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// FUCK 
// Story: The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria 
// by bronygamer198 
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Twilight gave me a stern look. It was clear she thought I was an idiot for doing this.
"Anon, did you HAVE to write about Chuck Norris?"
"He made my story interesting!"
I heard ragged breathing, and panicked.
"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Chuck Norris then punched me in the nuts.


I punched him back.


I got punched to the moon. Thanks for the internet Luna! Now time to continue the story where Chuck Norris can't... get...

"OLA MOTHA******"! YOU TYPED HERESY! NOW YOU DIE! YOU ALSO TOUCHED CHUCK NORRIS! FOR THAT TOO YOU DIE!"
*two reincarnations later*

Okay, now back to the story.

The troll god walked up to king Leonidas and his thirteen spartans.
He then started playing shitty music.
They engaged in a rap battle, in which the spartans epically lost.
"N00bs, now you work for me!"
The spartans cried, and embraced each other as men, then stood at attention.
The god announced-
"SPARTANS! YOU ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO TROLL PONIES!"
The spartans all let out girlish squeaks and began to fangasm.
The troll god facehooved. Today was going to be a long day.


Derpy got impaled on a spear for some fucking reason.