My first foray into clopfiction ever. I regret nothing.

3119651 Aww yeah!! Oh, and neither do I!!

>anthro and first
oh yes

I'm not sure what to think about that, but thumbs up anyway.

Can I get the source for the picture used?

3120542 Oh yeah, I forgot, my bad. I'll put that up there right now. XD

3120542 And... I'm an idiot because I can't find it. I know it came from derpibooru, that's all I can remember. It was around 5 days ago when I uploaded it. My apologies.

3120542>>3120575 sigh.... I'll get it tomorrow, won't be hard for me to find.

Dangit, I thought my Google Images trick would work...

anyways...YEAS.

what! NO spike!? ... Still not bad.

ehhhh
nope.
good day.

No Cadence, huh? I'm assuming you have plans for her later.

3121882 Perhaps...

And that fellow ponies is why you don't fuck derpy

Wow, kinda feel sorry for BlueBlood how the hell did that happen?

Bravo! I need more!

I kept thinking of the Devil's Carnival while reading.

lol

3122587 Holy shit, so I'm not the only guy to watch that.

Mind you, you're the guy who wrote 120 Days of Blueblood so it shouldn't be that surprising. Good job on that, gave 2 of my friends nightmares (No, really, I'm serious in both).

3120542>>3120575 I just spent the past twenty minutes or so looking through all the Mayor Mare pictures on Derpibooru... didn't find it.

However... I found this on Google. You're welcome.

nice! Whats next, Spike going all out on Rarity or something? XD

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It's going to be something, considering all the exoticism that a horny adult dragon and his immensely creative marefriend have in store....

Emphasis on exotic

Edit: I'm a little disappointed, seeing that Celestia is there, I was expecting Discord too. But then again, what's the point of being expected? Discord's the definition of chaos; I'm pretty sure he's got a few techniques that would make most of the populace blush and leak even more than usual.

>Gets on and sees the story get feature
>Reads description
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I am so jealous. I wish I can be there.

I've never seen a story get so many negative comments yet somehow remain on the featured board for more than 2 days.

Tell us your secret, good sir!

3127066 The fact that it is a clopfiction. Lol.

So tell me what inspired you to write this

3127911 Boredom and being rather insane in general.

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So which one of the voices gave you the idea, the leprechaun just tells me to burn buildings

3128278 Lol, that's the idea. I'm actually rather surprised this did as well as it did... I've never written nor have I really read clop in a very long time, I expected a pretty bad reaction to this. Lol.

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Well to be honest in return I can't get the image of the mare's playthings out of my mind, and that is a really rare feat to have accomplished so just keep going and you will be the best whore in the land

The daisy-chain of sensations and spunk is an incredibly idea, but I could've gone the rest of my life without reading the phrase 'marmite mine'.

Suppose I should reply to some of these.

3122375 My sick mind.

3124171 Maybe not all out, but I don't know when Fatty'll be back to this one.

3124312 You think she's only going to make one appearance?

3126947 Are you sure??

3127911 I helped!!... perhaps a bit too much!

3145670 Yeah... you can blame me for that one. I saw it, and just had to get him to let me add it!!

Yeah yeah, I have problems.
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3150172>>3128309 This is true... my editor, who is considerably more experienced in the art of clopfiction, did help me out quite a bit with this one... so my hat goes off to him.

3150257 Six little bits in some chapters and one story dedicated to it. Not that much more experienced!
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What? I've had a long day. Got an even longer one tomorrow!

3122232 Calm it down...

Lucky424 sent me here.

Yup. That was pretty fucked up alright.

3286806 WTF was this?

There's still the matter of many mares questioning "Who's the lucky mare to take away Celestia's son virginity?"

A shame this had to end. This was pretty entertaining.

6998878 You think so? I was actually thinking about perhaps bringing this and some of my other fanfics back from the grave so to say lol.

6999842 Here's hoping.