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TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan
Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
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Before I even read one line, I know it deserves this
I repeat
2382516
Thought you already did, and that was why I deleted my comment, as it appeared to had become redundant.
Hope the mods pass it!
2382530
I didn't doubt you. I mean, who could resist your pony-coming-on face?
This whole story was fantastic. In fact, I'd go so far as to call it 'exquisite'. I'm going to favorite this, unfavorite it, and then favorite again. That's how much I liked it. I even took the extra time to open google translate to figure out what the hell they were saying.
How did you know that a group of velociraptors violating a tiny cartoon horse was my fetish?
I'm not even going to try to read this.
*backs out the door slowly*
Well then....
The actual storyline itself I won't mention. I think you knew of any plot holes (eh? eh?) that existed, and assume you didn't want critique on characterization.
All I'm going to say is that you use 'to' instead of 'too' often, some words are capitalized whereas others aren't, and if you really want to drive home the point to Trevor, maybe try being AS DESCRIPTIVE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING SEXUAL. Seriously, even though I hated the story, I could add a good 700 words in just a few minutes to this.
If you'll excuse me, I have a memory wipe to perform.
All my lols. Scootaloo will never have her cutie mark. Unless her cutie mark is not having a special talent, therefore being good at everything or bad, or nothing at all.
I cried at the sheer Glory
Bravo
2382640 I tear sheds for joy.
< DON'T GO IN MAH SHED!
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All jokes aside, I seem to be completely unfazed by this. Damn Communists, stealing all my fucks...
2382832 Aaaaaaaaaaaand... saved images!
It was a beautiful summer's day in Ponyville.
Mac: When the vampires came.
GoDom: Inside Rainbow Dash?
The birds were signing, the sun was shining, and a certain orange filly was sulking around a clubhouse depressed.
"It's just not fair!"
Mac: Excellent! The correct term, class, is 'carnival,' okay?
Scootaloo said as she kicked a bright orange ball across the room.
GoDom: Well, at least her balls are orange; we wouldn't want them to be blue. *Dom and Mac snicker*
"I've literally tried everything to get my cutie mark! And it's still not there!" She said, gazing at her bare ass with a look of contempt.
Scoots (from TV): No, seriously! I have!! I even riffed Sweet Apple Massacre!
In truth the orange filly really did try everything possible to get her cutie mark. She tried everything from bungie jumping to skiing, to dog washing, to bio-terrorism and still, her ass remained bare.
Mac: So far, all Donkeys are bare. I haven't seen a single mule with a cutie mark.
"Oh is there something I haven't tried yet!" She screamed to the heavens. Hoping that some deity would hear her pleas and tell her one more thing she could attempt. Anything.
GoDom: Riff a story without once using a snide remark.
Scoots (from TV): Ugh, even I know that that'd be impossible!
The young filly began to tear up, her face hung low in shame and she didn't notice as she walked right into a bookshelf, knocking a large tome off the shelf.
"Whats this?" The young filly asked. She opened the large, leather bound book and turned to a random page. "How to summon a horde of sex crazed velociraptors to satisfy your every desire." She read aloud. "Why would we have this?" Scoots asked in confusion. Little did she know that her friends were secretly lusty, needy, sluts.
Mac: "Huh, well, I guess this helps explain the dildos in the corner piled beneath the bean bag chair, and the riding crop in the umbrella stand. But why the hay do we have a cattle prod?"
"Well.." Scoots said to herself in an unsure tone "I haven't tried a velociraptor orgy yet." and so she began to read the magic words.
"Ein Volk, ein Deutschland, ein Führer! Unsere glorreichen Führer des Vaterlandes, sende eine mächtige Armada niederzustrecken die Fesseln der jüdischen Tyrannei, meine Jungfräulichkeit ist! Heil dem Führer! Heil dem Vaterland! Heil dem mächtigen Deutschen Reiches!" The filly chanted with glee.
GoDom: I'd chant shit I didn't understand with glee too, if it meant having hot sweaty sex with creatures that are extinct.
Mac: Eww, really?
GoDom: Yes, think about it. Even the Bible says Unicorns once lived. Therefore, I could have sex with a unicorn.
Mac: Heh, I always knew you were a horny bastard...
Suddenly, the ground began to quake, on the floor a purple oval appeared, the smell of sulfur hung in the air, Everyone walk the dinosaur could be heard playing. A large, scaly, dark yellow claw reached out of the oval, then two, then four, then six! Slowly a group of velociraptors climbed out of the portal, in the end there were three of the beasts in all, and they all had a hungry look about them.
GoDom: They had been getting some Volcano-Fried Pterodactyl
Scootaloo was nervous, sweat beads slowly made their way down her face as she gazed upon the large lizards. They slowly took a step and aligned in a sort of spear head formation, one in the front and one on each side of the leader. The leader turned his head to the side and said in a deep, dark, otherworldly tounge...
