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DemonBrightSpirit


I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

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Hearts and Hooves Day is here! You know what that means—scam artists looking to exploit love and romance for a quick bit!

Flim and Flam have a new scam with their S.H.I.P.P.I.N.G. Machine, promising to bring couples together. Of course, just because it's a scam doesn't mean it won't occasionally bring a couple together. A little help from Pinkie never hurts, either.

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3941064 You friend, read my mind.

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You might need to be a little more specific than that. :derpytongue2:

Just what would you like MOAR of? :rainbowderp:

Flim and Flam are back in Ponyville and this time they're peddling something new—romance! Thier new S.H.I.P.P.I.N.G. Machine promises to pair ponies with their very special somepony. What could possibly go wrong?

GREAT MAN, YOU JINXED IT, YOU FUCKING JINXED IT, NOW EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG, AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY CAN BLAME? YOU! NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SAY THAT!:flutterrage:

I like how you didn't make this a clop

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It never even crossed my mind. :scootangel:

YEAH! MOOOAAR!

If'n ya feelin' lahk it, can you make a story for everyponeh?

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That's a rather tall order. I'm not sure I'm capable of coming up with four more dates. :facehoof:

I wonder what Derpy and Pinkie did.

Wow, that was pretty darn good. :pinkiehappy:

I'd love to see how the trixishy date went too. :trixieshiftright::yay:


Faved and thumbs up. Love to see more.

This story looks amazing! *Adds to read later*

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If I were to write another chapter, I imagine :yay::trixieshiftleft: would probably be my first choice. :twilightsmile:

Legal disclaimer: this is not a legally binding statement. The author reserves the right to do absolutely nothing. :pinkiecrazy:

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Although it is impossible to tell, it almost certainly involved breaking all laws of logic and several laws of physics. :pinkiehappy:

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Although it is impossible to tell, it almost certainly involved breaking all laws of logic and several laws of physics. :pinkiehappy:

Don't forget about breaking the laws of adorability (It's an ability now)

letting a machine pick your true love?
...... nope.

The funny thing is, Flim and Flam are on to something. They effectively just set half of Ponyville up on blind dates.

This was fun.

I prefer Trixshy or Trixieshy.

4158683 But Flixie is the shipping name for Trixie x Fleur de Lis!

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Hah! Okay, I didn't even know that was a thing. That sounds rather interesting in and of itself.

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You just reminded me of someone:

Of course Flim and Flam weren't there in the morning. So,
Rarity x Rainbow Dash (might be over after the first date,)
Applejack x Twilight Sparkle,
Octavia x Pinkie Pie Vinyl Scratch (of course,)
Pinkie Pie x Derpy Hooves (I like that idea of that one,)
and Fluttershy x Trixie (my favorite ship.)
Cool. Will be reading the Fluttershy x Trixie date shortly.

Soooo many dwahs where given this chapter.... so so many.

It seems that good just got better! :pinkiehappy:


I love Angels antics. Wonder what Trixie is going to name her new friend though.

I love it, but Octavia and Pinkie as Cousins? :pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh:
:ajbemused:-nuh uh, sugarcube
I like the Fluttershy x Trixie idea! :yay::trixieshiftright::rainbowderp:

I love this. Like I said, this is my favorite ship. Just for that, have a fav.:yay::heart::trixieshiftleft:

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:facehoof:
I meant to have Trixie name him, but I guess I forgot. I was going to call him "Zephyr."

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Why not cousins? They're both earth ponies, even if they run in different circles. It's really not that different from :ajsmug: being related to the hoity toity Oranges, no?

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I aim to please. :twilightsmile:

Cute and fun. It felt a bit rushed in the beginning but still a fun little fic.

what is there so good about trixshy shipping? it feels so unnatural to me. it just feels...wrong.
maybe it's because i don't see trixy as a filly-fooler, but hay.
oh, and Rainbow and Rarity? there like the opposite of each other. that's an other faceslap moment.
just like the pinkie and derpy part.
anyhow, (to say something positive) i like the vinyl/octavia...(whatever there shipping name is) part. and the twijack or applelight.... euh... youknowwhatimean part was also kinda good.
after all. i liked the whole story. it's good, but not with the couples that i had in mind.
(damned flim and flam. they ruined my whole thought about the filly-fooling life of everypony)

LOVE IT!!!!!
MOAR OCTYSCRATCH!!!!!
plz:fluttershysad:

What about AJ's, Rarity's. Pinkie's and Twilight's dates?

Can't belive I'm saying this, but... poor Angel and his bad luck...

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