• Published 22nd Oct 2013
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What's in the Box? - TheTobacconist



Sweetie Belle has lost her building blocks.

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What Has Been Seen

Sweetie Belle currently had no desire to make an arts and crafts project. It was what she would normally do when bored out of her little skull, but it was all that she had been doing for the past few days. Rarity had learned to lock her workshop when she was gone for an extended period of time. There was no way that she could do any sewing. Apple Bloom was visiting family in Manehattan, and Scootaloo was off in Cloudsdale. There would be no crusading today.

She paced the carpet of her room, struggling to come up with an idea for entertainment. It would have to be indoors, Rarity had specified that she didn't want her leaving the house in this kind of weather. It would have to be something fun, she was too bored for anything else. Perhaps something nostalgic, that would be greatly enjoyable. Perhaps something constructive, that would be enjoyable as well. Perhaps both, that would be mindbogglingly enjoyable. Her boggled mind arrived to a conclusion.

"Building blocks," She whispered to herself in silent awe. They were a toy that was both nostalgic and constructive, perfect for rainy days such as this one.

She smiled as she reached underneath her bed, and prepared to drag out the large box that they had been stored in. She found nothing. Her hooves darted across the floor beneath her bed, finding stuffed animals, small rocks, and old magazines. But no cardboard box filled with building blocks.

The pleasant snapping as the pieces interlocked pervaded her mind. Thoughts of their glossy surface filled her with nostalgia. She must have them. They were the only thing that would keep her sane, the only thing that would make something fun out of an otherwise gloomy, and they were missing.

She grit her teeth in frustration, and checked underneath all of the furniture. They were not underneath the nightstand. They were not underneath the dresser. They were not underneath the floorboards. Had she been in a more complete frame of mind, she might have realized that lifting up floorboards with a hammer might be construed as property damage, but she was not in the right frame of mind for that. No, the siren sound of blocks snapping into place called to her. There could be no sanity while that pervasive tattoo beat and clicked in her head.

A thought roared over the imaginary clicking. Perhaps they were in the attic? Yes, she found the idea to be quite reasonable, even logical. It was a welcome reprieve to have a logical thought to challenge the continuous snapping noise in her mind. The entrance to the attic was in the hallway, and with enough precariously balance chairs she was able to reach the drawstring.

The chairs fell beneath her, and she was left holding onto the drawstring by the mouth. She eyed the floor with a strange sensation building up in her chest. Dread? Not quite, perhaps vertigo. Despite her extensive vocabulary she was not yet familiar with the word, and would not be for sometime. Though, if she were to be familiar with that word, she would most certainly use it.

The drop down ladder creaked, and unfolded, sending her to the ground. She winced, and wished that her forelegs were long enough to rub her tailbone. But her task was nearly complete. She carefully climbed the ladder, and looked around the dusty attic.

It was unexpected that Rarity would leave a room so unclean, but it was constantly out of sight, and by proxy out of mind. Sweetie Belle sneezed, and created a fine ring where the dust had been just before her. She shook her head, and climbed up, resting her hooves on the unfinished wood. She smiled at her prize.

There, just beneath the attic window, was a cardboard box. A cardboard box that called out to her with that sweet siren sound of the snapping of building blocks. She trotted to it carefully with a grin on her face. Nothing could stop her now, the pounding rain would not keep her bored, and the absence of her friends would not prevent her fun. She flung open the box, and reached in to grab her prize.

Her face immediately fell into a deep frown, her eyes went wide, and her pupils dilated. The look on her face was like some amalgamation of the darkest fear, the most legitimate disgust, and the most bizarre confusion. These were not her building blocks. She could not describe the objects inside the box, but she had a sneaking suspicion of their intended usage. She would not allow herself to think of the box's contents, but she promised herself that she would be washing her hooves post haste. She shut the lid of the box, exited the attic, released the drawstring, and never thought about building blocks again.

Rarity returned sometime later, and dropped her groceries in shock. Sweetie Belle was at the kitchen sink, still scrubbing her hooves and forelegs, muttering 'unclean' repeatedly. Rarity walked up to her slowly, and looked down at her.

"Sweetie," She said worriedly, "Would you like to tell me what's wrong?"

"Unclean," Sweetie Belle answered, still scrubbing her forelegs furiously. "Found the box." She poured more soap onto her hooves. "The box in the attic." She lathered the entirety of her forelegs. "Things in it. Terrible things."

"How long have you been scrubbing?" Rarity asked.

"Not long enough." Sweetie Belle washed off the suds. "They don't make water hot enough." She added more soap. "Things were filthy."

"What things, Sweetie?" Rarity squeaked, "What things are you talking about?"

"The things in the box." Sweetie Belle stopped scrubbing. "In the attic." She looked up at Rarity. "They had your friends' faces on them."

Rarity blushed, and fainted.

Author's Note:

A moustache to whoever correctly guesses what was in the box.

