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  • T Of Kingdoms and Cutie-Marks

    The threat of The Collector has been vanquished. However, the nations beyond Equestria's borders stare at the land of the dual monarchs in suspicion. Meanwhile Skitch-Sketch struggles to find purpose in her new home. Sequel to A Skitch in Time.
    59,224 words · 1,498 views  ·  182  ·  5
  • T Cops and Robbers

    Scootaloo and her bat pony mother Night Crescent make for an odd couple on the streets of Ponyville, but the two couldn't love each other more. This is the story of how bat pony adopted pegasus, and the trials involved. A Skitchverse story.
    11,762 words · 793 views  ·  56  ·  0
  • T A Skitch in Time (Revised)

    When a transgender Brony in denial is turned into a mare and dragged to Equestria she is forced to deal with issues long buried. To make matters worse, whatever force caused her change has darker plans for the world. Can Equestria be saved in time?
    61,361 words · 1,941 views  ·  377  ·  25
  • E Past Remnants

    Everypony fears Corona. But when she and Luna, are called to an ancient lost city, Lyra Heartstrings, Element of Loyalty is dragged along. And in city's depths, all will have to face the remains of the past. A Lunaverse Story.
    36,436 words · 540 views  ·  48  ·  2
  • T Papers and Poltergeists

    Rainbow Dash travels to the North Griffin Confederation to try and make amends with her old friend Gilda, and in the process accidentally unleashes and ancient ghost. Now she will have to save the town of Altenprow. A Skitchverse story.
    13,244 words · 297 views  ·  24  ·  0 · gore
  • T Boast Bypassed

    The Great and Powerful Trixie is on the run. Having discovered rotten business in her home city, the pony behind it now wants her dead. Now set on a path towards Ponyville, her destiny will collide with that of the towns'. A Skitchverse story.
    54,766 words · 1,089 views  ·  88  ·  8
  • E Springtime for Sombra

    Manehatten! Bustling metropolis and center of Equestria's theatre scene. And in that city, three friends will have to think fast to save a disastrous production. About King Sombra.
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  • T Blood and Ponies

    Everypony believes that the princesses have always ruled over Equestria. But that is wrong. For before there was a world of harmony....there was a World of Darkness.
    9,401 words · 520 views  ·  34  ·  2

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  • Saturday
    Status Update

    Hello all my followers out in Pony Land! I know that my story updates have been a little on the slow side all of a sudden and I wanted to explain why.

    A little while back, I mentioned my intentions to move to Seattle for a variety of reasons. Well, that is still happening, but moving is expensive and I want to have some money to live on once I'm out there, just in case I can't find a job in the area before I make the cross country drive (or once I get there). To that end, I've picked up a second job to supplement what I've already been doing.

    Needless to say, this has cut into my pony writing time significantly, as I no longer have free days during the week where I can just sit down and do nothing else but write horsewords. Not to mention my own ADD can sometimes make focusing difficult, which slows me down all the more.

    But, I'm not giving up! I'm going to keep working on stories during this rough patch. Hopefully, once things settle down in my life again, I'll be able to get back to more regular updates.

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  • 3w, 3d
    Random Pony Musings: Hoofprints

    This is something that's been bouncing around my head as of late. Can you, in fact, dust for pony hoofprints in the same way one could dust for human fingerprints?

    My gut says no, cause hooves are hard and stiff and don't really secrete oils the way human skin does....but then on the other hand, there is the frog. For those who don't know, the frog is the leathery, fleshy part in the center of the hoof, that helps provides blood flow through the horses leg. Could those perhaps leave a print similar to human finger prints? It's flesh, after all, and might secrete oils.

    I'm not sure, honestly. Anyone have any thoughts or knowledge here?

    8 comments · 59 views
  • 4w, 1d
    Every ponification story....

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  • 4w, 2d
    This Week in Gods (Part 3)


    *checks his watch*

    Looks like it's time for another This Week in Gods post!

