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Ima give this a read later, but thumbs up'd because I can't see it not being great ;)
EDIT: Wait... why does this have thumbs down?
So... they're anthro, but still have hooves.
Would suggest adding the Anthro tag.
1 view with 5 likes and 3 dislikes.
Seems legit.
3135064 This fic is so good you don't even have to read it to give a like
3135064 Nevermind. If you look at the chapter's views, it says 16. The main one is broken.
3135105 Odd...
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It's not broken. View counts don't update in realtime. Give it an hour or two.
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Done, and thank you. :)
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Yeah, I didn't really intend to write them as anthros. I guess the cover art just threw people for a loop. Anyhow, consider it anthro. Thanks for the heads up.
3135131 Ah. That I did not know.
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*Gives you a hug, and a like*
I think this goes without saying but...WRITE MOAR!!! Do it now (or when you have another winning idea to inflict upon us)
Shouldn't this be Derpy, since that's what you wrote in the next few lines?
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It's more of the fact that you describe them as having breasts, covering them with their hooves, and wearing two-piece suits.
That anti-aliasing effect on the cover art...
Jesus.
Also kind of wondering why this is voted down so harshly. I know its clop, but I can only assume it is that and another factor attributed to the whole excess of Button's mom/ Button fics that people are getting to the point of being sick of them, like every other fad in this fandom.
I'm not going to read it, but that's just a bit of speculation on my part.
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Yeah the incest button mash flood from /mlp/ definitely left a bad impression with a lot of people.
EDIT: Also I'll thumb this just for being aged up non-incest.
3135547 don't forget the body fur .
Niiiiiice.
~Skeeter The Lurker
loved it. also just asking but the title, did you mean to type Button's hot beach day?
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I love that profile picture , and I'm a bit straight
you know this fandom is crazy when you have to put no foalcon, no incest in ya button mash fic.
Congrats, you got featured!
....
FUCK YOU!
>Not foalcon. Not incest. Aged-up.
welp moving along then.....
I'll definitely be shticking around. I can't wait to see what's to cum!
I thought that pun was horrible.
If this is anthro, then why are there hands hooves...
, or are you just saying that because their are ponies? Either way,MOAR!
)
(5 mustaches!
Way too vanilla for me.
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Thank you very much!
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Tough luck, mate, I'm as vanilla as they get, but thanks for dropping by.
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I'll let you in on a secret: I didn't write these an anthros. I added the tag because I got people who whined that I needed it. They either are or aren't anthros, whichever you prefer. And I'm happy you like it and want more.
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Eeyup! But I couldn't resist.
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Good. I c wut u did thar.
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I CAME!
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Yeah, I was getting a surprising storm of downvotes until I changed the short description to omit his name, and put the disclaimers at the top of the long description.
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I am sorry, but I have a girlfriend who gives me all the fucks I can handle.
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I'm glad. I considered that title, but I thought that it'd be a bit more clever to change it up to make it stand out a bit more, as well as make an oblique double entendre.
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Do you comment on every single fic on this site, or only the good ones?
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Thanks for the thumb. You're not the only one to appreciate this.
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Behold the magnificence of Microsoft Paint! It's featured now, but I don't know why it got downvoted so viciously at the start. Maybe it's because from the outside, it said Button Mash and clop? They pretty much ended when I changed the descriptions ever so slightly.
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Derp -- that's my fail. Thanks for catching it, my friend.
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I'm thrilled that you love it. I'm thrilled and definitely surprised how this thing has taken off.
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But then I don't get any heat or credit for the views.
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The ones I like a lot. Or the ones that demand a comment to be made or something.
I dunno.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3136885 You're like Regidar used to be. Now you are at every story.
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True. But I don't claim 'first' and I actually read the stories I comment on.
He did call me Regidar 2.0, by the way.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3136877 Ees good female.
Welp, that's another one for the favorite list. Props for being the first non-incest Button Mash fic I've ever seen.
*hunkers down to wait for an update*
I'm gonna laugh if he gets one or more of them pregnant even with Vinyl's spell
does any one notice that this all started from the sillyfilly studios doing that animation test for there new show involving button?
This story shouldn't exist. It's in the feature box only because of riding on the Button Smash hype. The cover image and the synopsis are really bad (the cover especially because it's an amateurish mash-up of two completely different art styles. Going with them, this story is about three humanised mares fucking a teenage colt. I could go as low as saying "wish fulfillment" but that would be just nasty. Good thing I am nasty.
The story itself contained no substance whatsoever and was very rushed. The characters were one-dimensional at best, and just insubstantial on the worst. Your writing as such didn't contain too many typos, but that's pretty much the highlight of this fic. Formating is not your forte, and you've written this in some weird combination of indents AND line breaks, which is quite hard on the eye. And as I say 'too many typos' I spotted only a dozen or so in one read, so don't congratulate yourself on that either.
