Joined January 2013
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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.


$10/1,000 words. Includes applicable taxes, gratiuities, and black mail payments. 50% when writing starts/50% after.

Current queue:

1. Sunset Flash - Outlining

2. Greenpony32 - in progress

3. Yamgoth - Outlined

*queue full

My Favorites: Top 5

  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,552 words · 19,025 views · 2,712 likes · 138 dislikes
  • The Immortal Game Princess Luna leads the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Twilight Sparkle by AestheticB 297,261 words · 30,219 views · 2,464 likes · 50 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 58,713 views · 4,798 likes · 159 dislikes
  • Shattered Rainbow Dash's friends must explore what supporting each other truly means in the wake of a tragedy none of them could have predicted. by BronyNeumo 103,236 words · 6,449 views · 646 likes · 34 dislikes

My Favorites: 6-10

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 37,399 words · 36,893 views · 4,372 likes · 63 dislikes
  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,215 words · 18,401 views · 2,745 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 99,965 words · 26,324 views · 2,296 likes · 85 dislikes
  • Asylum When Twilight Sparkle went to bed, she had friends she loved and a life she enjoyed. But she awoke to hospital gowns and padded restraints. And the doctors, they keep telling her that she is sick and none of it was real. They’re lying, right? by Daemon of Decay 172,150 words · 35,944 views · 3,368 likes · 65 dislikes

My Favorites: 11-15

  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 25,207 views · 2,968 likes · 81 dislikes
  • The Secret Life of Rarity Rarity has a deep dark secret that she cannot control but must hide from the world. by BronyWriter 150,242 words · 10,168 views · 981 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Transcendence Scootaloo learns the wonders of flight. by Corejo 65,148 words · 10,111 views · 679 likes · 37 dislikes
  • The Rain-Bow Incident Rainbow Dash wakes up with a shaved head. by gmen15 4,167 words · 5,983 views · 575 likes · 12 dislikes

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I speak my mind, and I'm a misanthrope.  Twilight's Dollhouse is my favorite story, while Dash of Humanity is the most popular.

Fan art/pmv's/readings of my fiction. Also, my own pmv's

About Me / Bio.

List of Favorite Stories, Author's, and Editors.

Stories I've Helped Edit on Fim Fiction

List of favorite Music, and PMV's.

Best/Worst Pony type questions

My Best Stories:

  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 8,246 views · 1,020 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse This funeral was just Twilight’s first. She realizes every pony she loves will die. Now that she is an Alicorn, she will have to relive this crippling heartache hundreds of times. . . Unless she can find a way to keep her best friends forever. by Kaidan 94,691 words · 5,892 views · 552 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 16,424 views · 2,462 likes · 96 dislikes

My Latest Stories

  • Balloon TalesPonies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.3,176 words ·1,072 views ·77 likes ·10 dislikes
  • Scootaloo's Perfect GiftThe Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.2,822 words ·1,723 views ·90 likes ·21 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity 2: A New DawnI'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.57,087 words ·9,643 views ·1,871 likes ·71 dislikes
  • Dash of HumanityHave you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it95,297 words ·16,424 views ·2,462 likes ·96 dislikes
  • Twilight's Dollhouse II: Lyra's QuestThirty ponies remained trapped in plastic shells as Twilight’s dolls. Lyra left them behind without a second thought. She joins Scootaloo to help rescue them, lest they be trapped for eternity as the last of Twilight’s sanity slips away. 28,251 words ·2,125 views ·314 likes ·10 dislikes

Kaidan's One-Stop Clop Shop

My Wackiest Stories. Hilarity ensues.

  • Kaidan's One-Shot Compendium: Teen A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, to mature sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here. by Kaidan 55,054 words · 2,598 views · 129 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Scootaloo the Fugitive Scootaloo grew up at an orphanage ran by Gerda. The old hag clipped Scootaloo's wings last time she tried to escape. Years later, she finally escapes and ends up in Ponyville. Will she stop running from her past long enough to enjoy her new life by Kaidan 85,720 words · 3,032 views · 323 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Secret Story of Big Mac When Dash discovers her feelings for Big Mac, she realizes that no pony knows why he is so quiet. She sets out to learn where he is from and why he doesn't talk. Will the answers give her the courage to ask him to Hearts and Hooves day? by Kaidan 45,422 words · 3,234 views · 209 likes · 15 dislikes

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#1271031 · 6d, 15h ago · 1 · ·

I love you, welcome back :fluttercry::heart::rainbowkiss:

#1271021 · 6d, 15h ago · 1 · ·


I'm glad you're back. I was worried you were through with writing.

#1270955 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·

Thanks for all the updates. :pinkiehappy:

#1270442 · 6d, 23h ago · 1 · ·

Hey Kaidan, good to see that your back, mayhaps, with these two updates. Whether you'll be going back on hiatus or not, still damn good to see some of your stories updated.

#1268447 · 1w, 21h ago · · ·

You should update Twilight's Dollhouse.

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