Applejack experiences one of the most uncomfortable meals of her life. And it's not because Big Mac is putting salt on his pancakes, surprisingly.
This is an entry for the Thousand Words Contest. Stop laughing. This is serious.
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The Red Parade
Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?
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glub glub
😏
A whirlwind of apple family chaos. Seems normal to me, just like another other famlily.
Nothing too weird about this. On International Breakfast Day it is a long-standing tradition in Britain to have breakfast for lunch.
that bitch!
what.
What do Apples and Sulfuric acid have in common?
…Uhhh…In this case, they can both be used to ruin one's conversation, except one is used by being poured to one's face, and the other is used as an excuse to throw words to one's face.
Also, she's right about breakfast being stupid, we never had a decent one back during school days in 6 am.
And in conclusion, there's only one thing I can say about this story, you know, it's like Vietnam…
Glub glub…Glub glub glub.
And that's all I can say about this story.
See you at dinner.
I'm with Apple Bloom. Glub glub.
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glub glub
...
. Glub glub indeed.
...glub glub?
Absolutely hilarious
Fine... but that last line sounds like a last retort to hit exactly 1,000 words.
"Anything else?"
"Yes, can someone pass the pate de foie gras?
"Glub glub."
Wellokaythen. That was something.
This was fun and wacky. Nice job!
so true very Applejack
i mean, there were two traumatizing events here. mustard for cereal???
hehe love that this is the comparison Applejack reaches for
yay, Apple Fritter is in this!
ahahahaha! i mean, love the ship, but on top of that it was used very well here
love the table-flipping continuity
ppft. also, what a family!
third base!
i think she should keep doing it
that does totally sound like something Strawberry Sunrise would say. she’s such a weirdo i love her
well that was a delightful madcap, and i’m very glad Apple Fritter and Strawberry Sunrise were both in it. poor Applejack, who is apparently the only sane mare in her extended family, not knowing what sulfuric acid is and anger issues notwithstanding. thank you for writing!
Mackie was a sorry lad.
Now he’s sorry no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
I’m not sorry for him any more. More sulfuric acid.
This isn’t how genealogy works, but anyone who tried to tell that to the Apples got defenestrated.
This was the best kind of random. Just cohesive enough that the unexpected swerves had maximum impact without devolving into incoherent gibberish. Wonderful work; it got multiple genuine laughs out of me, to say nothing of the judge prize. Thank you for it.
"glub glub" so true applebloom
Hello! I read all the stories from this contest that won recognition, so have a review. This is silly, it's bizarre, it's occasionally foul-mouthed, but most of all it's funny. I wasn't a huge fan of the last line, but easily enough here for a like.