    The Primal Gods

    The Primals are so named for being the eldest of the gods, arising in the era of chaos before even the lands were formed or the stars were hung in the sky. They are among the most powerful beings in existence, easily more powerful than any of the deities that would come after them. With such power, it is perhaps the best that there are only two.


    Harmony is the first alicorn, the embodiment of balance and one of the creators of Equis. Commonly depicted with a snow white coat and long red mane, what few legends exist of her speak of her coming from elsewhere and discovering the primal mass of chaos that was early Equis.  Said legends also claim that she was able to calm Discord's chaotic tendencies, and convince him to calm down.

    As imaginative as she was full of compassion, she vanished before the more well documented eras of history. Theologians remain torn on where she vanished too. Some think that she hides on Equis somewhere in a new form. Others declare that she left reality entirely to build new worlds full of pony kind. Whatever the truth is, it doesn't change the fact that she is gone.

    She is also known as the Fount of Peace.


    Everypony knows Discord. He is the mad serpent who fired the first volley in the Age of Nightmares, the breaker of minds, and the bringer of chaos. The first and greatest of Equis' monsters. The truth of the matter is a bit more complex, however. Discord is far too chaotic and scatter brained to be dedicated adversary of Equestria, and he would find the role quite gosh anyway. No, let Tirek be the wellspring of all evil. Discord wants to have fun.  

    Before his imprisonment in stone Discord was as much the spirit of change as chaos, flitting about from role to role without a care in the world. He even tried his claw at being the personification of technological innovation for a brief stint (though that didn't lead to much more than the current, somewhat schizophrenic development of technology on Equis). It is somewhat telling that now he's free again he's decided to take his show on the inter-dimensional road. With an endless buffet of other realities to play in Discord intends to do what he does best.

    Have fun.

    Discord is also known as the Mad Tinker, and the Twisted Storm.


    The last of the primals is more of a theory than anything else, discussed and debated by those who make the divine their area of study. As the theory goes, since Discord represents chaos to the point of disharmony and Harmony embodied balance that there should logically be another. A creature of perfect law and order taken to the extreme to balance Discord's chaos.

    If such a creature does exist however he or she remains an enigma at best. So far, there has been no evidence of such a being ever being on the planet.

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  • 6w, 6d
    Schlocktober: Attack of the Super Monsters and Return of the Dinosaurs

    Last week on Schlocktober, the films I talked about, while not exactly common names in movies, are still probably somewhat known to anyone who's familiar with science fiction. Them! was a downright hit in its day, after all. This week however, I'm going obscure....really, really obscure. Attack of the Super Monsters and Return of the Dinosaurs. If you've ever heard of, or watched these two pieces of cheese....well, then congratulations on being as strange as I am.

    While both of these productions originally came from Tsuburaya Productions in Japan (the creators Ultraman, a series in which a normal man could turn himself into a costumed giant to fight off raging giant monsters from beyond the stars. No, really, stop laughing!), their brief moments in the American spotlight came during the initial VHS boom back in the 80's. The long and the short of it was that there was a shortage of content actually on video for some genres of fiction, back in the day. And as such, there was plenty of opportunities to make money on importing  something from Japan or Italy (Yes, Italy did a whole slew of both knock off and original sci-fi movies that got American releases), doing a quick dub and releasing it to the market.

    Return of the Dinosaurs was the first of these two. In Japan it was a TV series known as Kyoryu Tankentai Born Free (Dinosaur Exploration Team Born Free), which is the much cooler title in my opinion. The plot? Well, it all begins with a large comet doing a drive by on earth, without actually hitting us. However, its gravitational pull was still somehow strong enough to make volcanoes explode, cause tidal waves to wash away whole cities, and split and up heave the ground enough to release whole swathes of vegetation and creatures from the Mesozoic Era back to the surface world. But as soon as they re-appear, they begin to die off again, because (surprise, surprise)  ancient plants and animals can't survive in the modern era. How they survived under ground is never explained. My personal theory is that the earthquakes uncovered the rich veins of Dinosaurinium that criss-cross the planet.

