CertainlyNotRarity
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First, there are way too many long words in this. Second, Rarity would never hit Rainbow Dash (and live to tell about it.) And third, Rainbow Dash would totally give her friends awesome sex if they asked for it, even if they were where other ponies could see, because other ponies would just see how awesome she is.
So, the only thing about this story that's right is that Rainbow Dash is awesome at sex. You should write a different one about that.
I don't know, I kinda liked TotallyNotRainbowDash's better.
Well... I guess you can write Rarity but your Dash was absolutely terrible. Whether that was on purpose or not it really ruined every bit of enjoyment I could get out of this story. (I wasn't expecting much...)
I dare you to write some seriously tantalizing clop!
And finally a message to 3375285
I see through your lies!
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Words are hard, I agree. Especially beyond an eighth grade reading level.
3375266 Our LGBT pride of Equestria is the local expert on sex. She's done it all, and likes most of it. She did a lot with Pinkie.
And considering Rainbow is an athlete, Rainbow would be like, "Oww... did you just bitch slap me?"
Like, this was a great story, dude
3375637 Completely agree. The whole Rainbow Dash speach? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm a horrible writer, and I could tell that was seriously fucked up. This person- needs to learn more about personalities and what they say. I didn't know Rainbow Dash was a complete hippy.
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Trust me, not even hippies speak like that!
3376428 Actually, thinking about it.... No, they don't!
I guess this just... exploded. Her part completely exploded. How much of a brony is CertainlynotRarity anyways? Not much...
And even if Rarity is his favorite pony, any and everybrony have the decency to learn about the others eventually. This was just pathetic.
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Aw c'mon, give him a break (unless he did it on purpose), not everyone has the guts to write something with real emotion.
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Gonna be honest, not sure how I feel about Rarity forcing Rainbow to eat her out.
I can't help but wonder exactly how ladylike it is to go around having sex with all of your friends. But I'm also hoping that she'll pay a visit to a certain shy pegasus.
Captured Rainbow Dash's personality perfectly! Well done!
I didn't know you were a ninja turtle, rainbow dash.
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rainbow dash = ninja turtle????
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By the radiant crown of Apollo, I desperately want... neigh NEED to read of the carnal passions that would inevitably follow the meeting of CertainlyNotRarity's Rainbow Dash with TotallyNotRainbowDash's Rarity!