You are a fierce, merciless warrior that seeks only one thing: Revenge. When you are mysteriously transported to a world of horses, they must take you to their leader for instructions on where to continue your quest.
Equestria is fighting her first World War after the 2nd Industrial revolution. She hasn't fought a war in a while. Before his death, Discord enlists the help of several creatures that are all too familiar with the concept.
No girls allowed? Ok, I'll take this vagina elsewhere.
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*whacks with newspapre* No crying allowed
Dis 3 sp00keh 5 meh
AI CRAi EVRI TAIM
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QQ
Me is best headless alligator.
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I'm...
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