    Here's where things start to get kind of ridiculous. In the wake of some manner of world wide disaster (remember some of these tidal waves have washed away *cities*), the world decides to go and create a team to round up and protect the dinosaurs. ....Because that's a thing we should be worried about when a comet has decided to redecorate large swathes of the planet earth. Really, the whole thing is just an excuse to have our characters go traipsing through jungles to capture dinosaurs with their very toyetic vehicles.

    And toyetic is really the word. For you see, this show is a mix of three different styles. The vehicles really are toys/models that were put together. The dinosaurs? Stop motion animation and puppets. And the humans in this little drama? Animation. The result is...downright surreal to watch really, a fact that's not helped by the dub on this one. It's one of those early anime style dubs where everything is delivered in a kind of deadpan lack of emotion. And as this is a compilation of episodes re-edited into a movie, it follows a very similar pattern across its hour and a half run time. But if you really want to see just how silly this thing gets....

    Someone uploaded the whole thing onto YouTube. Dinosaur Exploration Team Born Free would run for twenty-six episodes in its native Japan, before being replaced by an even more out there premise. Kyoryu Daisenso Aizenbogu, loosely translated into English as Dinosaur War Izenborg, and known in the US as Attack of the Super Monsters.

    While Return of the Dinosaurs was more of curiosity in my mind Attack of the Super Monsters is the kind of absolute balls to the wall insanity I've come to know and love from Japanese science fiction. Much like Return, it begins with a sudden cataclysm, but the cataclysm this time is the sudden re-appearance of the dinosaurs themselves, who have apparently been hiding under ground for millions of years, evolving intelligence, the ability to talk, and fearsome supernatural powers.  Now, under the leadership of the mad Emperor Tyrannus (Emperor Tyrannus!), they seek to destroy all of humanity.

    They are opposed by a response team that drives a set of even more ridiculous looking toy based vehicles. They are also hand drawn animation and break down along the standard Japanese stereotypes for this kind of arrangement. The stern and humorless leader, his more emotional sister, the tall nerdy looking smart guy, the bumbling fat comic relief guy, and the exposition delivering doctor who stays back at home base while everyone else does the actual work. What's notable about this one is that the brother and sister in this one have the ability to fuse together into one composite being known as Gemini, which gives their toy plane such an effective upgrade in power that you wonder why they just don't do that in the first place! (Yes, there is a time limit on their power, but they always kill the monster so fast you wonder why it matters.) Ever notice how escalating transformations with different stages of power is a very Japanese fiction thing? Weird huh?

    This is another episode compilation "movie", so we get to see the Gemini response team kill four different dinosaurs turned kaiju before we get a quasi ending. Personally, my favorite bit of this whole production is Emperor Tyrannus himself. I know that he's just a T.Rex puppet, but the over the top performance from the voice actor with his constant calls of "YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED!" and "KILL THEM! DESTROY!", never fail to crack me up. Nick Cage doesn't chew scenery the way this T-Rex puppet does and it is *glorious*!

    And look....

    Attack of the Super Monsters

    Someone was nice enough to upload it to DailyMotion!  Seriously, if you have a chance, at least watch the opening five minutes or so, where they give the back-story of this insane universe. It is well worth a look, if for no other reason then to see the madness.

    Next week....something else!

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  • ...

Everypony in Ponyville knows Carrot Top, the element of generosity. Always ready with kind words and a helping hoof when they're needed.

But when Carrot Top finds herself stuck between her friends in the Farmer's Union, and a request from Applejack, she turns to a legend of the Everfree to gain some extra hoof power. But strange magic has its consequences.

Will Ponyville and Carrot Top be able to deal with them?

A Lunaverse story, set in the fall of Season 2.

First Published
18th Jan 2014
Last Modified
14th Mar 2014

Was it proper social etiquette to let a magical clone have the bed?

Carrot Top you're just to nice.

The magical clone is just so darling, it almost a shame its going to get 'deleted' in some way.

And nice link into half crazy as well.


I did enjoy writing that line. Seemed like an amusing little bit to kind of highlight the debate within her own head.

