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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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I...
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NO!
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Just...

Just, no.

Dominant Luna is best Luna!:raritystarry:

Wait...
So pony Luna, is fucking a male Human?
And she's futa?
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:applejackconfused: :rainbowhuh: :twilightoops: :fluttershbad:
I felt all of these.
And then I realized it was so stupid and horrifying I enjoyed it :pinkiecrazy:

*reads comments first* please it can't that bad.

*after reading the story* I'm straight and i got a boner off this. :moustache::facehoof::derpyderp2::pinkiegasp:

To enjoy this I only had to change the human for a pony.
Boner ensues.

Reading this - :rainbowhuh: - when suddenly,
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Excuse me while I go and rethink my life :unsuresweetie:

I am ... :applejackconfused::fluttercry::twilightangry2::derpytongue2::heart: and have a boner. Need a doc.

NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO.. NOOOOOOO!

:pinkiehappy: loved it we need more futa pony story's:heart:

Oh god. Ejaculation imminent!

all this gusta crap in the comments is giving me cancer. just a reminder to never leave the boat.

Why boner, WHYYY

ok so... im a reaper and if this scares me than....sigh NOW WE THE REAPERS NOW AND FOR ALL OF TIME SERVE LUNA
.... ya thats all i got :eeyup:

All I felt was :pinkiecrazy:

*Reads*
Da fuck is this shit? :trollestia:

I... I'm not sure why I'm okay with this.
Oh wait, it's because this story is fucking amazing!

.... Well.... *sigh* I liked it, but only a little. :ajbemused:

In all reason and logic, I wonder why the fuck I have a boner right now

LUNA HAS DICK???? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!:twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::fluttershbad::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

EVERYPONY'S GAY FOR FUTALUNA, YAY! (ehr... perhaps bisex? I dunno lol) :derpytongue2:

Even though I'm really not a 'bottom', I'll make an exception for Luna. :twilightblush:

Heehee, I dunno if I'd let her dominate me. :unsuresweetie:

Oh wait, yes I would! :eeyup:

Wow, what is the punishment for finishing early?

MOAR!!!!!!! :flutterrage:

This kind of stuff is why clopfiction is so popular. Who cares what gender is involved? This is a work of art. :moustache:

For Great Justice :eeyup:

I saw this and lol'd :derpytongue2: It was both wrong and weird that it was amazingly funny to me. Will show this to friends just to see reactions. Hopefully see some reactions like this :twilightoops: :facehoof: :rainbowhuh: :pinkiegasp: :applejackconfused:

Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....

Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
Her kiss is sweeter than a cherry pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance

I call her
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....

Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice
She'd be your pick
But the lollipop is mine

Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....

Crazy way she thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
She loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT

I call her
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop...

i think....... i have just been MIND FUCKED!!!! :derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2: ether way i cant think strait now
though im not sure if thats cause of this story
the bottle of wiskey ive been drinken all night
or how when i got on the cp it was 7pm and now i can see the sun rising......

This was wonderful.

YeAH!!!!! Futa Luna ftw:pinkiehappy:

I love it, enough said.:ajsmug:

I...
(Can't think of response so head explodes.)
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No! Just no...

Why the fuck do I enjoy this soo much. God dam it.:fluttercry:

Okay, I found this to be a bit more abusive than just dominant.

Me: *reads story* Well this is....wierd.....:facehoof:
???: Well I think it's HOT!!!!:rainbowwild:
Me: Wait....what?:rainbowderp: *turns and sees Molestia* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!:fluttershbad:
:trollestia:

I didn't think that a human could get a wingboner but I did anyway.

God I'm stright and I really want luna to ass fuck me till I scream and moan like the little bitch I am...oh god...look at what you've done.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poor Anon :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You artist you:rainbowderp:
..... Oh celestia...
WHAT HAVE I DONE??!?:raritycry:

I'm straight. I'll admit to that, because of the fact that I barely find need/desire for a relationship or whatever...

And hot damn is this a good clopfic, regardless of being clop for the sake of clop. Good show. :moustache:

It's fics like this that make me question my sexual orientation.

Bravo Zulu

413912 I'm in a pillow fort :derpytongue2:

whewwwwww
that was, whelp I was kinda grinding against the bed (pillow fort in bed). that good.

more of the best princess next with Luna's Tits
awwww yeahhhhh
:obligatorylunahuzzahemote:

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