I'm going to be honest for a few minutes. I fucking hate TGWCOP.

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Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Have a completely unrelated picture.

Didn't even play, don't even care. I'm happily going back to Titanfall and Skyrim.

So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE!

How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?

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I has Twizzlers. Twizzlers are God's pubic hair. Everything is now ok.

I would literally trade sexual favors for Twizzlers.

It is little more to me than a place to show up to stoned and bask in the free air conditioner whilst corrupting German females. Molag Bal would be proud. :,)

Mumma, U dun raisd me gud! *gets pushed down awell.*

When I'm alone and bored I put a traffic cone up my butt and dress up like Fluttershy and pretend I'm Knighty.

Other times I dance and act passive aggressive to people who anger me online.

Ok... I came downstairs to make fish and as soon as I got down here I start hearing these loud footsteps upstairs and get this feeling that I'm being watched. I go to look and all the doors are locked and no one is up there... I'm scared shitless right now.

I got bored and typed "Eat shit and die." into youtube's search. The results were rather pleasant.

IN other news I lost another follower. Ha, faggot couldn't handle teh ebola sweggoz. I bet nigga dunt even lift
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Im out of nicotine, please send help ;~;

Go Ebola-Chan! We believe in you!