The link to Half Crazy was kind of un-intentional, I will admit, but I am grateful for the happy coincidence. :twilightsmile:

Oh, my. This is going to end very badly.......


Although it would probably break the universe I could see Carrot keeping a single clone at the end partly out of pity and partially because they're just so useful.

"O.k. just stay out of sight and if anypony comes visiting hide in the cellar. If anyone does ask you're my sister, right?"

The bedraggled clone looked up with tears of gratitude in it's eyes, it nodded excitedly, "I'll Help!" it said.

You have my endorsement.

Well, at least these clones aren't destructively devoted to fun...

In any case, I look forward to more of this tragicomic tale of too many Carrot Tops.

The added edits are all looking sharp and I'd like to give special commendation to the scene with Trixie,

The unicorn seemed to be in the process of making another one of her...unique culinary creations. A slice of watermelon floated along, buoyed by her shimmering magic aura, and slathered with peanut butter. A coating of some kind of red powder was dusted over the peanut butter along with...chives?
Excellent!  Not only do we get the setup that plants the cloning idea in CT's head, but we also get more of Trixie's bizarre taste in foods as a bonus.


once I’m here, Green Grape asked for some help fixing his farm, also tomorrow.
Could have sworn GreenGrape was a mare. :raritywink:


Well yeah, but the problem is that once you've taught the clones how to make more of themselves, they seem to do so almost compulsively.  The Pinkies were bad enough, but at least they could be distracted with the promise of something fun to do.  The CT clones, however, want to "help" and regrettably the more hooves they have the "better" they would always think themselves able to do so.

Besides, as we see with breakfast, even just the one clone is more than a bit too eager to help.


   I find your icon to be hilarious, considering the subject matter of this fic. :pinkiehappy:


Ahh, but they can be destructive in their own unique ways! :pinkiecrazy:

Thanks though! Hopefully you'll like the chapter's that'll come next.


Thanks EB! A watermelon, peanut butter, chilli, chive and carrot slider is certainly a unique food creation. I can only imagine what a thing like that would actually taste like.

Completely missed that one bit with Green Grapes though. :twilightoops: Went back in and fixed it though!


I can only imagine what a thing like that would actually taste like.
I'd prefer not to...:pinkiesick:


The funny thing is, that some of the component pieces could work on their own. I've seen recipes for peanut butter infused chilli, and peanuts are a big part of Thai cooking.

Likewise, fruit and peanut butter can go well together.

But all together? That's where the train wreck would come in, I think.  


You should make my OC have a cameo.


Where's your sense of adventure?


The only thing in that mix, on reflection, that is “weird” is the watermelon. Although…

Well, it looks like I have just appointed myself as the (Un)Official Lunaverse Taste Tester. Trixie eats weird stuff, and I’ll try it myself to see how weird it actually is.


You're a braver man than I. :twilightoops:


I never mean to poke fun at others, but “braver” is a really, really funny way of spelling “dumber."


We can stand together.  Caution is for those with weaker wills... and lesser digestive tracts.


your avatar i don’t even

Congrats on being featured!


Thank you kindly sir!

Right, as this is being canonized...where would you like it placed? Autumn, Winter, Spring, or Summer?


Autumn, please. I wrote the fic with that season in mind.

This wont end well.


These are the traditional armaments of the housecarl for clan Drops, or at least they will be tradition after my successor takes them.

>>3808016 I... kinda wish this would happen.

I'll put my own concerns about the clones and their sapience aside as much as I can, but I gotta admit the climax of the Maneverse episode was very offputting to me. Still, with that aside hopefully there'll be a lot of wacky hijinks before this is all done.


I do understand your concern there RK, but I do think that I have an angle to kind of avoid some of the ethical concerns. Thanks for reading either way, though. :twilightsmile:

>>3808016 : Aw... I think that'd be sad. At least she should get to do some actual helping.

Carrot Top: "You know, I always wanted a basement..."

Clone: "I'll help!"

*both grin*


Yes but unless she keeps an eye on the thin she'll end up with a 500ft pit under her house which would probably collapse her house and the whole farm into a sink hole.

