The Troll god charged up his powers once again. He was about to bring in the most annoying creature in the universe.
"Sup, wanna play darts?"
The Troll god's magic was interrupted. He panicked, and all the magic got released by accident.
It then went and punched Derpy in the face.
He turned around, angry.
"What the hell are you doing here Roman?"
"No darts then? Awwwww....." He then showed Mr Fatass the finger.
"But Roman my dear friend, I have a job for you!"
"Lolwut is it."
"I want you... To Tro- To befriend the ponies of Equestria."
The Troll god grinned as Roman left the room.
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The Mane 6 charged the elements of harmony, ready to utterly destroy the greatest evil of Equestria, the author of this story. The author then threw down a plot device in the form of Roman Bellic.
"Sup gayass ponies. Wanna play pool?"
The elements of harmony then hit him.
Roman was horrified. It felt like Monday.
HE DIDN"T LIKE MONDAY'S.
He then busted out a minigun out of god fucking knows where, and punched everything around him with it.
..................................................................
Twilight stared.
She then released the most horrible profanity ever said.
"Da potato?"
Hooray for trolls and pony hurting!
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NOOOOOOO
PONIES ARE OUR FRIENDS!
3659397
That was for the Turkeys silly!
3659398
No! Ponies are our food!
... Along with hatred, of course.
As a troll myself, I should know this.
3659407
Oh.
You're a troll.
Im sorry to say this, but I'm just one of the holders of LOL.
3659415
Worry not, I'm off duty.
I only work on week days.
3659425
Ah, I see.
Then why do you still say that you feed on "shudder" ponies and hatred?
3659429
Because I work on weeks...
But I feed every day.
>:]
3659438
Dabuq?
I remember you from My Little Crysis. To be honest, your trolling needs a bit of an upgrade...
(BLATANT ATTEMPT TO START WAR DO YOU ACCEPT?)
3659653
very well.
However, be warned that you will lose.
3660339
Lose?
That word is in my dictionary.
It's definition is-
"The thing that happens to people when they cross with Boothnat."
3660382
Argue? You're the one arguing.
I'm the one winning.
3660395
You may notice I did not say the word argue anywhere in my post :3.
3660403
And yet you continue to do so with me.
3660416
I'm arguing with you because we are having a troll argument.
Which you may remember, you accepted.
Please do not tell me you have such a short memory that you do not remember agreeing to a troll argument?
3660421
My memory is infallible.
Although, yours is in question, as you seem to not remember my warnings that you would lose.
3660425
And you seem to forget that I said I would not.
What a person "says" is never guaranteed. If I were to call you a pig, you would not actually become a pig. Likewise, if you say I will lose, it is also not guaranteed.
3660430
I detect anger in your tone.
And before you go off, yes, text has tones.
3660434
Wait a minute.
Before this contest goes on, we must both realize something.
We both know we are both simply trying to annoy each other, and therefore, this will go on forever, due to the fact it is way harder to get angry when you know the other person is trying to annoy you.
I think I just confused myself.
Care to declare a tie?
3660465
Ok.
Once again i cant breath! And i troll on a daily basis
3660613
You too can write stories of Equal lolz!
Just take a ton of overused memes and ponies!
Smash them together!
Make them into a somewhat comprehendable story!
Upload it!
Sadly my writing skills are not up to snuff anymore. I shall give you a prime example of one my stories i posted on fanfiction. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4414097/1/Imperial-Reign-The-Second-Eastern-War,
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Writing skills.
I has no writing skills!
I think.
Seriously.
I'm too young to have writing skillz!
P.S.- Read through the first chapter, all that seems baddish is the grammar.
Potato!!!
Such an elagances!