MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.
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No.
4270539 Yes.
Yes.
This should be featured.
Can I ask you why you write these? This is t some criticism or snarky comment. I'm actually curious as to why you write these.
You work fast.
Best part of the story. Everything else was the worst part.
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Denial is considered an immature defense mechanism.
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I think that it is because they are fucking hilarious.
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Shit smears always tend to be so humorous don't they?
I believe this would literally be akin to throwing shit at a fan, although unpleasant, it would be pretty damn great to watch.
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But sometimes, the smears look like Jesus.
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lel, yes, indeed they do.
Chomsky was wrong about the single-gene hypothesis for the evolution of language. Geneticists have discovered significant contributions from dozens of genes, the deletion/knockout of one or more leading to varied syndromes of language comprehension difficulties.
In fact, the lack of any genetic syndrome typified by the total absence of language ability proved conclusively that a single gene cannot be responsible for its development.
Sooooo, yet another leftist fantasy shot down by real science.
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We meet again.
Duel of the autisms.
Except I shot you when your back was turned.
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Well maybe if Chomsky had spent more time analysing things and less time banging foals...
The real problem with this story is that it already was in the collective unconscious; writing something like this is fairly easy, and requires very little to no thought, and as a result, it doesn't really give anyone anything. The title alone already tells you everything you need to know about the story, and reading the rest of the story does not improve the joke of the title; as a result, the bulk of the story is worthless, because the whole thing is already spent by the title. The title is always going to be more amusing than the actual execution, and as a result, there is little purpose to the actual story itself, it is just pointless dead weight attached to the joke to bring it up north of a thousand words.
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Because I'm a bored graduate student without any friends
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Fair enough, I suppose.
This story is so fucking Oedipal.
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Your mom is fucking Oedipal
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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" I am trained in gorilla warfare"
So does that involve beating your chest and throwing your own shit at people?
4271106 *blinks and scratches the spot where he was shot* A piece of paper seems to have touched me briefly!
4274044 I happen to be Super God and have destroyed universes accidentally by farting.
Kiss your universe goodbye, cuz I just had Space Burritos, beeyatch!
4272220 He should have been bangin' Molestia...
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.kcufehttahw
And thus, you have fully mastered the characterization of Freud.
"This is so fucking oedipal" will, from this point forward, be my response to everything
pertaining to incest.This had me almost rolling on the floor laughing!
Sigmund Freud slashed up his own dick.
10/10, liked and faved.
I came and farted over 9000 times!
Also, I posted a reading on Youtube:
6007982 That was amazing, it made me laugh so much. Thank you so much for reading my work!
what the hell my dude
also, point of order: Chomsky is way too uptight to have sex, let alone smoke a J
but also like what the hell
I’m probably never going to find a quote so funny if out of context ever