There are a few things in Equestria that you DO NOT do:
You do not insult the Princesses
You do not keep parasprites as pets
And you do not mess with Applejack
A short action story with lots of bucking
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I did all three.
That was ridiculous, but in a good way.
All-caps, big, bold title- you know it's gonna be good. Also, apparently AJ is the equivalent of Chuck Norris.
Badass Applejack. Good stuff.
There is one thing.
I think it's "might".
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Nope.
It's Mite, and in a "Small particle", as oppised to Might, as in "Possibly"
AJ is saying that this could be a LITTLE difficult. Thus, Mite. Usage is proper.
This was bad, and you should feel awesome.
3033793 You win this time, Kencolt.
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They'd all be dead. Applejack's the good cop.
3033976 Wow, didn't know that video was known to anyone else. I heard about it because someone is letting the director do a feature film version of the video.
Other than that, great story.
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holy shit, really?!
...
Um... I would like to know more.
3034502 Not much is known yet, just that apparently he was approached to make a full feature. It seems gimmicky but could be really interesting, maybe make the protagonist completely silent, sort of like a FPS video game, have him move the story while staying silent. But admittedly I am also quite interested.
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TNAB posted a link to the video in the blog post about this story.
Expert ponification of that video. Well written action.
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3034664 is that pony playing magic the gathering?
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Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee are what AJ calls her back legs in The Mysterious Mare Do Well. Those names are canon.
(Reference spotted! McGillicuddy is Lucy's maiden name from I Love Lucy)
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You could say that
I was really expecting that mare to have swallowed the grenade, then I remembered this wasn't Vampire Cheerilee.
It does make a person wonder how she gets along so well with Pinkie.
Oh, that was incredible. Nice work AJ.
Though shouldn't that grenade have torn the mare to hamburgers with shrapnel?
3037032 Eh, just concussion grenades.
3037055 ....Alright, that works.
And even if they WERE frags, most of the shrapnel would have been deflected by the staircase anyway, I think.
Thought experiment: If you replace the word fuck with buck, then that really demeans Applejack's job, doesn't it? It's like calling a dairy farmer a cow fucker in normal, every day speech.
And no, do not anger the apple hoers.
I kept waiting for a John McClane reference to show up. When the machine gun fire started I was so sure there'd be a "Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun" bit. Oh well.
3044366 Didn't you notice? The whole thing was a reference. Just widen the lens a little
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Heh, fair enough... I get the reference to the youtube video and/or action flicks in general. I should have said "quote" instead of reference... my brain is simple that way, and the only action movie quotes it knows are from pulp fiction and die hard.
hell yeah for AJ! defiantly one bad mother bucker! made me think of the ending of Cowboy Bebop
Well, this was awesome. I liked it.
I kinda wanna see how Mac works it out, but that’s ok