I could rant on and on, but honestly? I don't want to bother. The U/D ratio is speaking for itself already and I wish this eyesore is gone from the box when I log back on.
Edit: After reading the comments, I'm happy you found so many like-minded individuals to follow you. You people really deserve each other.
The buildup seems a tad overly descriptive to me (what exactly was the point of describing the house and the stairs to the beach like that?). And, yeah, I have to agree with Isseus about the characters being rather flat. I don't go into a clopfic expecting too much character development, but it's always more interesting when I find it anyway.
I have a feeling that unless you do some weird fetishistic stuff or something, this will be a rather forgettable clopfic. Anyway, faved in order to see where this goes.
3137997 I can understand criticism when it is constructive....but you are attacking an individual based on what you perceive is incorrect. Nobody is perfect, and everyone style of writing is different than the other in some form or fashion. Meaning we, as readers, need to get used to other forms of writing. He did not format this story incorrectly more so, he did it differently. And different is not bad. We as bronies can attest to that. And as bronies we have to stick together, not push other people around. If this was not your intention, then completely ignore everything thing I just said. But please be advised that if I thought this way, you can sure as sugar believe someone else took it the same way I did.
Okay, I will admit right now that I haven't read this. After the first Button fic I read on the featured list (Don't remember the name, foalcon, incest, had the plot developement of a two year old picture book if I'm being generous.) I hope you can forgive me. However, this seems like the best place to ask. What the fuck is with the sudden explosion of very poorly written, pointless bits of wish fufillment featuring this little shit? Again, not commenting on this story, I haven't read it. Can someone please explain it to me?
Is it that he is a 'gamer', and they feel some kind of sympathy that maybe, if this loser can get laid by five hot women and his mom at once, I can? Is it LSD? What?
I might read this, it seems like something I'd enjoy.
Though, I'm not quite... consistent with my stance on clopfics, and go back and forth between loving and hating them.
120 Days of Blueblood, you ruined my mind.
3137997 Hug me, bro.
You know what the sad part is? People thought this fic was a breath of fresh air. Do you have any idea how many times I've seen this premise being done before (just replace Button with any other colt character)? It's uninspired and lazy, and I can't even do a proper fucking review of it. You know why? Because there's nothing I can do to help the author. What he's already doing is earning him upvotes and favorites galore, not to mention a spot in the featured box. "Constructive criticism" of a clopfic is like judging the actors in a porno. It doesn't fucking work, and that makes me a sad panda.
I like your writing Kalash, I really do, and like the fact that this is aged up.
Yet I feel like this isn't your best work in all honesty. It just seems a little off would probably be the best way to put it.
I like the fact that just because it's a clop fic people dislike it hahahaha it makes me laugh, Then by that logic no-one whould read 50 shades of grey because like so many romance books somepoeple will think it's the same and not buy it, Yet low and behold i have read it and it's a good book not like any other romance one's i have read though some can be heavy on sexual description, I found myself liking this story and follow it for more updates, I just think some people just need to grow up and treat it as someone's true effort of creative thinking and not base it on some other shitty experience they got reading another persons fanfic.
Oh and Isseus there are 2 different types of anthro :- Humanized - An animal charater written with a complete human body including hands and feet while retaining it's tail or other things like fangs or mane, best description look up "Furry"
:- Partial Anthro - An animal character written with a human body but retaining it's animal appendages in this case hooves while retaining it's tail and animal teeth or mane.
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By that same standard though, you would also have to discredit the instantaneous affirmation that stories receive. While it is by no means anywhere near some of the other 'Button Wish fulfillment' fics that have been featured, it also doesn't meet the standards for what should be in the top slot. Yes, clopfics are, for some obscure reason, always high on the list, but there isn't any reason that this one should be as high as it is. As was stated before, the characters are one dimensional, and their behavior is so brazen aligned with no thought for anything other than to get them to fuck Button in various scenarios. Compared to many similar fics, this one is an unprecedentedly high standard, but that is like raising the bar from one inch to five above the ground. You can still go over it without trying much.
Honestly, I don't know. I don't write clop, so maybe there is some metaphysical property that makes it inordinately difficult to do. I doubt it, but there might be.
PS, On the subject of Fifty Shades, regardless of personal opinions, everyone here should revile that 'book'. Because it was originally nothing more than a Twilight fanfic, which was then made in print, that thing is single handedly responsible for nearly destroying all fanfiction. Period. The only thing that stops us from violating copyright infringement is the fact that we make no money from it.
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Shouldn't it be "moist"?
Btw, who said that clopfics can't be educational - I had to google "Coolidge effect"...
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Especially if this spell needs to be renewed after every orgasm... and somepony forgets about it...
Wait... Featured?
... Clop?
... KALASH!? Wait, if Kalash wrote this, he can't review it! WHO THE BUCK'S GONNA REVIEW THIS WITH THE SAME TEXTBOOK-PROFESSIONALISM AS KALASH!?