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TheTobacconist


...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

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Sweetie Belle used to always keep her building blocks in a large storage bin underneath her bed. She finds another box, and believes it to be her box. What's in the box?

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3384648
Alright, what do you think is in the box?

I'm going to go the dirty route here, and suggest dildos or sex toys.

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I honestly had no idea, although I did guess that it probably had something to do with sex :twilightsheepish:

I'm guessing... G1-G2 toys. Rarity's long-forgotten fillyhood playthings.:rainbowlaugh:

3384685
That would be equally hilarious. But no moustache for you.

I know whats in the box!!!!!!!
It's...........
ANOTHER BOX!!!!!!!

3384661

DAYUM. Right on the money.

So, Rarity has a little love for all her friends it seems... :raritywink:

3384716
No, but 1/10 :moustache: for creativity, and boxception.

3384718
It is clearly a dark, closely kept, and well hidden secret.

3384732
Hilarious, but wrong. Still hilarious though, have a moustache :moustache:

I think we all know what was in the box. Mannequin heads off her friends... possibly used for nefarious purposes.

3384733
Robot replicants?
Voodoo dolls?
Faces of the real main 6 that have been replaced by changelings?
Potatos carved to look like the main 6?

3384733
Plushies of her friends that she... used... Ya I'll keep it at that.:derpyderp1:

3384746
Darker than what I was going for, yet still hilarious. Have a :moustache:

3384730

Not anymore. Now Sweetie will tell all her friends :unsuresweetie:

"My sister is weird!" Sweetie Belle complained. She still twitched, shocked by what she'd seen.

Apple Bloom raised her eyebrows.

"Why?"

Sweetie Belle turned towards Apple Bloom, still twitching.

"It has to do with your sister's face, a box, and me looking for my blocks," she said, before she began to explain.

3384748
Close enough. :moustache: for you.

3384751
That story could be hilarious.

3384747
And now you're getting colder. -1/10:moustache:

A photo of the mane 6

3384783
The photo was used in the 'editing' of the objects in the box. 1/2:moustache: for you.

3384787
Is it tiny toy versions of the main 6 that rarity has brought to life,
and now she rules over them like a vengefull god
enacting every fantesy and desire she imagines on these tiny ponys?

3384834
Well, you got the 'fantasy and desire' part right. :raritycry::moustache:

3384839
Is it a portal to another universe in which Muffins And cupcakes
have risen to power and are battling for dominance,
the leader of the muffin forces being derpy and the cupcake general being pinkie pie?

Dakimakura pillows?

3384787 A mannequin with the Mane Six's faces cut and pasted on the head, and a sex toy made out of building blocks on the abdomen... Cause - you know - hardness and all that.

3384864
Wrong, but somehow still just as creepy. You get a :moustache: anyway.

3384856
Is it a button that when pressed causes the rest of the main 6
to experience incredible pleasure and quiver and moan
wherever they may be,
leading to hilarious situations in which the main 6 try to explain this behavior to passerbys?

3384870
That's wrong in so many ways. The primary way it is wrong is by being wrong about what's in the box. Still so wrong it just makes me laugh. Have a :moustache:.

3384877
She's a dressmaker, not a mad scientist. Though mad, horny scientist would make a very interesting genre, and explain some of the movies out there.

The pony version of Playboy with her friends faces photoshopped (or whatever the pony equivalent is) onto the pictures.

3384887 yea im just kinda throwing story ideas at you now

3384897
I know, but I'm still getting a kick out of it.

3384905

It could be a great story idea? Bitch please, IT WOULD BE a great story idea.

You should write it :P

... God, that'd be awkward. But it would be hilarious. And if the lulz are great enough, then it's worth it.

3384905
Is it a magic mirror that allows her to not only spy on her friends
but also allows her to plant subtle directions in their heads,
thus feeding her egotistical nature and making sure she is in total control of every situation?

What's in the box? Solid Snake of course! :trollestia:
Seriously though, it's something sexual involving her friends. Dildos and pictures of their plots or something.

3384933
"What's wrong?" Apple Bloom stared at her friend.

"I've seen," Sweetie Belle struggled. The word was stuck in her throat. "Things..."

"What kind of thing?" Apple Bloom asked. Normally she would express concern, but right now she was mostly curious.

"Things," Sweetie Belle answered, and looked off into the distance.

3384935
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the one who stole my damn hairbrush?

3384960
Hey ive got a question,
if Raritys magic is good enough to thread a needle,
why does she need a hairbrush?
Couldnt she just magic her hair better?

3384970
Rarity only has mad magic skills when she's in a musical number.

3384977
I'm afraid i dont understand,
and of flying spiders.

3384989
Wrong, but :moustache: for creativity, and resourcefulness.

3384991
The flying spiders are an absolute necessity in this operation. Without their silk the photosensitive wing of the glider would be too heavy. Did you not read the departmental memo?
Edit: Rarity only shows impressive magical ability while singing.

Hmmm

Wooden sex dolls

The vaginas of all her friends

Sex clones

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