Joined January 2013
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The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.


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My Favorites: Top 5

  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 271,945 words · 16,697 views · 2,426 likes · 123 dislikes
  • The Immortal Game Princess Luna leads the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Twilight Sparkle by AestheticB 297,261 words · 27,940 views · 2,353 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 55,752 views · 4,618 likes · 145 dislikes
  • Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 91,123 words · 5,920 views · 590 likes · 31 dislikes

My Favorites: 6-10

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 37,399 words · 31,745 views · 3,833 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 237,767 words · 16,475 views · 2,454 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 99,965 words · 25,002 views · 2,204 likes · 82 dislikes
  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 160,779 words · 30,718 views · 2,888 likes · 49 dislikes

My Favorites: 11-15

  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 24,390 views · 2,894 likes · 79 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 149,132 words · 9,098 views · 896 likes · 49 dislikes
  • Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 65,148 words · 9,802 views · 661 likes · 36 dislikes
  • The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by nygiants93 4,167 words · 5,795 views · 569 likes · 13 dislikes

Photo Album



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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope.  Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's

About Me / Bio.

List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.

Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction

List of favorite Music, and PMV's.

Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 6,942 views · 905 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 4,984 views · 470 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 14,627 views · 2,233 likes · 86 dislikes

My Latest Stories

  • Balloon TalesPonies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.3,176 words ·752 views ·63 likes ·9 dislikes
  • Scootaloo's Perfect GiftThe Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.2,822 words ·1,333 views ·78 likes ·17 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity 2: A New DawnI'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.34,513 words ·8,060 views ·1,569 likes ·42 dislikes
  • Dash of HumanityHave you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it95,297 words ·14,627 views ·2,233 likes ·86 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse II: Lyra's QuestThirty ponies remained trapped in plastic shells as Twilight’s dolls. Lyra left them behind without a second thought. She joins Scootaloo to help rescue them, lest they be trapped for eternity as the last of Twilight’s sanity slips away. 25,437 words ·1,779 views ·270 likes ·6 dislikes

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

  • Kaidan's One-Shot Compendium: Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 2,423 views · 118 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 2,742 views · 307 likes · 12 dislikes
  • The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 2,942 views · 204 likes · 15 dislikes

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#1110328 · 5d, 16h ago · · ·

Bad ass picture u got

#1108152 · 6d, 16h ago · · ·

Female Dawn in Future Twilight's pose...:rainbowderp:...Awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

#1108133 · 6d, 16h ago · · ·

Love your profile pic!

#1095930 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·


Catchy as hell!

Dash The Stampede

#1094964 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

HEY! Thanks for the watch here. Finally have the Kaidan following me. One small victory for me:pinkiehappy:

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