One sunny day, Spike wakes up to discover that he's grown a pair of nipples on his chest overnight.
Shenanigans ensue. Or something.
And no, this is not a clopfic. Go away.
This is somehow 100% Approved by Twilight's Library!
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Arwhale
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What in the fuck?
wat
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That's a very good question.
I don't have the answer, either.
I think my brain exploded...
Damn you got me
My face.
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this was awesome. thank you.
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The last line...
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This whole story gets a B out of 5.
i liked it great job
Literally, just what
This is my new favorite story. Good job. hahahaha
Doctor: I see the problem, yes, yes!
Twilight: *hopeful*
Doctor: But there's nothing I can do. *walks off*
Twilight: *whining*
Just like Courage's trips to the doctor...."But there's nothing I can do."
I seriously thought the doctor was a stupid quack who didn't know shit.
What the entire fuck.
I have to read this later.
What the shit?
You know what? I don't even care. I'm faving this because it was hilarious and completely unexpected.
Pffftttt.
That ending.
Yeah, I got nothing.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I accept this. Yes.
nope
Um, wtf dude.
Welp.
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My face at the last line.
What the...did I just... It was...
*Deep breath* Good story. Really good...
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I just know you'll LOVE it.
Dear God, this whole thing was silly. I was gonna say that the doctor took it all quite nonchalantly, before Twi beat me to it. Might do an audio review of this.
Worth that tag
3522580
I just KNEW you'd love it!
lololol
And an audio review? That sounds pretty hoppin. Feel free!
Holy shit. I BEG FOR YPUR FORGIVENESS THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT SCREW HOOF COVERS BRUISE I LOVE WILL YOU FORGIVE ME I MIGHT MAIE A RELIGION OF YOU. *ahem*
At least the doctor still knows how to point out the obvious. Was kinda hoping he would say that Spike is a dragon again though.
Dafuq did I just read? I'm serious guys, what the fuck is this?
I didn't even read the story yet and already the title alone made me chuckle. If I nearly pee myself reading this, you earn a follow good fellow.
. . . Not sure if want to read. . .
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It's not a fetish fic or anything like that. It's just stupidity at a very high degree.
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I figured, but still. I. . . Am wary.
Likely willl read, but I have nooooo idea how I will take this.
*Before Reading* Hmm.... Sounds interesting. I'll give it a quick look.
*During Reading* Okay, this is weird..... But it's so damn hilarious!
*After Reading* He has cancer, that sucks. And Zecora, Prancer rhymes with Cancer.
There are totally words that rhyme with cancer.
This story reminds me of the Doctor from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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He'd probably say something like, "A dragon with nipples. What is up with that? I am sorry but there is nothing I can do. Nothing at all."
Dancer, Lancer, prancer, necromancer, and answer. 5 off the top of my head. Say answer out loud and you'll hear it.
I know how spike feels. I remember the time I woke up with nipples on my chest.
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Yeah, I got nothing.
That's just silly.
Here:
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Alrighty. This doctor pretty much sums up the story in five words.
Now to go down a bottle of hot sauce. I refuse to be out-manlied by a pony, no matter how badass Twilight is. Before I go, have a like.
Zecora must have been reading the Draconic WebMD
Fuk da wut
Such dramatic end.
"I'm afraid, my dear,
That you should fear,
This horrid answer;
you have cancer."
Yeah, I'm no poet,
Indeed, I know it,
And at this demonstration,
My consternation,
Knows no bounds,
Much like a pack of hounds.
Haha, this was even funnier the second time around!
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Looking at it again, I gotta say, this one is a little better than I previously gave it credit for. It at least has some cleverness(?), unlike my other one...
Happy you got a kick out of it.
Though it's true he's not a dancer, it seems dear spike has acquired cancer!
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I was dared to read this by my friend. They don't have a account sadly... They dared me to read this without laughing.
I failed.
Horribly.
3531042 That is the funniest comment I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day.
...I have no words except
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, MEANINGFUL, HEARTFELT STORY! *sheds tear*