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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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Comment posted by Miki deleted Aug 28th, 2013
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Comment posted by Lucky424 deleted Aug 28th, 2013
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Comment posted by Fattymagee1 deleted Aug 28th, 2013

My first foray into clopfiction ever. I regret nothing.

3119651 Aww yeah!! Oh, and neither do I!!

>anthro and first
oh yes
:heart:

I'm not sure what to think about that, but thumbs up anyway.

Can I get the source for the picture used?

3120542 Oh yeah, I forgot, my bad. I'll put that up there right now. XD

3120542 And... I'm an idiot because I can't find it. I know it came from derpibooru, that's all I can remember. It was around 5 days ago when I uploaded it. My apologies.

3120542>>3120575 :facehoof::facehoof: sigh.... I'll get it tomorrow, won't be hard for me to find.

Dangit, I thought my Google Images trick would work...

anyways...YEAS.

Well. . . That was a sudden declaration^^'

what! NO spike!? ... Still not bad.

No Cadence, huh? I'm assuming you have plans for her later.

:pinkiehappy:YES YES YES! I LOVE THIS FIC, I WISH I WAS THERE!

And that fellow ponies is why you don't fuck derpy

Wow, kinda feel sorry for BlueBlood :rainbowderp: how the hell did that happen?

Bravo! I need more!

I kept thinking of the Devil's Carnival while reading.

3122587 Holy shit, so I'm not the only guy to watch that.

Mind you, you're the guy who wrote 120 Days of Blueblood so it shouldn't be that surprising. Good job on that, gave 2 of my friends nightmares (No, really, I'm serious in both).

3120542>>3120575 I just spent the past twenty minutes or so looking through all the Mayor Mare pictures on Derpibooru... didn't find it.

However... I found this on Google. You're welcome.

Kids, don't try this at home: these are trained professionals who can survive a penis reaching all the way into their lungs :coolphoto:

nice! Whats next, Spike going all out on Rarity or something? XD

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It's going to be something, considering all the exoticism that a horny adult dragon and his immensely creative marefriend have in store....:raritywink:

Emphasis on exotic :rainbowlaugh:

Edit: I'm a little disappointed, seeing that Celestia is there, I was expecting Discord too. But then again, what's the point of being expected? Discord's the definition of chaos; I'm pretty sure he's got a few techniques that would make most of the populace blush and leak even more than usual.

A two foot penis? ELEVEN APPLES? :pinkiesick:

I am so jealous. I wish I can be there.

I've never seen a story get so many negative comments yet somehow remain on the featured board for more than 2 days.

Tell us your secret, good sir!

3127066 The fact that it is a clopfiction. Lol.

So tell me what inspired you to write this

3127911 Boredom and being rather insane in general. :pinkiecrazy:

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So which one of the voices gave you the idea, the leprechaun just tells me to burn buildings

3128278 Lol, that's the idea. I'm actually rather surprised this did as well as it did... I've never written nor have I really read clop in a very long time, I expected a pretty bad reaction to this. Lol.

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Well to be honest in return I can't get the image of the mare's playthings out of my mind, and that is a really rare feat to have accomplished so just keep going and you will be the best whore in the land:twilightblush:

The daisy-chain of sensations and spunk is an incredibly idea, but I could've gone the rest of my life without reading the phrase 'marmite mine'.

Suppose I should reply to some of these.

3122375 My sick mind.

3124171 Maybe not all out, but I don't know when Fatty'll be back to this one.

3124312 You think she's only going to make one appearance?:trollestia::trollestia:

3126947 Are you sure??

3127911 I helped!!... perhaps a bit too much!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

3145670 Yeah... you can blame me for that one. I saw it, and just had to get him to let me add it!!

Yeah yeah, I have problems.
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3150172>>3128309 This is true... my editor, who is considerably more experienced in the art of clopfiction, did help me out quite a bit with this one... so my hat goes off to him. :moustache:

3150257 Six little bits in some chapters and one story dedicated to it. Not that much more experienced!
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What? I've had a long day. Got an even longer one tomorrow!

Lucky424 sent me here.
:rainbowderp:
Yup. That was pretty fucked up alright. :eeyup: :yay:

3125412 3124104
And this is a pornographic story about talking horses.

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