Short Stories5,070 stories ·547 members
Queen Chrysalis's Changeling Swarm2,758 stories ·3,961 members
Loyal Subjects1,145 stories ·337 members
Dialogue-Only Stories30 stories ·69 members
Stories on Goodreads28,599 stories ·492 members
Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis stumble upon each other… in what is probably the most awkward place to stumble upon your arch nemesis.
(Warning: May contain questionable humor.)
Edited by Abcron.
Additional help by Aragon, Octavia Harmony, and Kaidan.
Published on my one-year anniversary on FIMFiction!
Page generated in 0.147 seconds
Total duration
872 users online
435,256 hits today, 2,244,100 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Well... Tongues are sorta like sponges? And we've all seen what Mr. Cake did to change that diaper...
I wish I knew where this ended.
What a shitty story
Dude, that's some funny shit.
Now that's something incredibly rare , you made me laugh.
I usually tend to avoid stories with the random/comedy tag because I kind of dislike utter absurdity , finding it boring and overused (thus , not funny)...
But this... I don't know , it's like some kind of classy absurdity... in a sewer. Like randomness with reason or a shit made of gold.
I do admit that I have a strange sense of humour , but some part kind of remind me of the theater of the absurd. And that's a good thing.
Liked.
Note to self : Place something at the end of Canterlot sewer to collect Celestia's "wastes".
Well, um, other than giving me something to do for a few minutes, I'm not really sure what I was supposed to get out of this story.
I can see that you're trying, but I guess fecal jokes don't work on me? I learn something new every day.
Um...I'm not sure what I just read.
They like talking shit don't they?
Shit.
Shit is always good.
I'm reminded of Dave Chappelle for some reason.
4350137
I, personally, thought it was golden.
Frankly, I thought they'd meet down the pub, or in a brothel, or at the women's institute or somewhere equally distasteful. But this..... This puts all such ideas to shame. Whatever it is that your handler feeds you on to make you produce things like this, apply for double rations.
Shit happened.
4354655
The full story is in the lower half of this blog post.
Darn it, I was hoping the place would have been something like the strip club. Tia goes and finds chrysy dancing there. Tia debates whether to either tip her, join her, to engage in a life or death duel.
My goodness, such potty humor!
…
I must say, that is one of the more interesting headcanons about Celestia I've heard
4350137
Damn it I was gonna say that!
You could probably rephrase that to make it a better joke. Phrase it in such a way that the reader might assume it was unicorns using their magic to do the cleanup, and the punchline is that it was earth ponies...they don't have magic.
4359644
Huh, I'm actually surprised I didn't think of that. But eh, I don't like doing anything apart from fixing typos after I've released a story, so I'll keep it as it is.
WHAT?
what
I don't know what the fuck. I just know i like it.
i dont even... sigh lets hope nothing random happens in the next 100 hours
4362028
That's a very specific number...
All these puns are utter crap.
4362252
No, they are puns utterly about crap.
4362091 no a spefik number is 28 hours 38 mins and 11 secs yep
/)(o.o)/) Nopenopenopenopenopenope! *flee*
4363476 *budum*tsssh
4364614
No, I just needed an indigestible food that Celestia could possibly eat, and a friend suggested gold.
MORE... NOW! I DEMAND IT!!!
I'm just going to walk away now....
4360177
Yes.
My brain hurts... please stop making it hurt... you made Dash and Pinkie sick!
Well, Maud Pie could probably eat gold. After all, gold is found in rocks
That said, I almost expect that Celestia continues eating gold simply because it's the one habit of hers that noble ponies won't attempt to copy and make into a fashion trend. No more of those fancy powdered wigs
I think my brain just exploded. That was hilarious.
Cya
Raziel-chan
I laughed for almost a minute when I read this sentence XD
