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Nom_deCheval


Does this look infected to you?

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*snort*
so much clop.
poor cadance. lol

A hysterical masterpiece!:rainbowlaugh: My sides! Thank you for that Nom, but now I must demand a sequel! Or a pic from someone depicting Cadance's face right before she's pounced on.:pinkiehappy:

I hate you right now. I've got way too much to read.

*Adds to faves* :raritydespair::eeyup::duck:

You know I saw a picture which had this exact scenario in it. I'm curious if it was inspiration or coincidence. But yeah nice to see you write a story where Celestia's the dom for a change.

3012756 mmmmmmm...could be... :trollestia:

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Oh sweet Celastial Sisters, that was too funny! I really wanna know what "Happy Birthday" is...

I chortled! :rainbowlaugh:

so many things need to say

first why didn't i know that was a thing?....

contest?....

second , holy crap an upload by nom about the princesses that isn't a harry potter novel?....

the plot is there to justify the clop?....

obviously luna is best princess.....

where's the next who rules?....

Another great one, very fun to read and well written to boot. Why is it that in all of your work, there is just a random event mentioned that I really want to know more about. For imstance, what is Happy Birthday?

Wow this was a whole bucket load of Wincest :pinkiecrazy:

That 'Happy Birthday' thing was from a Looney Tunes cartoon, right?

3012989 I assume you mean "Harry Potter" in length, right?... :pinkiehappy:

And according to this story, Luna is ALMOST best princess. Celestia still top pony here! Oh yeah! :raritywink:

And the next "Who Rules?" is coming. Just two more stories to write before I get back around to that saga. Thanks for being both patient and interested!

:pinkiehappy:

3014673 yes....

>And according to this story
>haven't read the story yet
fuck me lol.....

this borny's patients knows no limits , still waiting loyally for 1 year now for the return of our musical god/goddess after he/she returned to update us on their condition after another year of waiting for their return from a disappearance.....

waited on fighting is magic after their first trailer was released , now i guess you could say we're always waiting on brawl to come out with the newest build for it....

still waiting on domestication update from mallajong1 who had a bunch of shit happens to him/his stuff in regards to this site at the beginning of the year i believe , promised updates , then left for a month vacation hike across japan only feeling the need to tell after he came back , and has since gave no indication of updates of any kind.....

and still waiting on battle for equestria which gets a new page about once every half a year.......

my goddess , still where are you?.....

3014875
But... The domestication story was deleted. I followed the link from his page and it have me a story not found error.

3015230 indeed it was , and we still haven't gotten any updates about it either.....

wow... princest is wincest. now if you will excuse me, I need a late night shower. :moustache:

3015547
All we have to do is make a pig fly and then he has to update it! It's a foolproof plan.

Looks like Cadance needs a lesson...

3015893 man the pigapults?....

lol the princesses becoming vulgarer as soon as there are no guards present , very refreshing ^^ .....

"“What are you looking for, sister?” Luna asked softly.

“You’ll see. Calm your tits.”"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48ZJC_W0H4&t=1m46s
(irl friend and story about us btw)

3017241
*looks up from strapping a pig to a jet engine* "...that's probably safer."

3018127 but way less cool than your idea lol.....

Oh hell YES!:moustache:
Luna vs. Celestia!
Celestia Wins!
Continue! 9, 8 ,7 dun, dun, dun, dun!
Here comes a new challenger!

I demanded a sequel! And use 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'! HAHAHAHAHA!:trollestia:

We all know that Luna is the best princess ok so celestia GTFO

3014257
How could anyone not know "Happy Birthday"???
These kids nowadays, they know nothing of the classics... :rainbowlaugh:
Good show old chap! :moustache:

p.s. Where's the gravy. You forgot the gravy?! :flutterrage:

:moustache:Run Cadence RUN! and now Shining Armor could never satisfy Cadance again...:trollestia:

So, this obviously means that there is going to be a sequel. So, I will wait until then.

You better make a sequel or I'll be forced to make terrible puns.

I want to see volume two with Cadence. the first was just priceless.:twilightsmile:

(======D:trollestia:
Something like this was hapening
Btw great story :pinkiehappy:

Favorited and upvoted for the obscure Looney Tunes reference. :trollestia:

Hope the rest of the story is just as good. :pinkiehappy:

Congratulations. This story has good enough grammar to be added to the Good Grammar Directory, a comprehensive directory of grammatically correct stories on FIMFiction.

Also, sigh, proofreading clop. At least I only have to do the first 500 words.

3078848 HAHAHAHAHA! I can think of worse things to do, though, than proofread clop.

Thanks for the addition! I try to get better with each thing I write. I appreciate you looking it over!

:pinkiehappy:

Cute, cute end.:raritywink::eeyup:

LOL:rainbowlaugh: *edit* cadence said 'aunts' there for cadence is related to the princess's and is married to twilight's brother, there for twilight is related to the princess's by law.

Thanks to you, last night I dreamt that I was Princess Celestia and I was doing the same thing to Princess Luna.

3168793 Well, hopefully you enjoyed the dream. :raritywink:

I dreamt I had to stop a fight between Ashleigh Ball and my sister...and I don't have a sister.

:pinkiehappy:

How was I not informed about this? The admins would here about this if I was not so indifferent about it. Awesome Who Rules? role reversal. I am going to have to favorite and up vote. Here have a Molestia ahegao:trollestia: and since there is no Luna, have also a Twilight ahegao.:twilightoops: I will be waiting with baited breath for the next Who Rules? in the meantime, KBO.:twilightsmile:

Congratulations, Nom, on this story winning first place in the Celestia X Luna Shipping Contest!:twilightsmile:

Okay, finally got to this. Yes, a masterpiece of... dirtiness. :pinkiehappy: Anyway, now I wanna know what 'happy birthday' is!

...

Sequel? :trollestia:

“By my luminous moon, thou hast got to be fucking kidding,”
Using it! :raritywink:

So, what the hay is ‘Happy Birthday’? And does the most popular pretty pink princess get pleasured powerfully?

So friggin' AWESOME!! :rainbowkiss::rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

i want to see Happy Birthday used on Twilight....

“Oh yeah! Did you two see the latest polls?” Cadance asked. “Ninety-three percent approval rating for the pretty pink princess!” Her head bobbed repeatedly. “Who’s best princess? I’m best princess!”
Celestia and Luna turned as one to look at each other. Slowly, they turned back to stare at Cadance with a predatory smile.
Her eyes darted back and forth between her aunts as Cadance spoke.
“What?"

ooooooooh.... Cadance, you are in for one hell of a ride...

:moustache: i guess you could say candance was *broken sunglasses* FUCKED!!!!


sorry

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