

Must do it with full mane 6 farm of :ajsmug: farm of :yay: farm of :raritywink: and one of :rainbowkiss: but then at the end do one of all 6 on 1 farm
REQUIRES MORE BECAUSE I LOVED IT

I don't normally read Human/Pony clop (as a personal preference), but I think yours is the only exception to my rule. I mean, it's just so...strangely alluring. Yeah, strangely alluring. Also, the premise behind it (milking pony clones in a farm) is intriguing, to say the least. Although, I have to wonder, would Pinkie Milk be the equivalent of milk mixed with a generous helping of Strawberry Quik?

As for an "Animal Husbandry 3", I'm not sure who to vote for. I guess I'd have to vote for AJ or Rarity. Somepony's earlier comment about a farm full of Applejacks being able to move mountains with their work ethic kinda had me voting for her, and the thought of a farmer being fitted for fashionable yet functional clothing (that, and wining and dining a number of Rarities) kinda have me voting for Rarity.

I know that it isn't my place to suggest it, but the suggestions of a racetrack for a farm full of Dashes and an animal sanctuary for a farm full of Fluttershies seem legit as suggestions. The one thing that would probably get the poor farmer to quit working in a farm full of Dashes, though, would be if they all competed to pull off a Sonic Rainboom. However much consecutive Rainbooms (I think there were twelve Twilights and sixteen Pinkie Pies, so I dunno how many there would be in a Dash one) are pulled off in one moment, I don't think the technology on the farm would be able to handle it.

I am so jealous

Why is it complete? There should be more

Well I certainly hope you do the rest of the mane 6!

lawl “You stay down, man-slut.” Aw shit, is Pinkamena gonna have to choke a bitch? I think she might. Seriously though, that is one of the sweetest, most honest denouements I've ever read, much less in a fan work, much much less in a clop-fic. Out-goddamn-standing

ready for another brother('s/sisters)? I know I'm ready for at least 3 more and any other non mane ponies this fabulous :raritystarry: writer wishes to make

Really well written. I liked the Sparkle farm more, but then again Twi is my favorite pony.

OH god there were another one.
Only one left!

you missed one

Death by alliteration

They left the hut, and Eleven made it perhaps a dozen whole bounces before stopping suddenly with a gasp. “My Pinkie Sense!”

... I died.

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