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Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

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This story is marked incomplete. Does that mean there's going to be more?

Oh, it's not foalcon.

Okay, this is fine, then. Carry on.

I laughed at the title of both the story and the chapter, but didn't actually read it.

Press X to cum.
Press O to squirt.
Press Triangle to swallow.
Press Square to suck.
Press Start to pause. :moustache:

I don't get how a 19 year old can NOT know about sex, unless he was raised in the deep south, USA.

But that's really my only gripe, and I'll keep reading.

In the night sky, a new star formed as Button unloaded rope after rope of his cum into her womb. Her abdomen bulged out with each increasing rope, bigger and bigger until the Princess looked like she was pregnant and about to give birth. Luna collapsed on top of Button, her eyes closing as his cum began to leak out of her marehood and onto the floor.

WTF?

Anyway, I actually read it because it was such a hilariously terrible title. This is such an obvious "I really want to bang Luna" fic.

But I give this at least 50/50 odds of making the feature box as a result.

press x to not died

They would be his foals, and they would skullfuck Call of Cutie casuals until the developers themselves asked them for advice on how to make the fiftieth sequel.

Best. Line. EVER

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*presses X*
"JASON!"

Not read yet, but I predict bulges aplenty.

Dear god this looks terrible.

NO FOALCON HERE

I betcha five bucks this is a lie. A down and dirty lie to fool the readers. You naughty bag of narcotics you. :derpytongue2:

Comment posted by Madness Brony deleted Nov 25th, 2013

Aging up still feels like foalcon to me, it feels like a cop out. It's like, "Hey officer, don't worry the picture I drew of the 5 year old across the street having sex is perfectly alright because I drew her as an adult!" Also anypony with the Royal sisters is pretty much foalcon...(not that Twiluna isn't adorable)

Why does Button look pudgy in that picture?

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well lets start with a simple equation
gamer(a)+games(b)=a time in life when you are to lazy to make your own damn food and clean yourself as the days go by also known as(c)

3538204 I mean't "Art-wise". Not logic.

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ohhh well that's probably how the author saw button aged up in the years:derpytongue2:

BUTTON MASH IS AGED UP

:fluttercry:

If it was going to be done, at least you did it right.

Well done.

~Skeeter The Lurker

val

3537626 so if you press start to pause wouldn't the game not work sense you can't start?

I love how some of the comments are people complaining there isn't any foalcon. I love this fandom. :moustache:

val

3538366 the pause button is the start button maybe?


also We have to go deeper sound so wrong

3538355 MORE STORY AND FOULCON!:twilightsmile:

I have a feeling these two are going to be spending a lot of time with each other. :raritywink:

Oh yeah, congrats on it being featured.

You are the feature of masturbate...

...I mean the master of feature bait. Well done!

In the cervix? Ouch. People say that would hurt a lot.

But good clop

She inhaled and with one rough buck, Button’s cock slammed into Luna’s body, the flared tip pressing against the entrance to her cervix.

Think you meant 'entrance to her womb'.

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Someone actually knows anatomy.

But since this is Fimfiction, no, you're wrong.

<3

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Is this to be continued? I assume it is since it's marked 'Incomplete'.

I just noticed the incomplete so yeah schitt just Gotz real

He could impregnate this mare, shoot a load inside of her that was so fertile, that he could father foals that would beat any leaderboard in Equestria. They would be his foals, and they would skullfuck Call of Cutie casuals until the developers themselves asked them for advice on how to make the fiftieth sequel.
BWAHAHAHA!!! Oh sweet Luna this made my night!

Your some kind of mind-fuck genius arnt you?:eeyup:
Almost every sentence was either funny, strangely erotic, or heart warming. BRILLIANT:twilightsmile:
They need Button emoticons. Or at least Luna:facehoof:

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I love flattery. It gets you everywhere.

3538348 HAHA I GOT HERE BEFORE YOU
YES
I can die happy now. Thank you Skeeter <3

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X For cum. :pinkiehappy:
Y for scream. :flutterrage:
B for breaking the bed. :raritywink:
A for tappin that ass. :rainbowwild:
Back for "back that ass up!" :twilightblush:
Start for "Start suckin this dick" :coolphoto:
LT for hoofjob. :derpytongue2:
LB for magicjob. :trixieshiftleft:
RT for Wingboner. :trollestia:
RB for cunt eating. :moustache:
The giant X is for super cum. :eeyup:

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Empty victory. I only comment AFTER I read.

First has never been my goal.

Kindly do not make such a stupid comment again. Apologies if it seems harsh; it really isn't.

~Skeeter The Lurker

There comes a time when ideas should stop being creative.

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