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Last night, Pinkie Pie exploded. That’s why Rarity is so blood-stained. A police officer interrogates her about it.
Inspired by this song.
Edited by The Abyss, Aragon, and ReFro.
Fan reading by orange_man_from
Fan reading by Iris and Fluffs
French translation by StrayPaolo
Chinese translation by scpony
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Wat
Excellent.
Lol, really, just really?
Take my thumb up!
This is a clear example of something I swear I'm hallucinating at 00:29 but clearly am not. Does anyone else have an irresistible urge to make this into a song?
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It actually is a song, which was also the inspiration for this story. Only problem, it's German.
See? Pinkie Pie can explode twice...
Well that was interesting.
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Manchmal aber nur manchmal sind Lieder eine gute Inspirationsquelle ^^
Ich denke ja immer noch das wenn ne Freundin explodiert das nichts anderes ist als ein stummer schrei nach Liebe xD
edit:
Pun in german about some song titles by that band^^
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Junge, warum hast du nicht gefavorisiert?
Guck die den Dieter an, der hat sogar gefollowt.
Lol love it!
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Normal fav ich keine oneshots aber ich denk ich mach ma ne Ausnahme weils mich stark an monty python erinnert und du mir ganz ok vorkommst.
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*Hier beliebigen Ärzte Song einfügen und schlecht im Zeichen meiner Dankbarkeit parodieren* :V
I hate it when my friends blow up. And then I get blamed for it. Why, just the other day, I was talking to my friend at the park and he just exploded. Someone called the cops and said I was playing with fireworks. Some people.
Yeah! Screw the system!
All that needs to be said.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Yeah, I know how you feel. Recently I was over at McDonald's and asked for a Chickenburger. The cashier gave it to me, then just exploded right in front of my eyes! So rude.
And worst of all, they got me a Cheeseburger instead.
Pinkie sure is bursting with energy.
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My German is severely limited but does the title translate to "My exploding friend"?
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God, McDonalds employees. They don't even have the courtesy to stay alive long enough to make sure your order's right! The nerve!
Sidenote: I respect everyone who works at a fast food restaurant as that is a caustic environment in some places, and minimum wage fucking sucks. I salute those guys who give me my cheeseburger when I go out for lunch.
Ahaha
that was pretty amazing
made my laugh box explode
3936374 That's why you never go to McDonald's.
Awesome! Just awesome! I had to listen to the song while reading it. Epic, man. Epic! xDDD
A MLP-Fic combined with the Randomness of "Die Ärzte".
Wouldn´t wonder if the next fic would be a zombie-story with "Junge" from them.
Dude what the fuck!? just what the fuck did i just read!?
I don't get it.
A laugh a day keeps the Pinkie blowing up.
This was beautiful. Thanks for the lols (Exploding Pinkie emote needs added now).
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My Ex(ploded) Girlfriend
That's the literal translation of the song.
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Last time I checked, a story about Pinkie Pie exploding last night.
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Laugh boxes exploding are a serious matter, Regi, goooooosh.
This is delightfully weird and random.
Liked and faved.
@Selbi...
Good work on cutting out the narrative middle man!
Stick it to the traditional literary writing system!
More writers could learn from this and-
*spontaneously explodes*
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Weeeeell, ok.
lol that was a kind of fun story, especially when Pinkie Pie came back 
Last time I saw someone blow up twice, I was watching Dorkness Rising.
?? Da FAQ did I just read
That ending dawwwwwwwwww
Spontaneous Combustion is just one of those things that happen. Nobody can predict when it will happen, and nobody can predict who it will happen to. However if Pinkie Pie is involved, it will most assuredly happen.
Just take my thumb.
And a favorite.
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Very nice.
3936430 Yeah. I go to Burger King, where they have the decency to explode after they give you your burger.
I have absolutely no idea what I just read.
But one thing's for sure.
I LOVE IT.
I was taking a crap when I read this. I didn't know whether to be angry, disappointed, laughing, or confused. In the end, I chose option 5 and fapped.
... my life...
3936517 Don't worry friend, I don't think any of us do.
Ohgod pls no Shaggy pls stop thinking about menstruation orgasms
Otherwise, haha I love these types of stories
This made me think of this episode.
Of course this cuts out the exploded again part which would be like Pinkie pie in this situation.
uhm... what?
Umm... what?
My head hurts.
3937839 She had an explosive orgasm?
I have no idea what happened but for some weird reason this is as logical as logic itself.
A predicament with a pinch of irony, is it not?
After reading the author's note: Yep, my guess exactly as to your inspiration. I liked the parts with the hazmat suit (what, "Integralhelm" was too difficult to translate?
).
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Not so much about being unable to translate, as much rather not knowing what an integral helmet was before I googled it. If I don't know something immediately chances are some readers won't get it either.
That was so great,