Mac: Etgay emay hetay ootray eerbay loatfay. Eway ancay tillsay atchcay erhay ithway weetssay!
"Noi trebuie, de sacru Raptor crez, plăcere acest cal tanar. Ca să nu fim condamnați la dezonoare și exil din patria." The other two simply nodded and advanced to the scared filly.
Scoots was trembling. She repeatedly told herself "It's for the cutie mark, it's for the cutie mark, it's for the cutie mark." but it was no use, her fear still creeped in her mind, like a spider creeps around a dark attic. I used that metaphor because if you could see inside scoot's mind it would remind you a dark, cold, dreary, black widow infested attic. Bitch got issues.
Anyway the lead velociraptor gently lifted Scoots up and placed her on her back, leaned down to her ear and said "Pregăti corpul pentru penisul meu mare pasare rapitoare care te falsuri fund negro." and placed his erect penis up to her virgin walls.
How did he get the erection so quickly you ask? Well you see, these were no ordinary raptors. The were of the species Unum cum magna irrumabo,
Mac: In other words, Veclopiraptors.
a species of raptor from a plane of existence know to mortals only as Raptor town. In this realm the culture revolved around sex. Instead of hand shakes they gave each other hand jobs, instead of reading bedtime stories to your children you read them erotica, by the time you could walk you could preform every move mentioned in the karma sutra and more. Truly a heaven for some of my friends. I won't name names. You know who you are.
Anyway back to my tale, ahem. The lead raptor placed his erect penis up to Scootaloo's vagina and slowly and gently pushed in, soon encountering an obstacle. He slowed down to make breaking the young filly's hymn easier on her.
GoDom: I always hate it when people are rough when breaking up a good hymn.
Mac: At least he's not fucking her lyrics.
GoDom: I dunno, it'd probably make them sound better.
Scoots began whimpering as the raptor's cock slowly and gently broke her hymn.
Mac: *humming a tune*
GoDom: Aaaamaayyy-heeee-zing Graaaaace~~~
*Mac tosses a plate on the ground, shattering it as Dom suddenly stops singing*
GoDom: are we overdoing this 'break the hymn' joke?
Mac: Probably, yeah.
She felt a sharp, intense pain that quickly gave way to pleasure as the raptor cock passed it and began sliding in and out.
Scoots was starting to enjoy herself, her inner sex demon came out.
GoDom: Of the closet. She was a Hensexual! She just couldn't get off to cocks!
"More. I want more of you. And faster!" She moaned to the raptors.
The lead raptor began pounding her pussy harder than I pounded your sister Trevor. (Yeah. Im not joking either bro. This was the best way I could think of to tell you.) Which was pretty damned hard. (Seriously Trevor. I FUCKING DESTROYED HER) and he then bent her over a living room coffee table that had those moon and star coasters, just like the ones my friend Trevor has in his living room and he eats off of almost every morning, and continued to fuck her tight, young, filly pussy.
Mac and GoDom: ........
Mac: Well, it seems that the author has something he wants to tell Trevor.
GoDom: I feel the need to say 'dude'. How should I say it? Like, Dude! As if I was giving him a high-five? Or Duude... like I was just hearing about the worst experience in his life.
Sensing the filly's lust the other two raptors took positions, one entered her mouth and she almost instantly began sucking the raptor shaft and using her tongue like a pro. Much like Trevor's sister.
Mac: GoDom, either variation of Dude would work.
The other raptor stood next to the first and entered Scoot's ass hole, her tight young ass welcoming the reptilian cock with glee.
GoDom: "Scootaloo's spit-roasted, by some horny raptors~"
Scoots was in Ecstasy.
Mac: "Damn, I was supposed to be in Orgyland tonight!"
The feeling of having all of her holes filled with dino dick was heavenly. She bucked against the raptors fucking her from behind, drew succulently upon the raptor cock in her mouth. The feeling was to much. She came.
Scoots closed her eyes and moaned in pleasure she buckled in an intense full body orgasm. the raptors, feeling her orgasm were on the verge of cumming themselves, Scoots sensed this and spit the cock in her mouth out to talk.
"Not yet, please, I want it all in my mouth." Scoots said, quoting Trevor's sister. The raptors pulled out and walked over to Scoot's now open mouth, she gave a hearty "Ahhhh!" and then the raptors each shot their load into Scoot's mouth at once.
Their semen filled her mouth clear up, and she leaned back and gargled (Your sis did that to Trevor.) before swallowing. Scoots looked at her raptors, batted her eyelashes and said......
"A lady always swallows you know." (And Trevor's sister is a lady.)
Mac: Well, that was fun. Short, but fun. Let's do it agai-
EPILOGUE
Mac: Awww, fuckin' hell...
