Twilight gave me a stern look. It was clear she thought I was an idiot for doing this.
"Anon, did you HAVE to write about Chuck Norris?"
"He made my story interesting!"
I heard ragged breathing, and panicked.
"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Chuck Norris then punched me in the nuts.
I punched him back.
I got punched to the moon. Thanks for the internet Luna! Now time to continue the story where Chuck Norris can't... get...
"OLA MOTHA******"! YOU TYPED HERESY! NOW YOU DIE! YOU ALSO TOUCHED CHUCK NORRIS! FOR THAT TOO YOU DIE!"
*two reincarnations later*
Okay, now back to the story.
The troll god walked up to king Leonidas and his thirteen spartans.
He then started playing shitty music.
They engaged in a rap battle, in which the spartans epically lost.
"N00bs, now you work for me!"
The spartans cried, and embraced each other as men, then stood at attention.
The god announced-
"SPARTANS! YOU ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO TROLL PONIES!"
The spartans all let out girlish squeaks and began to fangasm.
The troll god facehooved. Today was going to be a long day.
Derpy got impaled on a spear for some fucking reason.
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D'aww.. thanks!
how about checking my only other story? I could use some praise for that. --- I mean, I look forward to your professional critique.
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Of couuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse....
Sorry, but I'm not interested in super hero stories much. Plus it has sex, and I don't read sex.
And my critical advice consists of saying I love it.
So what you said is a lie!
P.S.- Were you fooled in the nuts chapter?
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Actually it doesn't really have sex. it has sex jokes though, it's what warranted the sex tag really.
also, no.
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Very well then...
Still dont play on reading the story, to busy reading the shit ton of stuff I have on my read later list.
Poor Derpy!
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She probably survived. At least, I think she did!