Clone: "I just don't know what went wrong!"

Oh, my. There used to be a Canadian sitcom on PBS called "The Industry"; every so often, the main character's Evil Scheme of the Week would collapse. When this happened, he looked right at the camera and said "This is not good." I should think that watching all of her duplicated be "helpful" would cause CT to do the same thing.

They have a hive mind?

That could get...interesting...


It's kind of a mixture of a hive mind with a limited pool of reference when you get right down to it. You have one copy of Carrot Top's knowledge and personality, that all of the clones are pulling the same time.

Which is what's causing the super literal interpretations, the missing pieces of knowledge, the leaps on logic that seem full of holes, and so on and so forth.


So it's not that you get diminishing returns from the act of copying copies, its that you have one pool of experience they're all drawing from at the same time.


Pretty much.

I like to think of it like you running a whole mess of programs at the same time, till your computer's RAM is crying "Uncle!" and begging for you to stop.

The front door slammed open, Lyra and Trixie skidding to a stop as a Carrot Top came stumbling out of the building, Twilight Sparkle right on her tail. The librarian had a pair of books brandished in her magic aura like some manner of righteous sword. Her purple coat was marked with ink, a flurry of dates marked across her body from crest to dock, withers to pastern.

This might cause problems, doesn't Twilight's alarm bracelet go off if she leaves the library?

I like the slightly defective 'carrot' Carrot Top, plus did the poison joke work on the clone or did it just lock up for different reasons?


Well, in Twlight's case, she ran out the door and her designated "go outside the house guide" was right there. So, I imagine that even if she did get called on it, it would be very easy to get out of.

In terms of the Carrot Top clone, it more got caught in a logical paradox and blue screened of death. :pinkiecrazy:


Oh yeah, second/third law prerogative mismatch, seen it happen all the time.

So, as clones are returned to the Mirror Pool, does that mean that the sum total gets more lucid?  


In theory, yes.

Naturally I won't comment in how things will actually play out in the story, as I don't want to spoil things.

The calm before the storm. 5 bits say that one copy is going to the Pool and creates a stampeding army of Carrot Top clones.:raritydespair:

“That was Carrot Top. See, Carrot Top needed help helping ponies. So Carrot Top got help from Carrot Top, Carrot Top, Carrot Top and Carrot Top! Then even more ponies needed help, so Carrot Top got help from Carrot Top, Carrot Top and Carrot Top!”
Well, Lyra, it could've been worse.

In any case, given the author's note, it appears we're in for a containment breach soon enough. This should be... interesting. :pinkiecrazy:

(Also, as a final note, clone is a necromancy spell. Just a bit of Fridge Horror.)

I bet you five silver bits that Carrot Top made more than the six clones currently in the Library basement.

>>3843395 AKA "Made in Canada" staring Rick Mercer! I LOVED that show! There would also be the reverse, where things went okay and he looked at the camera and went "I think that went well."


*looks at that image* just gave me another idea for a romantic Lyra day dream! :pinkiecrazy:

*runs off laughing like a loon!*


You know, I think I have vague memories of seeing that, or at least something similar.

Then again, maybe it was The Muppets who did something similar. :rainbowhuh:

>>3850915 The show was set in a company production television. They made a campy show called 'Beaver Creak' that was basically a parody of Anne of Green Gable and similar show. The boss made his money by maing a cheap pseudo-porn teen comedy in the 80s. The theme song was 'Blow at High Dough' by the Tragically Hip.

AHAH!! Found episodes!


Especially at the end when he made billions off of Robot Slaughter. Then again, Victor should have been allowed to say it after successfully pulling off a Starscream.


They also produced a Xena ripoff  called "Sword of Damacles" starring the guy who played Detective Vartann on CSI. The neat plot twist to that is that the chump actor starring in it played his own evil twin Hamacles.

Luna bless you for no window getting smashed. Just... bless you for that. Also, wacky clone hijinks ahoy! :pinkiecrazy: Oh, Carrot Top... where does that road paved with good intentions lead to, again?

>>3853941 You are risking on giving our author ideas.:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

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