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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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The title says it all. Must I really need to explain more? I guess I do because it says I have to.

Basically I took the most unbelievably corny and cheesy ideas that I have actually seen in My Little Pony shipping fics and placed them all into a one-shot romance.

Please, do not take this seriously.

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Twilight looked down and began to cry. “No Spike, this can’t wait! Why don’t you believe me?”

Spike dropped the pile of books he was carrying. “Don’t cry Twilight, hey, wanna hear a joke?”

Twilight nodded.



“Hey Lyra, there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!” said Spike.

Lyra’s cheeks blushed rosy red and her eyes lit up like wildfire.
“Oh Spike, you really have a way with mares. I will totally dump Bon Bon and be your special somepony this Hearts and Hooves Day!”


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You hardly ever come across fics that have the GOAL to be cliche, cheesy, and poorly done. You have not only manged not only to do that, but to make it so bad it's hilarious:rainbowlaugh:.

I salute your bravery.

I didn't know the legal age for marriage was ten in Equestria. :trollestia:

That was quite the story. Perfectly hilarious, but with a touch of troll to it. And you gave me an idea for a fic.

Wow, this was both funny AND horrendously painful to sit through.
Nice job.

For some reason I feel a feature box coming for this fic, don't know why, just seems like it. This was so incredibly bad that it was fucking amazing.

Great work. :twilightsmile:

Fucking brilliant. Greatest thing I have ever read ever. Have a mustache :moustache:

Silly, butt fun!

Dafuq was that... Hilarity!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rarity_lolface.png
That was so bad though, in all honesty... if that wasn't your intent, I would have had to thumb this down.

1024853 Trololo! lol jk, but yes of course that was my intent. I tried to put every overused thing I've seen in shipping fics all into one terrible fanfic. That's why I didn't even lable it as "romance"

1024866
You... more than succeeded, it was almost painful to read at parts... but it was well written, just had horrible plot *looks at list of fics I plan on reading, all with the same plot* I'm going to go mope for a bit before I keep reading on here...

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What you did theredl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowderp_flip.png , we see itdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png .

1024900 Yeah, it's those kind of fics I'm basically making fun of lol.

I hated this fic. It pissed me off, but that is what you were going for becuase you felt the same way I do about all that cliche.

So I applaud you sir :moustache:

Ow. That was seriously painful to read. Funny, though.

1025197 Haha that's the point

You succeeded in your goal there, and it was hilarious! I've never seen some of the things in there, like an angry jealous Fluttershy!

I applaud you.

:moustache:

Author used confusion.
:rainbowhuh:
It's super effective.
No seriously, what in Zeus was that?

... Holy fuck, this was hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious. 5/5.

1025337 Haha all this horror has basically fucked myself to the feature box lol

That was awful. This may be just me, but it didn't seem like you were making fun of very many cliches there.

That doesn't make this story bad (in terms of how you wrote it, anyway). Favorited.

1025351 Yeah I know, I focused a lot more on the corny and cheesy aspect of the story than the cliches.

1025347

You, sir, deserve it! A classic in the making. Or a lot of masochistic brownies out there. Either/or.

1025351
I agree with the first and second sentences. It just wasn't very funny either. Forced humor seldom is.

1025460 It's not supposed to be that humorous, It's just supposed to be stupid. You're supposed to laugh at its general ridiculousness. I honestly expected a really bad response for this fic. I was just bored so I wrote this pile of crap lol. I am sure this is the hands down the dumbest fic to ever make the feature box.

1024733, I am disappoint.

O god, if I got a penny for eveytime I've read that Derpy cliche, I would probably stand on top of Bill Gates house and dancing with 10 half naked girls while throwing molotovs at an endless ammount of Bugatti Veyrons (wich I own)

1025460 1025368

I didn't mean it was awful as in it was bad writing or anything like that. It was a good read, to be honest.

This was great man, I have read a wide collection of bad shipping fics and this takes the cake.
Thankfully this was intentional.
On an unrelated note, What do you call a pony with a seagull on their head?...Cliff!
Aren't I hilarious?
Please can people reply to this comment telling me how hilarious I am.

1025368

Well, you just sold me on reading it then. Too many people go on about cliches, yet don't realize something is only cliche from a reader's standpoint based on how many pieces of literature they've read that were similar prior. The whole "lol cliche" thing people do, passing over what might have been something they would enjoy simply because the idea's been done before, annoys the livin' fuck out of me more than said persons are annoyed by seeing something similar to what came before. Doesn't mean the author should be penalized for wanting to share their vision.

But, since this is more about the cheese, which is usually present in any story not done by a highly experienced writer, I'm willing to see if this will get my laughs goin'. In I go, wish me luck.

1025499
I did.


If you weren't trying to be funny, I guess you didn't fail? It _is_ cheesy, but not "oh god, this is hilariously bad" cheesy. More like, my dad is trying to pretend to be cool by making KrisKros references in >2012.

My brain can't handle a tale of heart wrenching romance this glorious. I AM UNWORTHY! :fluttercry:

(Well played, sir. Well played. :derpytongue2: )

All the way through this I was sat there like 'What Is this bullshit I'm reading?"
It got to the end and even though it said spike was out for 4 days, Twilight implied it happened in one.
My mind is still full of fuck.
This is beautiful.

--TwilitLightning

My reaction, displayed by emoticons:

:facehoof: :twilightoops: :duck: :trixieshiftright: :derpyderp2: :pinkiesmile: :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia:

I bestow you with this moustache as a symbol of your brilliance. :moustache:

1025816
Mate, I was just being a knob-head.

1025784 Lol just don't write anything like this, not that it's actually possible without trying really really hard like I did. You're an awesome romance writer, and your story The Baker and The Scholar is one of my all-time favorites. Trust me, I didn't use anything in this story from you lol.

This was actually really funny. :moustache:

i couldn't breathe at this part:

Spike could only think one thing though,

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Congrats you have made a cliqued story filled with bad jokes and so so so incredibly cheesy, you've earned this

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Seriously that was a fun read :moustache:

kinda reminds me of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, didn't understand any of, loved every second of it

It was awful and hard to sit through, yet it made me laugh a little. Congratulations, you have succeeded.

1025935 That was my goal! Excruciating horrible, yet awesome.

Spike and Rarity were both crying happy tears profusely.

This has to be one of the greatest lines I've ever read here.

"Rarity galloped up to Spike again and planted a passionate kiss on Spike’s lips. Twilight joined her-

:rainbowderp:

-at the bedside."

Oh! Phew! :trixieshiftright:

"Our difference in species? Completely irrelevant!”

:yay::facehoof:

Overall, this was so awful it was beautiful. I don't think I can say more. Just beautiful.

Not sure how these work, but . . . :moustache:

:pinkiehappy:
A few chuckles are awarded to you!
Aweshum shtuff!

That bit at the very end pushed this from "Really Funny" into "Fucking Hilarious!...Why can't I stop laughing!? OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!"

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