My Favorites: 6-10

Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 36,358 words · 8,208 · 134
Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 243,094 words · 5,163 · 92
Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by nodamnbrakes 110,038 words · 2,973 · 127
Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 191,184 words · 4,911 · 120

I'm attracted to tragic stories, and dark ones such as these.

My Favorites: 11-15

Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 3,313 · 95
The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 147,542 words · 1,723 · 94
Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 66,282 words · 741 · 46
The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 648 · 14

Great premise or short story, usually with a side of awesome, or tentacles.

EThere Are Many Gravities
MLP: FiM
Random
Rainbow Dash doesn't enjoy the things she used to anymore.
Rainbow Dash
shortskirtsandexplosions · 1.3k words · 54 7 · 1.1k views
TVinyl and Octavia: University Days
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Vinyl Scratch and Octavia go to university.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
DawnFade · 71k words · 8,040 128 · 120k views
TFun With Changelings
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Changelings
Shukumei · 46k words · 3,313 95 · 36k views
TTranscendence
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight.
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
OC
Corejo · 66k words · 741 46 · 13k views
TBackground Pony
MLP: FiM
Random
Sad
Slice of Life
"My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it
Lyra
Main 6
shortskirtsandexplosions · 432k words · 6,807 242 · 117k views
EAsylum
MLP: FiM
Drama
Mystery
Thriller
When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right?
Twilight
Main 6
Daemon of Decay · 191k words · 4,911 120 · 75k views
TSolitary Locust
MLP: FiM
Dark
Thriller
Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies...
Gore
Twilight
nodamnbrakes · 110k words · 2,973 127 · 41k views
TA Witch in Broad Daylight
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Horror
Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle and collect the five hundred million bit bounty on her head. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Main 6
Epsilon-Delta · 525k words · 1,280 26 · 19k views
EThe Rain-Bow Incident
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Scootaloo
CMCs
gmen15 · 4.2k words · 648 14 · 9.9k views
TFriendship is Optimal
MLP: FiM
Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it.
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Iceman · 39k words · 4,233 138 · 100k views

Bio

Profile last updated: Sep 2021

I've discovered a renewed sense of enjoyment from writing, and am back to finish up some incomplete old stories and write some new gen 5 ones.

If you're new, this blog describes a few good places to start exploring my stories. This blog summarizes my hiatus and future plans.

The rest of my user profile is pretty much vintage 2013, unless I find time to update it.

*Banner courtesy of Sollace

*drawn by Drawponies

I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope. Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's
About Me / Bio.
List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.
Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction
List of favorite Music, and PMV's.
Best/Worst Pony type questions

Some old stories and art also available at DeviantArt

Stories & Comissions:

Updated Oct 2021

Currently incomplete stories being updated:

Twilight's Dollhouse 2
Ponified Without Consent 2

Upcoming New Stories:

Dash of Humanity 3 re-write
Halloween Gen 5 Special
Comedy/Adventure featuring Hitch, Discord

Wish List:

Puppet to her Fame sequel
Muffin a Day Keeps the Human Away (maybe)

Commissions: Anything, $10/1,000 words.
Current queue:
Closed, re-evaluate in October.

My Best Stories:

A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 1,697 · 72
Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 93,294 words · 1,016 · 59
Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 94,475 words · 4,114 · 160
Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund. by Kaidan 72,599 words · 3,224 · 141
Shattered Prism Each night I’m trapped in the dark, immobilized. I hear whispers as they operate on me: they say I shouldn’t be alive. Twilight refuses to tell me about the operation. Sometimes she can’t look me in the eye. What did they do to me? by Kaidan 33,600 words · 1,083 · 48

My best stories. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. These are my nuts.

My Favorites: Top 5

Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 277,593 words · 4,091 · 212
Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 6,807 · 242
Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 110,821 words · 774 · 44

Mostly long stories, and all are the kind I don't mind reading over and over.

TIsekai'd An Hero
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
A bus hit me and I woke up in Equestria, where my unique blend of body odor, poor social skills, and video game prowess made me the hero of a cliché anime... at least, that's how it was supposed to go... but the bus kept coming back and hitting me.
Human
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
OC
Kaidan · 6.7k words · 42 7 · 779 views
THitch and Pipp Meet a Manticore
MLP Gen 5
Comedy
Hitch does a favor for Pipp to help her get famous recording the first ever sighting of a Manticore. Things do not go as planned, and Izzy is determined to figure out where it all went wrong.
Hitch Trailblazer
Izzy Moonbow
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
Kaidan · 3k words · 48 5 · 1.2k views
TRainblow Dash
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
The Wonderbolts all have nicknames for their embarassing rookie mistakes. This is how Rainbow Crash became known as Brownout
Rainbow Dash
Spitfire
Main 6
Kaidan · 1.7k words · 50 6 · 871 views
TDash of Humanity 3: Live, Fly, Reboot.
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Discord is defeated, Soarin left Dash, and I finally admitted my true feelings to her. Now I can finally take the next step... except I'm trapped reliving the same day over and over, and a mare hellbent on revenge may be my only way out.
Human
Rainbow Dash
Lyra
OC
Minuette
Main 6
Kaidan · 91k words · 335 14 · 3.1k views
TA Murder Of Crows
MLP Gen 5
Dark
Horror
Thriller
Hitch needs help to keep the town free of litter after hundreds of new ponies move to Maretime Bay. He recruits some crows to help, causing disturbing nightmares, before the feathered vigilantes begin attacking the town.
Hitch Trailblazer
Sunny Starscout
Sprout
Kaidan · 12k words · 29 5 · 566 views

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

Looking for some adult reading material? #1 and 2 are my personal favorites. #3-4 are my top viewed. #4-5 are a cornucopia of a wide variety of interests.

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

Kaidan's Short Stories: Vol. 1 - Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 54,671 words · 159 · 15
Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 84,470 words · 448 · 23
The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,062 words · 256 · 18