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Stiggerzz


[shitposting loudly]

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The timing is just too hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

This explains why Big Mac was gone in the episode. :eeyup:

I enjoyed this far more than I should.:rainbowlaugh:

What is this- I don't even...

Liked. Faved.

Goddman it, Stigz! :facehoof:
Wait, why am I laughing at this? This is horrible! So why is it so funny? :rainbowhuh:
Curses!

Without another word, Big Mac brought his hind legs back as far as they would go, balancing precariously on his two front legs,

Don't do it, DON'T YOU DARE DO IT!.

before delivering a violent kick, with every last ounce of his physical strength, into the trunk of the tree.

DAMN YOU, DEGENERATED... YOU ARE SO BORING, I HATE YOU!:flutterrage:

~Leonzilla

So that group was "Big Mac is best pony"? Well, I'm definitely not going to put "Kill ____________ (go on I dare you)" on my group's front page with you around:facehoof:
But good story, I loved it:pinkiecrazy:

Amazing. :eeyup:

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The best thing?
I wrote this before it episode aired, and submitted it while it was airing.
And I only watched the episode this morning.

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You laugh because you know it's brilliant.:twilightsmile:

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:rainbowderp:

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:trollestia:
You should totally make a fangroup and dare people to do something to the pony. It seems to give me inspiration to write.

3695778
I already made a fan group, but after what happened with Big Mac in this story, I'm not sure I want to dare people to do something with the pony... Get what I'm saying?:unsuresweetie:

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Depends what you're daring us to do.

“Nnnope.”

HAVE MY BABIES!:rainbowlaugh:

3695810
You should dare us to have said pony be raped and tortured.
Preferably be an attractive pony.

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Any suggestions? :unsuresweetie:

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Is it just me, or can I predict where this is going?:ajbemused:

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With me, the solitude provided from a locked door, and a box of tissues?

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You're unpredictable, that's why I'm asking:facehoof: I don't want to say or agree to the wrong thing around someone like you:pinkiecrazy:

Her mind made up, Applejack trotted up to the top of the tallest hill, overlooking the Apple Family household. “HEY! BIG MACHINTOSH!” She called out, her voice echoing across the orchard. “GET YO’ FAT ASS OVER HERE, I NEED YOUR HELP WITH THE APPLE BUCKIN’.

Insta-upvote.

3695778 :rainbowlaugh:
That emoticon!:rainbowlaugh:lol

That comment reflect the stress and frustration that this short story brought to me.:twilightangry2:

Well done.:moustache:

~Leonzilla

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:rainbowlaugh: The first half was soooooo boring, I was playing LOL while listening to it :ajbemused: And sorry for all the AJ fans, but she has no more character development. She' used up :eeyup: Oh, and they seriously need to stop with character themed episodes and go with plot episodes. So far my premonition for the season is going correctly.

"S4 will go like this: A couple of episodes will hint at the box or features surrounding the tree. All other episodes will be filler. The final two episodes will be about the box and the keys and somehow incorporate all the fillers we have watched up to that point." :facehoof: I really hope I'm wrong

Wow, such beautiful :pinkiecrazy::applejackconfused::eeyup:

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so bucking
much Macintosh

That was bloody Brilliant!
~N

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lol, you're welcome. Glad you enjoyed it.

Welp. That happened.

coping coping coping coping coping coping

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Indeed it did.

dat strikethrough...:rainbowderp:

Well, uh... That.... that wasn't really what I'd call funny. But you're a "RANDOM VIOLENCE! FUCK YEAH!" kind of person, yes? Guessing from the two things you've written.. Hm.:unsuresweetie::applejackunsure:

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Bout time someone said something critical about this. Even I'll admit this fic is anything but special, yet all my followers are like "This was amazing":applejackunsure:

Comment posted by Stiggerzz deleted Jan 23rd, 2014

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Also, to be fair, Seven Days was one of those "Well why the fuck not?" fics, and this one was written simply because someone put "Kill Big Mac (Go on, I dare you)" in the description of a Big Mac fan group. That and each one only took a night to get written and submitted, so it's not like I put my full effort into them.:derpytongue2:
If I wanted to write a serious one that's actually had proper effort put in, I could. I'd just need to find the motivation to do so.

3832772 I think there are plenty more people on the internet who just want to see random violence. I guess I can understand that. I haven't found the motivation to write in ages and the first thing to come to me is a "Ponies in Westeros" spoof fic.:twilightsmile: (You watch Game of Thrones?)

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Nah. People wouldn't shut up about it in school and I got tired of hearing about it. Put me off watching it.

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Lies.
That honor goes to Monty Python's Flying Circus and the first 3 seasons of LOST

3834905 Monty Python I can agree with. I'm really not so impressed by LOST.

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The first 3 seasons were gud.
It was all downhill from there with the last 3.

3835066 It was alright until the Spanish Inquisition. Bet you weren't expecting that.

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Love the Ministry.

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=o
For that, you must face the fish trials.

Story liked, follow you I shall.:moustache:

I apologize in advance if the quality is terrible.

IF? :pinkiegasp:

Kidding. I liked it. :twilightsmile:

That was very detailed! :pinkiegasp: And dark, and gory, and, I now noticed the mature rating. Anyways this was a good story, I can't believe I missed this!

How did things get so dark so quickly? I must say though, bravo. I'ts not often you read a story that turns the tables in such an elegant and deeply satisfying way. Favoring this for sure:ajsmug:

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