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TheExhaustedBrony


I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

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When Twilight Sparkle is bored is when she's the most dangerous. These are the times when she comes up with crazy ideas and this is no exception. She has taken it upon herself to discover what makes a refined pony from Canterlot tick. In order to get this information, she decided that the best way of doing it is with hot sauce.

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was that evil and maniacal laughter I heard?

This was humorous but if it hadn't been for the intro before reading this I'd think Twilight was being malicious. Not alleviating boredom.

4215304 You actually enjoyed this? Wow, I'm flattered.

Could def see Twilight doing this. She strikes me as a cross between Celestia and Luna in the show. :rainbowlaugh:

4216316 Wouldn't the cross between the morning (sun) and the evening (moon) be...twilight?

AWWW YEEAAAH!:facehoof:

“Twilight, do I really have to do this?” Spike trembled. Pinched between his claws was an eye dropper filled with a red liquid.

No, she cannot in fact compel you to do anything illegal.

Spike struggled to raise the dropper above him. He stuck out his tongue and quickly squeezed a drop of the liquid onto his tongue. Immediately, he dropped to the floor with his hands over his mouth, writhing in pain.

If it has that effect on a dragon, it probably is illegal.

Over the past week and a half, Twilight has been working on creating a hot sauce that would get the desired reaction out of ponies.
“I just have to add more rainbow extract.”

Come on, Twilight, you're more methodical than this. First you must understand what makes hot sauce and rainbow juice spicy. Then you can provably optimize spiciness, rather than having to search until you find something good enough.

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