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MythrilMoth


LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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The sorting room's all derped up

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"You have the honor of being inside the Great and Powerful Trixie! You are the first male who can claim that honor..." Trixie trailed off and her ears flattened against her head. "Trixie is very depressed now."

Maybe you should lower your Grrrrreat and Powerful standards.

"Hey, what's this bit?" Spike asked. Trixie felt a sudden sharp jolt of...sensation as Spike's claws raked across her clit.

Cringes.

Oh well, at least it can't get any wo--

Suddenly, Trixie felt like her clitoris was on fire.

[Screams Internally]

"Oh, I've got balls. Seriously, I've got like, seven of 'em. But I'm not telling you where they are."

Pffft... :rainbowlaugh:

Oh jeeze, worse than the well indeed. Not the kind of cunt-shove most teenaged males want, that's for sure.

Butt, teat, whatever.

"Honestly, you mammals. What, suddenly you're too good to lay eggs?"

"Well, there's the problem," Twilight announced flatly. "You have a baby dragon stuck in your vagina."

Any story where that line makes sense in context is a pretty darn good story.

"...you have seven balls? Seriously?!"
"Uh-huh. All dragons do."

...what happens if you try to make a wish?

In any case, a most amusing story. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

Trixie blinked at Spike, who was now slightly smaller than a mouse. "Oh dear," she said. "It appears Trixie abra'd when she should have cadabra'd."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: That got me the most.

The comedy in this story was as golden as its predecessor :rainbowlaugh::moustache:

"Oh, I've got balls. Seriously, I've got like, seven of 'em. But I'm not telling you where they are."

Can I make a wish? :pinkiehappy:

Seven balls?! He must have at least 3 dicks?!!!

Ok, the comedy was good, but I absolutely lost it at the seven balls part!

Worth the read. Trixie & Spike are the comedy duo, they deserve a trophy for their antics. Also, dragon balls, wishes be waiting.

The comedy worked really well, nice job. :twilightsmile:

This was my favorite moment:
"You have the honor of being inside the Great and Powerful Trixie! You are the first male who can claim that honor..." Trixie trailed off and her ears flattened against her head. "Trixie is very depressed now."

"No. Disturbing," Trixie sniffed.

Heh, she still hasn't fixed the frog and that was an accident. Who knows what eldritch abominations she makes when she's actually trying?

Dragon Balls reference was the best, though Twilight's deadpan assessment of the situation Jamie Hyneman style was brilliant too.

4523515 Nah, but he does have one wish.

Trixie's magic box

4523269 DAMNIT I thought I had that first.
Good show.
~TOOWC

:rainbowlaugh: That was a very entertaining story! :trixieshiftright:

"Well, there's the problem," Twilight announced flatly. "You have a baby dragon stuck in your vagina."

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I haven't laughed that hard in weeks! this was a great read!:rainbowlaugh:

I'm sure she can write a letter, just pull whatever she wants out of her ass!

4524261 WTF is this 7 balls, 1 wish nonsense?
good read by the way.

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4523515 Everybody who did NOT get the Dragonball reference, raise your hands now! :raritywink:

4524834 *raises hoof* I've seen a few episodes but none said a thing about what you are referencing. I do not know the exact episodes I seen.

4524849 Probably just some of the fighting episodes of DBZ, right?

Anyway...the title of the series comes from the plot mcguffin that drove the very first story arc, and returns throughout the series as a plot device and/or reset button:

God created seven magic balls called Dragon Balls, that are scattered all over the world. Anyone who finds all seven balls and brings them together can summon Shenron, the Eternal Dragon, who will then grant any one wish.

4524862 a few fights between freeza and DBZ characters

I want there to be another of this... with Spike actually falling in love with Trixie because of some kind of Stockholm syndrome caused by this.

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Plotholm syndrome

"Baby dragon? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think."

:ajsmug:

Spike did WHAT? I'm surprise Trixie's scream wasn't heard in Canterlot she'd be in so much pain.

*reads where Spike is shoved* Okay, dude, that is over the line, it's NOT FUNNY. It DIDN'T make me smile. It didn't make me laugh. All it did was make me grimace.

"Oh, I've got balls. Seriously, I've got like, seven of 'em. But I'm not telling you where they are."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

If that's not a DBZ ref i don't know what is, Fucking classic.

And this entire fic was epic, fucking gold. I've never seen the like and i enjoyed every minute of it.

Most excellent.

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Actually, the Namekians made the Dragonballs.

Gotta get your DBZ correct, bro! Do you even lore?!

4525311 Nice of you to correct someone without checking YOUR lore first. :facehoof:

I chose to say "God" instead of "Kami" so I wouldn't have to explain who the hell Kami is.

What was Kami? A Namekkuseijin. Specifically, the Namekkuseijin who created the seven Dragonballs of Earth.

Or rather, the SECOND set of seven Dragonballs of Earth. The first were created by the FIRST Namekkuseijin to land on Earth, the one who split into God and Piccolo. Then there's the third set, created by Dende after he became the new God. The original black star Dragonballs summon Dark Shenron, the set God created summon the "normal" Shenron, and Dende's summon a more powerful Shenron who can grant more than one wish.

And then there's the Namekkusei Dragonballs, originally created by Saichourou, passed down to his successor. Those summon Porunga.

Wanna test me on any more Dragonball lore? Because I promise you cannot ask one single DBZ-related question I can't answer.

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Well, considering that comment was supposed to be a joke on "Do you even lift?", I didn't mean any offense. Probably shouldn't try to be funny while tired.

You certainly seem to know more about DBZ lore, as I haven't exactly caught up on it beyond my childhood, but aren't there a bunch of Gods running around the DBZ universe? Like a heck of a lot? I was meaning that the DragonBalls aren't a God thing, they're a Namekian thing.

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Wanna test me on any more Dragonball lore? Because I promise you cannot ask one single DBZ-related question I can't answer.

what happens when you suck dragon balls then?:trollestia:

I chuckled, best thing I've read in a while.

4525462 Oh, there's a hellacious number of gods, but few of them actually call themselves gods. And the Namekkuseijin who created the Dragonballs used on Earth IS Earth's God. :derpytongue2:

But yeah...that late at night/that early in the morning, jokes don't always come across as jokes. :twilightsheepish:

4525510 You'd know more about that than I would! :raritywink:

4525706 mmm, tasty thick milkshake:trollestia:

hahahaha! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
i know it's greedy of me but please give us more! :yay:

4525510
Easy.

The dragon arises and gifts you a creamy gift.

4525782 but i want for each ball!!!:pinkiecrazy:

I'll bethcha Sethisto would hate everything about this story. Makes me love it even more. :twilightsmile:

4524350 And we didn't have to wait over five months to find out what was in it!

She should have flushed Spike down the toilet when she had the chance. He could've hung out with all the goldfish.

What the actual fuck

also 7 dragon balls lol

4526172 Dragon Ball Z.
You haven't heard of it? :rainbowhuh:

I don't normally read clop... but I can't NOT read this.

TGM

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I wouldn't even call it clop, the only thing the sex tag was used for was...well, where she put him. xD

plus mentions of estrus I suppose, but it felt a lot more silly than it felt like clop.

4526908 I noticed this after reading. Forgive my conclusion jumping.

4526366 Is that the one with Goro and Veggie, the super sand kings?

and here I thought she was gonna eat him

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