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Scoots used her tongue to get all the dribbles of cum out of the corners of her mouth and looked over to her flank, hoping to find a cutie mark there. She turned her head, and to her surprise.............. Her ass was still bear.
"God Damn it!" Scoots shouted.
GoDom: What do you want?
THE END
Mac and GoDom: WOO!!!
Oh and if you were wondering what happened to the raptors they got jobs working at a paper mill in Canterlot. They all lived long, healthy lives except for the third one. He got AIDS.
Couldn't help it, I gave this only half my ass out of Riff.
I came. Twice. Raptor Town sounds like my kind of place.
2383115 You know, Mac, you put riffs in Google Docs, not on the story's page >.>
Well...
Well. Well- we~ell; whehll.
Still a few mistakes- unless Scootaloo's butt is, actually, a bear.
And as a native speaker of German, let me tell you that I found that part hilarious. Also some mistakes there, but I guess they are either deliberate or, frankly, unimportant.
This is down right humorous, imagine a bear, a bloodthirsty bear, attached to your back side slowly eating the corpse of your mother, all " 'sup". Might make taking a shit uncomfortable though.
Brilliant.
So...they were...Velocirapetors?
Badum-tish
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2383497 While true, no one would read it if I GDoc'd it.
Was this you trying to be serious, or are you just trolling?
2382837 hmm, well they are sharing all of mine, so they have NOTHING. but all jokes aside *pushes pages with the word jokes to the side* In soviet russia, fucks don't give you
The Trevor's sister stuff cracked me up
This sounds insane enough to read.
Laughed so hard I cried, gods this was funny as buck, a few errors but nothing major, freakig loced iot, so bucking random, poor Scoots
Scootaloo said:
Ein Volk, ein Deutschland, ein Führer! Unsere glorreichen Führer des Vaterlandes, sende eine mächtige Armada niederzustrecken die Fesseln der jüdischen Tyrannei, meine Jungfräulichkeit ist! Heil dem Führer! Heil dem Vaterland! Heil dem mächtigen Deutschen Reiches!
I put that into Google Translator then put it to English. This is what I got:
One people, one in Germany, a leader! Our glorious leader of the country can send a powerful armada strike down the shackles of Jewish tyranny, is my virginity! Healing guide! Healing the fatherland! Hail the mighty German Reich!
Yay for German people!
And the Velociraptor's response? Well, it was in Romanian:
We must, Raptor sacred creed pleasure this young horse. Lest we be doomed to disgrace and exile from the land.
You're welcome!
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!LoL!
My response:
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You have now entered...the outer limits..
Phwoar, I enjoyed this one! It's the sort of thing that gets my Enfield firing.
This one was decent, but you lose points for writing a fic about raptors in which you never once use the expression "clever girl."
I think it's a law that anything having to do with raptors must somehow manage to include the phrase "clever girl."
I also feel bad for Trevor. He had no idea what was going on atop the coffee table.
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...What.
Dude the translation of the spell...... what? Well that applies to the entire thing. Damn this is awesome weird.
Here's one thing you didn't count on; the fact that ICH SPRECHEN SIE DEUTCH!!! Anyways, who knew that a Nazi chant could be a spell to summon a pack of horny velociraptors?
2382711 hear have some brain bleach for that, or motto is IT BURNS!!
And about Trevor, I think he got the point( if he read it) and is probably still staring blankly at the screen(no mater when you read this comment)
2388574 fun
2388536 probably. I know I wouldn't though- I have 2 sisters, and idk who it is, if something like this happened, the guy would be dead. I have an evil ability to scheme when properly motivated...
That was godly! Jesus christ I came to this story!
2390458 when I need to get revenge I just let loose the sadistic, homicidal maniac that I lock in the back corners of my mind
2393330 That's what everyone does! It's HOW you release that sadistic, homocidal maniac that counts.
Examples:Which are scarier?
Hannibal Lecter, or a Bloods gang member?
Ted Bundy, or Jared Lee Loughner?
Simple aggrevations can be terribly scarring, but a series of planned out actions that would horrify you, all without being caught for quite some time, are soo much worse...
2393383 you have no idea, this sadistic bastard is actually a schizophrenic part of me that does nothing but plan out the worst deeds unimaginable to do to someone, he is every horror movie rolled into one times ten, he is a sentient mace with a thirst for blood that can match no other, getting him sent on you is worce than universe 666 (witch is 6.66*10^666 times worce than hell) but I put a leash on him when I do let him out to all life everywhere is NOT destroyed.
2393411 Bravo to you then! Brohoof for sociopaths, YAY!
Ever taken the sociopath test?
2393460 please I might as well have wrote it.
I think I'll sign now,
King Lazaro Sol of Ziolia
poor Trevor.
Oh come on, the velociraptors aren't even feathered?
Trevor's a lucky man.