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Bon Bon’s and Lyra’s house is on fire. Neither of them cares about doing something about it. What could possibly go wrong?


Edited by Themaskedferret.
Vector by Scotch208, edited by me.

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Nice. Always enjoy me some fun repartee.

This really, honestly reminded me of the "The Front Fell Off" skit.
It really shouldn't have been as funny as it was, but damn if I didn't laugh.
8/10, would recommend to friends and family.

Well, that was... something...

Lyra reminds me of the murderous lama from lamas with hats.

“What happens in the burning bedroom disappears in burning bedroom!”

Possible missing "the."

This was pretty funny. They sound like the Lyra and Bon Bon from Aragon's Long Story Short, Things Went Down. I expected them to get into a fist fight... But then again, that would do poorly in a dialogue only story.

Though now that I see Sow The Wind, Reap The Whirlwind in the related stories sidebar, I am more sure of my hypothesis.

Take a favorite and a like.

KBO.:twilightsmile:

5342568 I thought that as well

“Well… What if I told you I made chairs of it?”

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Please write more. Please. I can't.. It's just.. :rainbowlaugh:

5381108 And that is why lyra ties with Octavia for best pony

I love your stories :pinkiehappy:

:eeyup: I woke my roommates as I read this.

Wow, this was hilarious! I love how you wrote their dialogue! Bon Bon is Madam Snarks-A-Lot and Lyra is The Flirt!

But a few parts in particular were just golden:

" [...] You get on the bed, we do humpa-humpa, I will feel awesome, and then there will be candy.”
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“You have a fetish for everything that has legs.”

“Last time I checked I didn’t humpa-humpa your favorite chair!”

“Then your definition of ‘last time’ must be very questionable.”

“Why?”

“You literally humpa-humpa’d my favorite chair ten minutes ago!”
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“Lyra. House. Fire. Chair. Boom-boom.”

“And humpa-humpa.”

“Yes, that too.”
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" [...] So how about you finally tell me why you humpa-humpa’d my favorite chair so hard it exploded and set our house on fire?”

Seriously good job!

Humpa-humpa. Every time I read it a snicker comes out. :rainbowlaugh:

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