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aCB


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The incredibly complex and developed OC, Badass Firestorm Hurricayne, dresses up as the Queen of the Changlings on Nightmare Night. Through a timespace anomaly, magic, no reason at all, she is transported to Earth and becomes Chrysalis, where she terrorizes all of the helpless humans!

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Comments ( 26 )

Damn the haters, full speed ahead! Fuck, I love this already.

Oh... haha! I like it. Lovely inversion on Humans acting Villianous, kinda like that HiE inversion, Equestria in Human.

Luckily, the Tree of Harmony was enraged when the Golden Oaks Library was destroyed, and it avenged its felled brethren.

Damn straight.

aCB

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Thanks. :twilightsmile: I've been on an inexplicable troll fic spree lately.

At it again, I see. :twilightsmile:

aCB

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I can't help it! I keep trying to write my serious fic about nightmares, love, and life but fics keep coming out that are so easy to make fun of. Yeah, I could write a story that might touch someone, but on the other hand, those require effort! :fluttershyouch:

I think guy just constructed a new hype train.

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Well, it's understandable when they're as witty as Straight Woman in Equestria, lol.

I know this is a jokefic, but go do Sasha Grey's job for an entire month.

I love the trollfic, dude, it's refreshing to see a female OC sometimes

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I... don't get what you're trying to say. Are you suggesting I go get f*$&ed by a pile of dicks? :rainbowhuh:

This deserves an...
Explosive Brohoof! Biiiizaam!
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4379246 No. Not a pile

a mountain.

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Okay, phew. I thought we had a misunderstanding. I shall spend all night on a quest for the biggest, blackest, most mountain-like pile of dicks I can find. :twilightsmile:

4379312 Just so we're clear, Nigeria's the place you wanna go. They got big-blacks for days. Oh, take Ethiopian Airliners, United Air costs too much and their cabins are stuffy, and AA is a bloody nightmare, what with all the tourists. EA costs a bit more, but trust me, it's worth it in the long run.

4379413 Heh. Glad someone did. Oh, btw, nice story.

I almost don't want to burn your house down.

aCB

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Thank you. And feel free to burn my house down. I won't be there; I'll be busy looking for a mountain of dicks.

I think I'm in love with you.

Amazing.
Simply... amazing,
Liked and fav'd.

aCB

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Oh, really? :duck:

(In all seriousness, I enjoy your writing and I accept your compliment with great satisfaction)

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Ya rly. Marry me bby :heart:

(Aw, thanks! I'm glad you enjoy my work! :raritystarry:)

What?
I don't....




What?

aCB

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What?
I don't....



What?

Exactly.

(Unless you're legitimately confused about the HAV genre. In which case, I sympathize with you completely)

Ah, crackfics. Will you never become unfunny? Great job, by the way.

4379247 What fan animation is that from? I swear I've seen it somewhere before, but I just can't put my finger on it.

I actually found this pretty funny XD

4378985 Which one? She's a musician too.

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