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Obselescence


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Twilight Sparkle just loves the new dress Rarity gave her for her birthday. So much so, in fact, that she's got to get her groove-thing on. She has to... dance.

Naturally, this leads to horrifying consequences. Including, but not limited to: winding up in the dance-future, rescuing a dance-topian society from its evil dancerlord, and dancing with the power of friendship.

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When I die, read this one at my funeral, please.

Thanks in advance.

4349859
Can I still dance over your grave?

that's why I don't go to parties with my family

...Having never been to a party before in my life, I must only assume this is what happens at them.

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This story shall serve to immortalize you, you shall never die.

You can't swig-swag the Twi-zag.

Personally, I love Twilight's way of dancing. The fluency, the hip-shaking, and other stuff that is outlawed due to the awesomeness.

4349859 I'm going to read this when you die, in celebration of how awesomely awesome you are. :pinkiehappy:

~The lizardman has no regrets

Just... Right then.

Brilliant work, man.

Brilliant.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I'll have you know, since this will be read at your funeral, I will happily kick hat in loving memory of you.
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I hate it. Upvoted.

This story is Str8 off tha Streetz of Muthaphukkin Compton

Which means totally awesome

Most certainly past a gnarly

We got a regular dance dance revolution on our hooves here folks.

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If you got through all of it, you've earned it.

Pretty much how I dance at the few parties I go to.

Or in any public place, really.

random, chaotic, and inexplicable
MIdnight approves

This is something else entirely. Truly it is. I am at a loss for words here. Well, meaningful words at least. So I'll just go lay on my bed and ponder life's greatest mysteries whilst I contemplate the purpose of my existence here on Earth.

. . . Oh, screw it!

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~The lizardman is funky with it

I'm still trying to figure out what the hay I just read :twilightoops:

It was fun, though :pinkiehappy:

No words.

None at all.

I found it confusing that Rearity, Applewack and Funky Pie were saying she was the only one that could save their world, and yet once Dancy Pants came in, they immediately dissuaded her from doing so. Maybe I lost some information while reading, but it does seem like odd characterization, or perhaps some more information about the other world is necessary.

But getting over that slight "problem", this was one of the most entertaining stories I've read in a long while. It was funny, it was consistent in tone, it was written with personality—I loved it. I loved everything about it (except for the above). I am favoriting this.

Groovy man, groovy.

(God I'm so tired I giggled at that those three words for a few minutes.)

4349885 I already called dibs, but you know what? For someone as classy as you, I shall gladly share that spot with thee. Perhaps we can even dance together, such as the Kozachok, or perhaps an Irish jig.

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I was also gonna take a piss on it, dunno if you wanna join me in that? :raritywink:

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...Guuuuys.

What're you planning to do with my grave, exactly?

4350386 Well, I, for one, was mostly planning on dancing on it. Perhaps mow it every other week or so, should the caretaker not do so himself. After all, it's hard to dance on a plot of grass that ain't smooth, ya dig?

So, I'm guessing when Twilight next materializes, she'll have to defeat dance-Morlocks? Which I suppose would just be Diamond Dogs with excessive bling and a sense of rhythm.
...So, Diamond Dogs with a sense of rhythm, then.

In any case, thank you for the first story on this site that I can truly describe as "dancetacular."

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Derpy Grooves is best pony. :derpytongue2:

jig-awatts

This is it. This is the pun that finally kills me.

.................................................:facehoof::facehoof: I cannot facehoof hard enough....

Hap

the fatal kiss is all we need...

Great story, as usual.

And she danced...

We need more dance-topia names. I'll start:
Shake-it Armor.

*nods* I can dig it.

Though I think I recognise her closing moves; it was just a jump to left, and step to the right...

Hit it, DJ Trancy Pants:

You shouldn't have written this. Now everything you write will only seem wiggity-wack compared to this unparalleled masterpiece.

The Schrodinger Shuffle. The Quantum Foxtrot. THE SUPERPOSITION.

Twilight the most adorkable pony of them all!:twilightblush:

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I don't know about them, but I was planning... well, let me just ask: have you seen the movie Weekend at Bernie's?

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I also did at first but then Rarity said "I was hoping we'd have more time to train you" which explained that. They wanted her to beat him they just didn't want her to have to do it with no prep-time.

4351214 Either he added it in after I read, or I completely skipped over it when I read. If the latter's the case, then I apologize to Obs for the error.

4349859

"After you disappeared ten groove-years ago...

Groove years... Groove years, that's an interesting concept.

Also, is it fine if I burst into a laughing fit at your funeral? From reading this and all.

4349859

I see you mean it to be a sober affair.

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That's for an occult in Mexico to know and your reanimated corpse to find out!

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:...sorry at the moment I can't say nothing more.

This was so awful:fluttercry:. Why, Obselescence? Why would you ruin the random? :raritycry:

4350607 Can you facemountain hard enough? I can't....

4350057 Nice gif, Lizardman.

Twilight has no claim to fame until she's had pensive synth pop written for her.

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