Celestia has a visit from a medical professional who wanted to study alicorn blood using new scientific instruments.
The results are not pleasant.
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THAT ENDING
Heh, proof being an immortal has some awesome perks. No signs of gonorrhea for well over 1,500 years, assuming it counts down to banishment anyway.
That is one tenacious V.D.
Hanging around all those years, fighting off Celestia's divine immune system, just for a shot at someone slightly more... vulnerable. Be proud, good sir. Be proud.
Just one thing: you accidentally made the word bananas possessive when it should have been plural during the flashback.
3878171 Well, in truth, I did some Wikipeding and found it's possible to be a carrier without showing any symptoms at all. So... yeah.
3878262 Thank you. I need to look that up in a grammar site later on.
3878406 Damn how did I not catch that. I changed at the last minute because feather fingers are cool. Anyway, fixed now.
When the doctor is introduced, he's an unicorn. He's a pegasus later.
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Pretty funny. Needs extensive editing, though.
Also, glad I could inspire such hilarious randomness.
yes so many yeses
Epic!
A loss that gonorrhea is a temporary infection, and with a strong immune system her infection should have been defeated Looooooong ago, still funny story
Next, Luna!
Then twilight
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Alternative ending line:
"Uh, I'd rather not."
Very funny. Much like. Also, you said, "I'm awful at grammer and spelling.". Ironic, much?
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Dat ending... I like it.
I'm not sure what this is, but it is brilliant.
And that may be all that matters.
wat
just...
wat
This fic reads like one long joke with the punch line at the very end. And I love it!
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I was thinking of writing a new chapter where Rainbow Dash and Applejack where waiting in Ponyville hospital for their herpes test...
The joke would have grown stale very quickly.
Calling doctor Howard ,doctor Fine ,doctor Howard.
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Knew someone would get that.
*Dr. Howard and I
*poring
Other than that, hilarious :D
I died right about here.
3884730 Both the British and American spellings are acceptable.
Redundant line is redundant. One of the 'at first's has to go. Also, it should be 'pony's'
no comment
That last line was priceless!
Bwah hah!
Also; http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8-OLi4mnSho#t=284
3885995 3884730 Going back in to fix those. Grammar really isn't up to snuff.
Read over it again and corrected other things I missed.
3887173 Some of the best comedy ever made.
Shame he doesn't do it very often.
Good thing she didn´t in 1.500 years.
Isn't Dr. Fine a member of the "Doctors" over at SCP?
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Hey. Don't mean to imply that you're stupid but you first correction was not at all a correction. In fact. You implied that a doctor wasn't narcissistic. EGH! TRY AGAIN!
Celestia been having that gonorrhea for 1500 years unawares. Bet it was a porno.
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If that were the case, then how the heck did this fic get made public?
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You're pointing this out in the world where a pink-TALKING-pony continues to cockblock physics?
3885976 Its not the spelling, 'poring' has a different meaning to 'pouring'.
3889179 'Me and ____' isn't proper grammar. If you are listing people (ponies in this case) and that list includes yourself, you include yourself last by saying '____, ____, ____ and I', even if there are only 2 people in the list.
Um could I take a look to be sure?
that ending
3889204 Same way the rest of the files did. A leak somewhere. Probs Dr. Bright.
Some die of drinking whisky,
And some of drinking beer,
And some of diabetes,
And some of diarrhea,
But of all the world 's diseases,
There's none that can compare,
With the drip, drip, drip, drip, dri-ip
Of the Equestrian gonorrhea.
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And yet people still use both. You is the only person either stupid, annoying or bored enough to point that out.
I...I'm not sure if I should even read this one. o.o'
lol
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it's obviously magical tea
3895851 GAHHH! MUST REWRITE! MUST REWRITE!
3895891 Not offensive really.
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Your comment is first world anarchy at it's finest.
Bravo good sir, bravo.
So
I'm just looking through FIMfiction's popular stories
And then I see this.
Shit was flipped.
Hue.
How did this gem of a story go unnoticed (by me) until now?!
Someone's been a naughty pony!
Reminds me of this gem, but even better. Upvoted and much faved, due to hilarity and
. Cheers! 
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If I could just...
...
...
Nice one.
^^ that's 'grammar' also