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Flint-Lock


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There are days when Twilight Sparkle loathes her lofty position of Princess. Luckily for our intrepid alicorn, she has a wonderful home to return to, and a special somepony who loves her.
Or should I say special someone

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I have no idea what i just read, it was so wierd i have no words. It seems to fall into that your brain will explode after reading type story, kind of like when Twilight tried to figure out Pinkie pie. no matter how many times you look at it, there's just no explanation for it's wierdness. :rainbowhuh:

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Then I have done well.

I saw the little hint in the description, so I know what to expect whenever I do read this.

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What little hint?

4169926 the bold letters that spelled "trollfic"

Is it bad that I actually find this story rather cute? :twilightblush:

And it's quite unique, too! Twilight married to a Headcrab? Who'd have thought of that?

Also, is the name "Lamarr" a reference to "Lamar" from the show, "Camp Lazlo", by chance? Would make sense, since Lamar was an eel, and stuck on his head for a while, while Lamarr is a Headcrab, and... you see where this question goes, right?

Anyways, so thumbs-up from me! :twilightsmile:

4170007 No, in half life 2
The scientist dude had a pet headcrab named Llammar

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Is it bad that I actually find this story rather cute? :twilightblush:

I wrote this story as a squick-inducing trollfic. So yes, I'd say its' bad.

I see that that is a rather bold description...

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Sorry to disappoint, but... yeah, it was kinda cute. Headcrab alone is not enough - you also need a talentless hack to make it unpleasant to read.

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Who is in turn named after inventor/actress Hedy Lamarr

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Someone did their homework.

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I am good with obscure facts and references.

Hilarious fic. but... those kids.

Wow... I think I'll go hide somewhere now...

Okay, haven't read this, not going to read it. Reason? Trollfic, nuff said.

Got your message there.....

Um y did this story say SEX on the cover??

For a self-proclaimed trollfic, this was well-written!

I literally stopped reading as soon as I saw the word 'crab'.

Words fail me today. Are you trolestia?:trollestia:

Wyd. This is the weirdest ship I've ever seen. Other than that, I have no words.

Don’t think I didn’t see that little detail in the description :derpytongue2:

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