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Becoming a princess is hard enough on any alicorn, but when strange things start happening in Twilight's life, Princess Celestia tasks her with researching the events!

It was correctly guessed as the Rules of the Internet!
Check under the Spread heading for the exact Rule Set I used: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet

Chapters (35)
Comments ( 102 )

Don't worry, Twilight; I think everypony doubts Rainbow's sexuality... or her gender... at least once in their lives.

2275681 In my head, Rainbow's Bi. But that's me.

*spoiler alert*



They're the rules of the Internet, are they not?

Hilarious! This story looks great, and I like where the plot is going. One upvote for you, good sir.

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That is 100% Correct! You Win an Internet!
Well, if I had any internets.

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Thanks ;3 I came up with this concept in a mass production of ideas. There's so many ideas in my head that I have to say, "No, you're not writing that." I did that with a Rarity x Opal shipfic that popped into my head.

ok. now i know not to read case 34.

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The rating's going to stay the same. Just because it involves porn, doesn't mean that I will make things explicit.

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I'm updating my stories as I write them. I've been working on all of them simultaneously, so I end up with some wait between chapters, but I will try all 47 original rules.

I know it's going to happen after I say something, but I'm surprised I've gone this long and this many likes without a dislike! For the record, that's +13 with no thumbs down!

Personal victory, if I say so myself!

Suddenly... All that makes sense.

Nice job.

~Skeeter The Lurker

So this is all a prank/lesson for Twilight? I would not want to be the princesses or Discord when she finds out.

I still want to watch her find out and go ballistic on them. More please.

Have a :moustache:

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Oh, I have the perfect plan for revenge, at least, I think I do. We'll see what happens.

Other than the spa being closed, noting strange has happened today. Thanks to whatever power let that be.

nothing, not noting

Other than that, this chapter was still excellent :raritywink:

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I was so scatter-brained when I wrote that, thanks for pointing that out :derpytongue2:

are the chapters supposed to be mixed up?
:derpyderp1::trixieshiftright::derpyderp2:

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Yes. The Cases refer to the rules of the internet, and the story continuity doesn't place the Rules in the original order, often with good reason. For instance, the five Anonymous rules will be spread out, letting the story expand more between them.
I would be an interesting challenge to write the cases in the same order as the original rules, but it just doesn't work out with the way I have in my head.

Good question, though!

wonderful story though. very funny. will be checking for more when i have time :pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::raritystarry::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::raritystarry:

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I'm glad everyone likes this story so much... it was one of those "I'll just do it for the amusement" and everyone seems to love it. And if they don't, well, they don't seem to take it out on this story, which is good for me!

I certainly hope not.

At least have her go 'want-it-need-it' crazy after the next one.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Well, there's only one more Copy/Repost rule, so I'm going to spread it out... I don't really know how Twilight's going to react to it, though.

I want to see Twilight learn that this was all a twisted combo of test and prank and go ballistic on them. Only after she has gone through a majority of the cases.

twilight forgot to check if there were nuts in the cupcake heh

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I see someone's thinking ahead :P

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Twi will have her revenge, I promise you that.

I think that Discord is Doomed. Twilight will find out, and she will turn him to stone, grind him into dust, form the dust into a perfectly uniform cube, and banish him to the moon. All that as a warm up for the real punishment.

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Remember, it's not just Discord that's in on this. Celestia and Luna have played parts in setting this up to, he's just the one that wants to see it continue the most... which reminds me, I need to mention Luna again here soon.

2747369 I am still trying to figure out what Twilight will do to those two. Will Cadence get involved on either side?

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I do believe that falls under the category of Spoilers.

Celestia should just talk to fluttershy Problem solved

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But Discord is watching her every move. Discord sees this as a tradition in Equestria, one he is fond of, so he will defend it even against his first friend.

2811700 true still though an angry fluttershy would make it stop makes me think a small piece of her want's this to happen

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The entire town of Ponyville have, to some degree, knowledge of what's going on anyway--like the Spa Twins reveal in Case 47. It's a test, as they were told, of Twilight's ability as a new Princess.

2811719 True but they also know what happens when she snaps not saying this isn't wonderfully delicious just makes you think you know

2811719 Just think as the town people as trolls and it makes more sense to me but still

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It's not that they're being trolls, it's that they've been told by their princesses that Twilight is going to be sent through a rigorous set of tests. Even Twilight knows this to some extent, as in the original letter from Princess Celestia, tasking her with "researching" these events.

Things are changing slowly--the detective never solves the case on the first clue.

2811758 Well just makes me wonder what would happen if she snapped in one of these cases cause the only way to fail it seems is to give up said princess-hood

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Now I must leave it at "Spoilers" and say no more. I'm not even sure what the next case I'll be writing is, but I promise you that it will be up to par with the rest of the chapters.

2811789 Okay I know when I have got A clue on what's coming up

2811789 Also 15 seems like the end

I can imagine a small war between the forces of love and chaos as they try to decide the fate of the strange cases tradition. Twilight will probably see the fight and think it is another case.

Why didn't Cadence have much more to say about this, I mean she is a princess so she would have had to go through this as well.

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Twilight hasn't even left Ponyville since this started... there are things that she's going to have to deal with that may or may not affect her ability to perceive reality
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Cadence is prim and proper in public. She certainly wouldn't tell off her aunt. She's looking out for the pony she foalsat for... the one that saved her life and marriage!

They are all going to get blasted only Cadence and Celestia will get less blasted

2844631 Unless luna or discord try's to help her yep.

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Expect the unexpected sometimes. Payback isn't always so straight-forward.

Wait so, this is all a giant prank... Maybe... Trollestia?

2844652 True but by the end of this I am Expecting her to be at her wits end and just wanting some good old fashioned closure.

I am starting to think that when Twilight finishes all these cases and learns the truth, she is going to unleash Pinkie on them, while Pinkie is hyped up on five or six energy drinks. Either that, or Twilight will utilize her knowledge of magic to hit them with magical pranks on a scale that will scare Discord.

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Continue reading, it'll become more clear.

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I already have a plan for what happens in the end. I love hearing your guesses, though.

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