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#1 · 79w, 2d ago · 13 · 5 ·

This is fucking art! :rainbowlaugh:

#2 · 79w, 2d ago · 5 · ·

wat:rainbowderp:

#3 · 79w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

Seriously, not even joking, this gave me a boner.:moustache:

#4 · 79w, 2d ago · 4 · ·

I am pleased, you may suck my tits.

#5 · 79w, 2d ago · 13 · 16 ·

Aside from the disgustingly offensive content in this story, it is poorly written.

#7 · 79w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>2438492

You must be new around these parts.

#8 · 79w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

This made me laugh enough that a tear of joy fell from my eye.

Dat was zoggin' gud fer a cum filed story.

#9 · 79w, 2d ago · · ·

i shudder to see the next ponies morning...

when the best pony (fluttershy) morning come up im gonna havta... havta.... im not sure if i wanna read it or not.. ill end up reading it ofc though.

#10 · 79w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Incredibru!

#11 · 79w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Do Rainbow Dash next!

#13 · 79w, 2d ago · 1 · 2 ·

Cums occasionally forgot to capitalize names, capitalized words that shouldn't have been, and sometimes changed tense. >>2438492 has a point, yo.

#14 · 79w, 1d ago · 5 · ·

Well I hope you're happy. I played a drinking game and took a shot every time I read the word "cum." I'm dead now from cirrhosis of the liver. :applejackconfused:

#15 · 79w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

ok.... WTF did I just read?

and on another note..... I think you won the award for the most use of the word "cum" in one chapter

#16 · 79w, 1d ago · 9 · ·

>>2441261 I took a drink for every word that wasn't cum. It was easier. :pinkiecrazy:

#17 · 79w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

This story is easily described in one simple word... CUM... cum everywhere :rainbowlaugh:

#18 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

I'm not sure what I just i read but I'm slightly okay with it. Is that.....is that normal??

#19 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2441261 You just drank around 46 shots of alcohol. Congratz!

#20 · 79w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

Pinkie Pie giving the twins a bath.

#21 · 79w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

All of Cloudsdale because the clouds would all be made of cum

and it would be called Cumsdale now.

#22 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

You should totally do Big Macintosh Pipsqueak next.

#23 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2438492

Didn't expect you to be here.

:rainbowderp:

#24 · 79w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I think Rarity, just because I think she fits this...unusual role.

#25 · 79w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
#26 · 79w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

>>2438492

That was a... generous assessment.

I'd go with shittily.

#27 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

Well, I certainly read that now, didn't I.

#29 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·
#30 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

I clicked on this out of a sick sense of curiosity.

I laughed at this out of a sick sense of humor.

#31 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

This comment is written with cum.

#32 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh cum on! Who came up with this idea?! They need to stand up right now so I drag them out into a street an shoot them. Despite the fact I was able to use a couple of clever puns.

Although some one may have to erect a monument to this.

Was the hard to write?

And most importantly...

Did you use internet virus protection software?

#33 · 79w, 1d ago · · ·

Okay, to put it simply, I laughed so hard I literally broke my SOFA CHAIR! No joke, I have to buy a new one. This fic, however, is so fucked up and funny I couldn't clop to it! Please, write a chapter with more sex, maybe masturbation, I have no idea, just make it happen before I start shooting my magma-cum all over your house!

#34 · 79w, 15h ago · · ·

PINKIE PIE! PINKIE PIE! PINKPIE PIE! PINKIE PIE CELESTIA DAMMIT!

oops! sorry, I am a little confused right now lol

#35 · 79w, 9h ago · · ·

Everything is cum related... I like it.

I need someone to count each time cum is said in this because I'm too lazy to do it myself.

Bravo-fucking-Zulu

#36 · 78w, 6d ago · · ·

LOL Twilight really seems to be enjoying that cum water, is there something she has to tell us?

#37 · 78w, 6d ago · · ·

For some reason this gave me a boner... I'm not disappointed.

#38 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2438463 You to huh?

#39 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

Celestia or Luna... Or both together.

#40 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467677

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Also I would love for the next chapter to be someone clopping while in the cum. Rarity please.

#41 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467740 Wait... I... Hang on, I need to check something.

Are you the same Metaknight that's favorited some of my stories?:rainbowderp:

If so, then... Hi?

#43 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

Hey!:pinkiehappy: Didn't expect to see you here, I was watching Chilled Chaos's Trouble in Terrorist Town while working on a new chapter for A Change In Harmony.

#44 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467782 Cool, I was just bumming around on here trying to get inspiration to finally write another chapter for one of my stories. In fact I was thinking about reading Lunar madness again to get an idea how to write Discord better.

#45 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467830 Just make him crazy as hell, but with a conscious and the ability to know not to go overboard. I'd also say he's slightly protective, because without others, who's going to be around for him to play with?

#46 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467856 Mmm. Thanks for the advice.:twilightsmile:

#47 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467908 No problem. Oh, and I'm letting Big Mac be a detective for once. He's very good at it.

P.S. The changeling is going to get messed up.

#48 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467913 Big Mac as a detective, I can totally see that.

#49 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467955 Oh yeah, and Pinkie could be Watson. You know, I'm surprised no one's done a crossover with them as Holmes and Watson. That would be pretty awesome, he'd have brawn and brain. And Watson could defy physics.

#50 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2467964 Lol, yeah that would be awesome. There is a really good Sherlock Holmes crossover story on here though: The Secret Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes.

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