• Member Since 14th Jan, 2013
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TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

Comments ( 45 )

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I laughed and came at the same time
I lamed
I lamed so hard

Holy fuck dude...

Just... Holy fuck.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I'm not quite sure what I just read, but I approve

Awesome.
And... I have people reading over my shoulder again. The looks on their faces.

Should've put jokes about Zimmerman getting a speeding ticket, but otherwise awesome. :moustache:

YA CAN'T FILM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM

young mullah baby!!

Comment posted by Private Riften Guard deleted Aug 1st, 2013

Making a complete joke out of the event that happened in Florida is beyond offensive. I will not read this story, so therefore I won't downvote it,

2972655
You must be new around here.

This was the funniest ass story I've ever read- you made me laugh so freakin hard. Great job!:twilightsmile:

2972699 actually no, it's just certain things I believe making a mockery of is wrong.

2972869
No such thing.

2972889 well, I will just refuse to read this. As respect, I will not downvote this either. I'll just let others put their opinions into it

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2972655
I agree. Replacing legacy Pike transponders with the ugly SunPass makes me furious too.

That being the only news to ever come out of the state.

Ever.

troll.me/images/web-developer-walrus/dont-feed-the-troll.jpg

2972356 WHY ART THOU HERE?

2972655 Why are you even near this guy?

>>Twilight gets down and dirty with George Zimmerman

suck it, commie

That title is bad even for knee-jerk trolling. As an anonymous poster once said: "G8 B8 M8, I R8 it an 8/88." Your Xbox One title was better bait.

I had a blast reading this:heart:

Ok, what the fuck did I just read?:rainbowhuh:

2978156

Great. 3 AM and now I'm horny.

Asshole.

That was the most normal thing I've ever read.

No...Just, no..:facehoof:

"AGGGHHHH!" One of the miners yelled as a large rock fell on his head, smashing it and spraying the surrounding walls with blood.

George Zimmerman shouted as he pulled out a handgun and started firing at Twilight. 13 rounds of hot lead tore through the ponies body as he kept squeezing the trigger.


Needs the Gore tag, lol

2972655 I'm guessing he doesn't give a bucking fuck what you find offensive or not.

Trollfic. Get it? Obviously not.

I'm saddened by the upvote ratio, but it is what it is. This was fucking hilarious, and I'm featuring this in the Rogue Bronydom on the weekly update.

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(I love faygo deal with it faggo *warning you can use these ideas in this comment in your next trollfic please be advised though that if you add all of these it will cause a rainbow black hole with dancing hippie sexuals but if you want to avoid this please click the like button above to be with dr. dre, slim shadey, and jump out a building with explosive detonating behind you like a badass power ranger with pew guns and a chuck Norris plushy that says fuck you im chuck fucking Norris along with a free copy of demos of e3 games)

(warning to the warning I don't have all that cool shit except faygo but if your a cool guy and liked to imagine that badassness please click the like button and buy my shirts)

(warning to warning to warning I don't have shirts)

(warning to warning to warning to warning I do not have any warning label rights)

(? I also found the cosmic cake but don't tell anybody)*slips the cosmic cake that has a nuclear potatoes in it into your armpit(shhhhh just let it happen)

////I just found out I drunk all my faygo////

This is a perfect example of modern literature. You use George Zimmerman and the walrus as a comparison to modern day society, where you either kill people as the hero, or you stand around like a walrus.

The unfortunate death of Twilight symbolizes the death of evil that is hidden by a shroud of good.

Michael Bay serves as the antagonist in this story, striking down the hero for no good reason, as that is how the world works: the greatest heros die for no reason.

10/10 would fap again

YOU GOOD SIR MAKE ME LOOK BORINGLY SANE, THAT IS REALLY FUCKING HARD

Good times, dis story is the fosho of fosho

That title......I'm definitely going to read this STAT :rainbowlaugh:

Twilight, for once, seems to be in character. Nobody ever gets it right! Not even the god damn show does. And other than that, it was all just amazing, a soon to be classic I'm sure.

3005087
whoop-whoop fam. I got you

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