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CertainlyNotRarity


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lol. Sexy and funny too if a little cloppy and pony pornish.

Is this the same author as in yesterday's TotallyNotRainbowDash story?

The funniest piece of clop to exist. The way it was written just screamed excellence. :raritystarry:

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Well, that's quite the assumption. While we are acquainted to an extent, I can assure you that our styles are far too different for such theories of yours to be valid.

Wow, the detail was exquisite. I always knew AJ had a thing for the alabaster seamstress, good to see them happy together. But I am left with one simple thought, will this be the only story you grace us with or will there be more to accompany it with time? Perhaps a sequel or a different one entirely, either way I would be delighted to read more stories from you.

There is something oddly familiar about this writing style. Have we met, darling?

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Well, I can assure you that this is my first-ever account on this site.

However, might I ask whom I remind you of? I'm always looking for new, fabulous writers to emulate.

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That's all there really is to say on this matter.

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I am not sure. Just this feeling I get. A fabulous feeling.

Who shall fall for the wiles of the sexy alabaster fashionista next?

The bookish fellow unicorn?
The timid pegasus?

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I must say, I'm in a bit of a... 'cyan' mood, if you catch my meaning :raritywink:

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I can't help but wonder how ladylike it is to go after multiple mares.

"Our time has come. We shall make love. Right here and now."

Sounds like what I said shortly before getting a face full of pepper spray.

"Now fuck me, you gorgeous mudpony, you!"

Sounds like what I said shortly before being put in the hospital by a rather cantankerous zebra. Not sure why.

Dayum! Dat prose be so purple, you'd think Twilight Sparkle wrote it!

When a fic is written like this it makes my day, a piece that mixes in humor is so great in a sea of serious fics.

bravo! bravo! this was highlarious! loved everything about it ...well not aj grammer i mean she southern not special. other then that great.! rating
:moustache: :moustache::moustache: 3 moustaches!!!

This was poetry. Nuff said.

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