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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.


Stories & Comissions:

Current active stories:

1. Dash of Humanity 3

2. Twilight's Dollhouse 2

3. Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.

Current queue:

1. Sunset Flash - In Progress

2. Viken666 - In Progress

3. -closed-

My Favorites: Top 5

  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 24,024 views · 3,078 likes · 157 dislikes
  • The Immortal Game Princess Luna leads the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Twilight Sparkle by AestheticB 297,261 words · 47,706 views · 2,784 likes · 62 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 68,158 views · 5,290 likes · 184 dislikes
  • Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 10,083 views · 708 likes · 43 dislikes

My Favorites: 6-10

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 37,399 words · 49,458 views · 5,421 likes · 85 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 23,155 views · 3,363 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 29,625 views · 2,649 likes · 106 dislikes
  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 186,316 words · 45,196 views · 4,030 likes · 83 dislikes

My Favorites: 11-15

  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 27,291 views · 3,091 likes · 82 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 13,998 views · 1,154 likes · 62 dislikes
  • Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 66,282 words · 10,830 views · 718 likes · 38 dislikes
  • The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 6,513 views · 606 likes · 13 dislikes

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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope.  Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's

About Me / Bio.

List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.

Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction

List of favorite Music, and PMV's.

Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 10,386 views · 1,200 likes · 49 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 8,758 views · 675 likes · 44 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 21,999 views · 3,006 likes · 117 dislikes

My Latest Stories

  • T Eaten Alive

    Twilight Sparkle Esquire takes a team of ponies deep into the floating Everfree in search of the fabled forty-two foot emerald anaconda. She is going to be the first pony to prove that a snake can swallow a pony whole for science!  · Kaidan
    4,904 words · 983 views  ·  67  ·  33 · gore
  • T Dash of Humanity 3: Consequences

    There are consequences to every action, but we can't always predict what they will be. I stay up at night wondering what I could have done differently, but I've already paid the price for my actions.  · Kaidan
    16,881 words · 5,227 views  ·  883  ·  81 · sex
  • T Balloon Tales

    Ponies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.  · Kaidan
    3,176 words · 1,742 views  ·  88  ·  11 · sex
  • T Scootaloo's Perfect Gift

    The Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.  · Kaidan
    2,822 words · 2,755 views  ·  106  ·  23
  • T Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

    I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.  · Kaidan
    73,323 words · 14,059 views  ·  2,467  ·  108 · sex

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

  • Kaidan's Short Stories: Vol. 1 - Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 3,075 views · 139 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 3,982 views · 374 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 3,913 views · 231 likes · 16 dislikes

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#418 · 1d, 11h ago · · ·

Das mega charizard to you :p.anyway I can't wait for more DoH.probably my favorite story series online.there are still a lot of good stories on here though.many of which I've yet to read or heard of.speaking of which,can anyone tell me a really good story similar to DoH like another hiE or something.One that's completed plz,or at least or has weekly chapter updates.If so that would be great,well hope you all have a good summer,etc.

#417 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm saddened by the fact that I didn't get to meed Kaidan at BABSCon once again this time because you didn't attend.

Is there a possibility you will attend 2016 BABSCon?:pinkiehappy:

~Leonzilla

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