And Thus, The Sky Was Torn Asunder
Dashing through the sky. Rarity looked as this bullet, this animal, tore through the atmosphere.
Reckless abandon.
She was going to get herself killed. It was inevitable. This gadabout played fast and loose, never once considering the state of her mane. Rainbow Dash, that prismatic tomfool, made Rarity sick.
Why was her sex quivering at the sight of this? WHY?
She would not not remain in the dark on the anomaly of her body’s betrayal of her mind. The fashionista cleared her throat. She called to the heavens that this devil was splitting.
“Rainbow Dash! Come down here, this instant!”
In a dash, she returned to the earth, that awful, cocky grin never once vanishing from her visage.
“Yo, Rarity, how’s it, like, hanging, dude?”
The seamstress stomped her hoof to the ground. “I will not stand for this anymore, Rainbow Dash. You are wild and untamed! Like a beast without a tamer, you are not safe to be left alone. You’ll get yourself killed! Or worse, your mane will be destroyed!”
The blue ninny was aghast. “Uhhh, like, woah, dude, you’re like, totally hushing my buzz, dude.”
Sickening. This mare was an outrage. Even by the standards of pegasi, she was an outrage.
“I am going to tame you, you rapscallion! On your knees?”
Dash cocked a black eyebrow to the heavens of her face. “Uhh... like, what, dude?”
“You are going to pleasure me! That shall teach you your place.” Rarity placed herself on the green ground and spread her elegant legs for the ruffian. Her scented sex would certainly drive this knave wild.
It would.
Surely.
"Dude, Rarity, you're like a totally bodacious babe and all, but I don't think we should do it, like, here and stuff."
The beautiful seamstress huffed with a wind. "It matters not, you rude little ruffian! You are going to show your devotion. Only then will I let you free!"
Dash snorted. The outrage! “This is, like, totally bogus, Rare. I think I’m just gonna, like, boogie on outta here. Peace, man.”
Rarity would not take this lying down. She bolted for Rainbow Dash, and tackled her to the ground like a mighty amazon.
She would be tamed. It was inevitable.
The ground tremored. The sunshine winked in all its resplendent glory as the heavens divided. Rarity forced her tongue into the caverns of Dash’s mouth. She would not be denied.
Be denied. She wouldn’t.
Dash forced her head away. “Woah! What are you, like, doing, dude?”
“I am taking what is mine. You know you want it.”
She snorted again. The outrage. “Yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt! Get offa me, dude. This is, like, so the opposite of gnarly. You’re bad candy, babe.”
Outrageous. Rarity struck with the bolt of Zeus that was her hoof. Dash yelped in pure terror. It mattered not to Rarity. This ragamuffin had to be taught a lesson by any means necessary. Even brutish force. Dash’s eye was a black hole.
Good.
“Don’t taze me, bro!” What was she blathering? It mattered not. Rarity scooted her slender form until she was sitting on Dash’s face. She could feel Dash’s heartbeat. No doubt it was lust taking over.
Very good.
“Now lick, you petulant little filly.”
She did. Oh, Celestia, how Rarity should have done this sooner. She had spent too long cowtowing to high society. Acting demure for some boorish prince. Was she afraid to get a little dirty? Bah! It mattered not, now. For she was here, on top of Rainbow Dash. Her tongue exploring the caverns of the unicorn’s sex. Rarity was positively shaking. She bowed her head back and purred with all the carnal glee of a ravenous beast. She licked her lips as if sweet cider was dripping from Heaven on her face. Her grin was splitting her face.
Incredibly good.
“Rarity, this is totally gnarly!” Rainbow Dash yelped through laps. “I dunno why I said no!”
“Think nothing of it, darling. Just continue licking, you’re a damned goddess!”
The tongue wriggled and tickled, touching every sensitive spot in the catacombs of Rarity’s nethers. Both the unicorn and pegasus were panting in desperate delight.
Reckless abandon.
Dash moved her hooves forward, and she placed a firm grasp on either side of Rarity’s flanks. She was helpless. She was clinging to the unicorn for dear life. Her eyes bolted open as the flowery cavern pulsated with greater rapidity and gravitas. The two moaned in unison. The sweet reprieve of climax would be arriving soon.
Exquisite.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“COWABUNGAAAAAAA”
Like the finale of the opera, Rarity came with a punctuation worthy of the King’s audience. Her nectars streamed out and coated her thighs, along with Dash’s face. Dash licked every drop like the good filly she was. Rarity spasmed at the feeling of the erect tongue massaging her sopping thighs.
She craned her head around and saw that Rainbow herself had been driven to lusty zenith as well. The juices were popping out of her like a geyser. Obviously, this moment of love had encapsulated the pegasus’s mind, and her soul had succomed to the lust. Nopony even had to touch her.
She was an outrage, but she was good.
Rarity fell onto the ground, her heartbeat falling into the rhythm of her breathing. Rapidity, thy name was Rarity’s breathing.
Dash raised her head. Carnal nectar was smeared across her face.
“That was like, a totally tubular climax, brah. Thanks, Rarity.”
Rarity grinned. “You weren’t so bad yourself, darling. By the gods, you’re talented.”
“Radicool! I like to be excellent for the babes!”
They both giggled together. The sun beamed down on the both of them. The sky had torn asunder so that the Gods themselves could witness this carnal crusade. They were clearly pleased.
Thus, the unicorn and pegasus lied in the meadow as the sun baked them in their bask.