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Stories & Comissions:

Current active stories:

1. Dash of Humanity 3

2. Twilight's Dollhouse 2

3. Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.

Current queue:

1. Sunset Flash - In Progress

2. Viken666 - In Progress

3. -closed-

My Favorites: Top 5

  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,557 words · 21,316 views · 2,869 likes · 146 dislikes
  • The Immortal Game Princess Luna leads the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Twilight Sparkle by AestheticB 297,261 words · 46,437 views · 2,613 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 62,796 views · 5,010 likes · 166 dislikes
  • Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 8,779 views · 681 likes · 41 dislikes

My Favorites: 6-10

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 37,399 words · 42,869 views · 4,898 likes · 72 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 20,360 views · 2,998 likes · 49 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 27,989 views · 2,506 likes · 87 dislikes
  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 181,095 words · 40,642 views · 3,720 likes · 76 dislikes

My Favorites: 11-15

  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 26,189 views · 3,022 likes · 82 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 11,856 views · 1,069 likes · 59 dislikes
  • Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 65,148 words · 10,405 views · 691 likes · 37 dislikes
  • The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 6,198 views · 583 likes · 13 dislikes

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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope.  Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's

About Me / Bio.

List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.

Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction

List of favorite Music, and PMV's.

Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 9,269 views · 1,107 likes · 43 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 6,940 views · 615 likes · 43 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 19,236 views · 2,776 likes · 108 dislikes

My Latest Stories

  • T Dash of Humanity 3: Consequences

    There are consequences to every action, but we can't always predict what they will be. I stay up at night wondering what I could have done differently, but I've already paid the price for my actions.  · Kaidan
    7,739 words · 2,495 views  ·  541  ·  63 · sex
  • T Balloon Tales

    Ponies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.  · Kaidan
    3,176 words · 1,364 views  ·  86  ·  9 · sex
  • T Scootaloo's Perfect Gift

    The Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.  · Kaidan
    2,822 words · 2,139 views  ·  99  ·  21
  • T Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

    I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.  · Kaidan
    73,323 words · 12,029 views  ·  2,245  ·  99 · sex
  • T Dash of Humanity

    Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it  · Kaidan
    95,297 words · 19,236 views  ·  2,776  ·  108 · sex

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

  • Kaidan's One-Shot Compendium: Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 2,795 views · 133 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 3,526 views · 351 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 3,529 views · 220 likes · 16 dislikes

People I hate slightly less than the rest of humanity.

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#391 · 20h, 32m ago · · ·

Hi Kaidan

i'm writing my first clop fic and really need and editor it a two perspective HIE clop fic

you really know your stuff so i you could help please PM me on the site thanks

P.S    we met at bronycon 2013 im Commander Akula Shys dad

#390 · 3d, 5h ago · · ·

When do we get the Clop version of Dash of Humanity 3?

#389 · 3d, 18h ago · · ·

Thanks for joining AAU

#388 · 4d, 19h ago · 1 · ·

>>1519000

Hit the nail on the head. Props Kaidan, your story made it to the feature box on day one.

#387 · 4d, 21h ago · · ·

Dayum, five minutes to Popular box :D

Predicting feature box overrunning in one hour's time.:rainbowlaugh:

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