Eli Magnusson is sick of life on Earth. Sick of the wars. Sick of Pollution. Sick of everything. He wishes he could go to the pure, innocent land of Equestria. As a pony, of course.
So what happens when the multiverse itself decides to grant his wish?
It's never a good sign when even the title is spelled wrong.
Edit after attempted reading:
Not sure if trollfic or unfunny parody.
Very strange. Have to give credit for the potato picture on the cover. I love random potatoes.
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Oooh.... Misspelled title, 'lololol random' cover image, self-insert HiE, deleted comments...
Promising.
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Is liking a trollfic due to 'so bad it's good' reasons against the rules?
(Looks at like/dislike ratio) two likes to 11 dislikes?
(pumps fist) YES!
You did this on purpose.
flint-lock wat r u doin
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stahp
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Sabaton is pretty great, I agree.
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The following gif has no relevance to the subject at hand
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Maybe...
Well, this needs to stop.
I refuse to waste my time on this.
For a character who is 21, you would think he would have a less childish view of the world. "Everything about humanity is bad." I would imagine that somebody who is 21 would not have such a juvenile "black and white" look on everything. There's grey everywhere, but I guess he just doesn't understand that.
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this fic wasn't meant to be taken seriously. I wrote it as a test of sorts: I wanted to write the most cliched, most unoriginal, most annoying fic ever.