Comments ( 95 )

3384648
Alright, what do you think is in the box?

I'm going to go the dirty route here, and suggest dildos or sex toys.

3384661 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99yd8Pfp21r3k73wo2_1280.jpg
I honestly had no idea, although I did guess that it probably had something to do with sex :twilightsheepish:

I'm guessing... G1-G2 toys. Rarity's long-forgotten fillyhood playthings.:rainbowlaugh:

3384685
That would be equally hilarious. But no moustache for you.

I know whats in the box!!!!!!!
It's...........
ANOTHER BOX!!!!!!!

3384661

DAYUM. Right on the money.

So, Rarity has a little love for all her friends it seems... :raritywink:

3384716
No, but 1/10 :moustache: for creativity, and boxception.

3384718
It is clearly a dark, closely kept, and well hidden secret.

3384732
Hilarious, but wrong. Still hilarious though, have a moustache :moustache:

I think we all know what was in the box. Mannequin heads off her friends... possibly used for nefarious purposes.

3384733
Robot replicants?
Voodoo dolls?
Faces of the real main 6 that have been replaced by changelings?
Potatos carved to look like the main 6?

3384733
Plushies of her friends that she... used... Ya I'll keep it at that.:derpyderp1:

3384746
Darker than what I was going for, yet still hilarious. Have a :moustache:

3384730

Not anymore. Now Sweetie will tell all her friends :unsuresweetie:

"My sister is weird!" Sweetie Belle complained. She still twitched, shocked by what she'd seen.

Apple Bloom raised her eyebrows.

"Why?"

Sweetie Belle turned towards Apple Bloom, still twitching.

"It has to do with your sister's face, a box, and me looking for my blocks," she said, before she began to explain.

3384748
Close enough. :moustache: for you.

3384751
That story could be hilarious.

3384747
And now you're getting colder. -1/10:moustache:

A photo of the mane 6

3384783
The photo was used in the 'editing' of the objects in the box. 1/2:moustache: for you.

3384787
Is it tiny toy versions of the main 6 that rarity has brought to life,
and now she rules over them like a vengefull god
enacting every fantesy and desire she imagines on these tiny ponys?

3384834
Well, you got the 'fantasy and desire' part right. :raritycry::moustache:

3384839
Is it a portal to another universe in which Muffins And cupcakes
have risen to power and are battling for dominance,
the leader of the muffin forces being derpy and the cupcake general being pinkie pie?

Dakimakura pillows?

3384787 A mannequin with the Mane Six's faces cut and pasted on the head, and a sex toy made out of building blocks on the abdomen... Cause - you know - hardness and all that.

3384864
Wrong, but somehow still just as creepy. You get a :moustache: anyway.

3384856
Is it a button that when pressed causes the rest of the main 6
to experience incredible pleasure and quiver and moan
wherever they may be,
leading to hilarious situations in which the main 6 try to explain this behavior to passerbys?

3384870
That's wrong in so many ways. The primary way it is wrong is by being wrong about what's in the box. Still so wrong it just makes me laugh. Have a :moustache:.

3384877
She's a dressmaker, not a mad scientist. Though mad, horny scientist would make a very interesting genre, and explain some of the movies out there.

The pony version of Playboy with her friends faces photoshopped (or whatever the pony equivalent is) onto the pictures.

3384887 yea im just kinda throwing story ideas at you now

3384897
I know, but I'm still getting a kick out of it.

3384905

It could be a great story idea? Bitch please, IT WOULD BE a great story idea.

You should write it :P

... God, that'd be awkward. But it would be hilarious. And if the lulz are great enough, then it's worth it.

3384905
Is it a magic mirror that allows her to not only spy on her friends
but also allows her to plant subtle directions in their heads,
thus feeding her egotistical nature and making sure she is in total control of every situation?

What's in the box? Solid Snake of course! :trollestia:
Seriously though, it's something sexual involving her friends. Dildos and pictures of their plots or something.

3384933
"What's wrong?" Apple Bloom stared at her friend.

"I've seen," Sweetie Belle struggled. The word was stuck in her throat. "Things..."

"What kind of thing?" Apple Bloom asked. Normally she would express concern, but right now she was mostly curious.

"Things," Sweetie Belle answered, and looked off into the distance.

3384935
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the one who stole my damn hairbrush?

3384960
Hey ive got a question,
if Raritys magic is good enough to thread a needle,
why does she need a hairbrush?
Couldnt she just magic her hair better?

3384970
Rarity only has mad magic skills when she's in a musical number.

3384977
I'm afraid i dont understand,
and of flying spiders.

3384989
Wrong, but :moustache: for creativity, and resourcefulness.

3384991
The flying spiders are an absolute necessity in this operation. Without their silk the photosensitive wing of the glider would be too heavy. Did you not read the departmental memo?
Edit: Rarity only shows impressive magical ability while singing.

Hmmm

Wooden sex dolls

The vaginas of all her friends

Sex clones

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