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Regidar


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Cycles are a nasty thing. Water cycles, laundry cycles, motorcycles... all equally as soul-crushing as the last.

Some cycles are less evident, however, and Applejack is stuck in hers.

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This is better than Pony.MOV

3326700 is it though

3326706

If not better, at least on par with it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

...wow. Alright, I think that's enough internet for one night.
Hilarious, but waay fucked up.

3326826 That's life for yah

:unsuresweetie: Paying homage to redneck roots and doing fruit? Okay. well that was interesting. Not sure what to feel.

Well...
Oaky...

Meth Lab doesn't go boom=instadislike.
Nah, this way funny.

:derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

Apples.
Apples apples apples, apples apples.
Apples apple.
Apple apple apples.
Apples apple apple pear apples.
Apple.

3326841 words to live by

This fic reminded me to thank based Shrek for making my life blessed with new layers everyday.

*walks away... slowly*

The fuck did I just read?

Something awesome, that's for sure. :pinkiehappy:

This was a masterpiece. 10/10, would bang.

All praise be to the Ogrelord.

Apple-Bucking Thighs...
:eeyup:

3327551 Why not?

3326966 excuse me sir have you ever run a meth lab
I think not.

what the fuck did i just read

3328724 A story about the cyclical order of apples.

Question one: what the Hell was that?
Question two: why did I like it?

3328856 1.A story about the cycles we drive ourselves into and how they crush our souls.

2. I dunno, maybe you're into that sort of thing?

3329054 Well, I just explained what it was, so...

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Can we get it get it get it alll...

3328856 I was asking the same thing

I had to stop at the 20th paragraph just to figure out what the hell just happened. Of all the random fics I've read, this just takes ludicrous to a whole new level. Confusing as hell, but good as hell so far.

3333805 does this story even have 20 paragraphs

Is he still here?
Sup' Bitches! Review time!
Shit.
:ajsmug:
Okay, so this is yet another story that didn't just earn its random tag, it freakin' jumped through a window and snagged it out of the air. Lost breath laughing and found whole situation believable. Loved it!
Favorite Line:

“Fuck you, you ain’t mah real ma!” Apple Bloom yelled, taking a swig of motor oil and hacking up a tooth.

Rating::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:/5
Final Verdict: ...Apples!

How did you miss the opportunity to do this about Carrot Top?

Seriously, it was the perfect opportunity. Oh well, at least you used an awesome song.

3336495 you'd best prepare your mountaintops for a stainin'

“Ah think one of the crayons is touching my brain,” Apple Bloom lamented.

This is the second fic where Apple Bloom has popped her nose-cherry with a crayon... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

3339472 I must have a fetish or something

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Well, as long as my ashes fly from an aeroplane over the sea, I don't really mind. Just be gentle.

3339472 I just realized that i used the exact same phrase in the other fic

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